Perfect
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Could make a dress
I have the skills to make beautiful clothing items.

A robe fit for a prince
I can create luxurious, high-quality garments.

I could clothe a continent
My talent is so great, I could provide apparel for an entire continent.

But I can't sew a stitch
Unfortunately, I lack the necessary skill to sew.

I can paint my face
I am proficient in makeup application.

And stand very, very still
I can remain motionless for extended periods of time.

It's not very practical
However, this talent isn't necessarily useful in everyday life.

But it still pays the bills
Luckily, I can make money with this talent even though it is impractical.

I can't change my name
I cannot alter my identity.

But I could be your type
However, I embody certain traits that may appeal to you.

I can dance and win at games
I am a skilled and competitive dancer and gamer.

Like backgammon and life
I excel specifically in these two activities.

I used to be the smart one
I was once an intellectual leader.

Sharp as a tack
My mind was once incredibly sharp.

Funny how that skipping years ahead
It is amusing how being ahead of my peers has impacted my current situation.

Has held me back
In fact, this past success has hindered me in some way.

Top in my class
I was once the highest-achieving student in my class.

Funny what they give you when you
It's ironic what accolades you receive when you

Just learn how to ask
simply learn how to request or demand them.

I can write a song
I have the ability to create music.

But I can't sing in key
Unfortunately, I do not possess the ability to sing in tune.

I can play piano
I am proficient at playing the piano.

But I never learned to read
Strangely enough, I never learned to read music notation.

I can't trap a mouse
I don't have the ability to catch a mouse.

But I can pet a cat
However, I excel at showing affection to cats.

No I'm really serious
I'm not joking, I'm actually very good at this.

I'm really very good at that
In fact, I excel at showing affection to cats.

I can't fix a car
I lack the skills needed to repair a car.

But I can fix a flat
But I am able to fix a flat tire on a car.

I could fix a lot of things
Overall, I'm fairly handy and can make repairs to various items.

But I'd rather not get into that
However, I would prefer not to elaborate on this point further.

Smart as a whip
I was once incredibly quick-witted.

Funny how you slip so far when
It's rather ironic how much you can fall behind when

Teachers don't keep track of it
educators don't keep an accurate record of your progress.

The perfect fit
I was once a perfect match for what was required of me.

Funny how those compliments can
It's amusing how praise can

Make you feel so full of it
Inflate one's ego and sense of self-importance.

I can shuffle, cut and deal
I am proficient in playing card games and can handle decks expertly.

But I can't draw a hand
However, I am incapable of receiving a good hand in a card game due to luck.

I hope you understand
I hope this clarifies my skillset a bit better.

I'm not exceptionally shy
I am not extremely introverted.

But I've never had a man
However, I have never been in a long-term romantic relationship.

That I could look straight in the eye
I have never been able to find someone trustworthy enough to share my deepest aspirations with.

And tell my secret plans
Confide in someone about my confidential goals and desires.

I can take a vow
I am capable of making a serious commitment.

And I can wear a ring
Thus, I am qualified for the commitments that come along with marriage.

And I can make you promises but
I can agree to certain obligations, but

They won't mean a thing
I may end up breaking those promises anyway.

Can't you do it for me?
Can you assist me with this task?

I'll pay you well
I am willing to compensate you generously for your assistance.

Fuck, I'll pay you anything
I am so desperate for help, I will pay whatever you ask.

If you could end this
If you could just resolve this issue for me.

It's gone berserk
It has become unmanageable and chaotic.

If you can make the damn thing work
If by some miracle you can fix this problem for me.

Hello, I love you
I am showing affection towards you.

Will you tell me your name?
May I have some information about you in return?

Hello, I'm good for nothing
I am announcing my perceived lack of worth.

Will you love me just the same?
Regardless of my self-perception, will you still show me love and respect?