A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Count
Dolly Parton Lyrics


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It's just a little bitty pissant country place
Ain't nothin' much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men
Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry

Chorus:

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

Repeat Chorus

Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules

Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules

Ruby, Ray start em!

Beds are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do

And it don't make money!
Betrix!

I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business

Eloise honey!

And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh

It's downright tacky

Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's

Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along
Dawn!

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now

Tatty Joe!

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow

Lindy Lue!

Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick

And every time you hear that bell...
You better get here double quick

And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
And I know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girls

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don't grip and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way

She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along

Repeat Chorus

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill




But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on

Overall Meaning

The song "A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" by Dolly Parton tells the story of Miss Mona and her establishment which is a little bitty pissant country place with no drinking allowed. The establishment has a plain and peaceful atmosphere, and nothing dirty goes on there. Mona insists that all her girls keep their manners in check and avoid bad habits that might affect the reputation of the place negatively.


The song portrays life in a small town in Texas, where people come from all walks of life to relax and have fun. Miss Mona is portrayed as a strict yet caring proprietor. The song captures the essence of small-town life and the wholesome values that are cherished in such places.


The lyrics of the song are an indictment of the hypocrisy that exists in a conservative society. The song is a commentary on the moral values of the time, particularly the way of life in the south of the United States.


Line by Line Meaning

It's just a little bitty pissant country place
This place is small and insignificant


Ain't nothin' much to see
There is nothing exciting or remarkable about this place


No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
Alcohol is not allowed, so the crowd is quiet and uneventful


It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
The place is old-fashioned and unimportant


Ain't nothing to hide at all
There are no secrets or hidden activities going on


Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
There is a friendly atmosphere, but not much excitement


But there's nothing dirty going on
There are no illicit or improper activities happening


We get simple farmers, local business men
The customers are ordinary people


Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Occasionally, there are politicians and young men seeking thrills


Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
In the past, there were rowdy customers during an oil boom


But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry
When people got paid, things would get rowdy, but now that the oil is gone, that doesn't happen anymore


I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
She doesn't hire married women because they are not reliable


They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
Married women have too many responsibilities and are not dependable employees


You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Married women are not familiar with a proper workday


Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away
It's a waste of time to run a business if you are not making a profit


Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
The employees are expected to speak politely and keep their living quarters tidy


And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Employees should not be socializing and gossiping with people in town


Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
If employees are polite and well-mannered, they don't need anything else to succeed


Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules
All of the employees are aware of her strict rules


Beds are not to be wallowed in, that's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do
Employees should not be lazy and spend all their time in bed


And it don't make money!
Being lazy doesn't make money for the business


I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business
Employees should not be using the phone for personal calls


And please don't show us no tattoos, no hearts and flowers on your thigh
Employees should not have visible tattoos or inappropriate body art


It's downright tacky
It looks bad and unprofessional


Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's
The employees are not like cattle that need branding


Do you catch my drift?
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?


I pay the food and the rent and the utilities, You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
The business owner provides basic necessities, so employees should focus on their work duties


Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
Don't make promises or commitments that you can't fulfill


And we can get along
As long as everyone follows the rules, the business will function well


Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now
Employees should eliminate any bad habits they have before starting the job


I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow
Chewing gum looks unprofessional and sloppy


And every time you hear that bell...
When called, employees should drop whatever they are doing and come immediately


You better get here double quick
Employees should arrive as quickly as possible


And as for pimps, pimps are something you don't need, to get your daily business done
Pimps are not necessary for running the business


Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
Don't let people take advantage of the business or the employees


And I know how to use a gun
The business owner is capable of defending herself and her employees


And nobody messes with my girls
The business owner will protect her employees from harm


And any questions you might have about the way I run this place, Don't grip and whine behind my back, Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
If employees have questions or concerns, they should speak directly to the business owner


Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way
If employees don't like the rules or the way the business is run, they can leave


Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
The business is friendly and welcoming, but not very exciting


Nothing dirty going on
There are no illicit activities happening at the business




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@HorrorMetalMaestroRedrusty66

"Don't gripe and whine behind my back, tell me face to face, I'm open minded, say it all then go upstairs and pack....the door's that-a-way!"...one of the best lines in movie and music history.

@isabelllockheart5562

This movie is so old and yet here in 2016 I hope I speak for others when I say this movie is still AMAZING! And I love it!

@spreadthelove77

isabell lockheart Absolutely ! 👌🏼

@jacquelinekeight-cunliffe7078

I've just watched this movie with my daughters who are in their 30's and into rap music but they absolutely love this movie and more so all the songs .

@bklynomar1377

Dolly looked like an absolute goddess in this movie

@twintina17

Yeeeaahh baby lol Dolly is always gonna be my idol she is sooo pretty when she was thick and thin! This movie is the bom n I'm a country music fan so my Queen Dolly is definitely my favorite singer! I always loves the way how this woman dresses,shapes, sounds, looks, and acts! :)

@jiwbink

BOMB

@franniecrescenzo-nagle1005

WOW I thought I was the only one who absolutely loved this movie & soundtrack Dolly is the best shes got an amazing voice I also loved the movie & soundtrack to Grease 2 not as much as the original but i did love that movie

@babd7176

I LOVE BOTH MOVIES AND SOUNDTRACKS.

@TheSeekerBabe

Corey, this was actually pretty tame even by 80s standards. Compare to grittier, older Drama or Horror films like Rosemary's Baby, Farenheit 451, or Soylent Green. Even the Rocky Horror Picture Show had already done a lot of the exact same type of thing you see in this film. It was old hat, but still fun.

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