A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place
Dolly Parton Lyrics


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It's just a little bitty pissant country place
Ain't nothin' much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men
Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules

Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules

Ruby, Ray start em!

Beds are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do

And it don't make money!
Betrix!

I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business

Eloise honey!

And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh

It's downright tacky

Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's

Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along
Dawn!

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now

Tatty Joe!

I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow

Lindy Lue!

Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick

And every time you hear that bell...
You better get here double quick

And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
And I know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girls

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don't grip and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way

She pays the food and the rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
And we can get along

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill




But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on

Overall Meaning

The song "A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" by Dolly Parton is a satirical commentary on the small-town values and attitudes prevalent in traditional American society. The song portrays a small, quiet, remote town with nothing much to see or do, except for a few local businesses and some simple farmers. The lyrics highlight the restrained and conservative nature of the town, with no drinking allowed and a focus on good manners and clean living.


The song also touches upon the theme of female empowerment, as the proprietor of the business, Miss Mona, lays down the rules for running the establishment and managing the girls who work there. She sets a high standard for behavior, putting an emphasis on professionalism, cleanliness, and respectability. She also warns against the pitfalls of married women and pimps. The lyrics demonstrate that women are capable of running a successful business on their own terms.


On a deeper level, the song is a commentary on the values and attitudes of traditional Southern culture in the United States, which is often viewed as being rather conservative and slow to change. The song uses humor and satire to poke fun at these old-fashioned values and attitudes, while also acknowledging their importance and relevance in today's society.


Overall, "A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" is an amusing and insightful critique of small-town life and traditional values in the American South.


Line by Line Meaning

It's just a little bitty pissant country place
This is a small and unremarkable rural establishment


Ain't nothin' much to see
There's not much to look at here


No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
Alcohol isn't permitted, but it ensures a peaceful and uneventful atmosphere


It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place
This is a humbly built and traditional establishment


Ain't nothing to hide at all
There are no secrets or ulterior motives


Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
There's plenty of kindness and perhaps a bit of excitement


But there's nothing dirty going on
There's no immoral or unlawful behavior taking place


We get simple farmers, local business men
This establishment attracts regular, ordinary customers


Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin
Politicians and curious young men also visit occasionally


Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high
Previously, there were more rough and rowdy customers due to the oil industry


But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry
However, once the oil business declined, the customers also became more tame


I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball
Married women aren't considered for employment because they're not reliable enough


They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all
Their focus is divided between their personal and professional lives, leading to instability


You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Married women are not capable of adhering to a work schedule properly


Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away
There's no benefit in running a business if the employees are not dedicated and productive


Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat
Employees are expected to maintain their language and living spaces to a high standard


And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Employees are discouraged from fraternizing with outsiders in public places


Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools
Good behavior and manners are the only necessary tools for success here


Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules
Employees are expected to be familiar with the establishment's unique code of conduct


Beds are not to be wallowed in
Employees are not permitted to use their beds for anything other than sleeping


That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do
This behavior is associated with laziness and lack of discipline


And it don't make money!
This behavior is not conducive to a profitable business


I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business
Employees are not allowed to use the business phone for personal matters


And please don't show us no tattoos
Tattoos are not considered appropriate for employees to display


No hearts and flowers on your thigh
Specifically, tattoos with romantic or erotic imagery are unacceptable


It's downright tacky
Such displays are considered cheap and tasteless


Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's
Tattoos are aligned with the practice of marking livestock, which is not relevant to this business


Do you catch my drift?
Do you understand what I'm saying?


I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
The business owner covers the expenses for basic necessities


You keep your mind on your work responsibilities
Employees should prioritize their duties over personal matters


Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities
Don't promise or commit to tasks beyond your abilities


And we can get along
If these guidelines are followed, we can have a harmonious relationship


Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now
Employees are expected to abandon any previous negative behaviors immediately


I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow
Chewing gum is deemed unprofessional and unsightly


Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick
Employees are expected to only request sick leave when absolutely necessary


And every time you hear that bell... You better get here double quick
The sound of the bell signals that there is work to be done, and employees should be prompt


And as for pimps
Pimps are not relevant to this business


Pimps are something you don't need to get your daily business done
Pimps do not have any relationship to the daily operations of the establishment


Are you listening good?
Are you paying attention?


Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes
Undesirable or parasitic individuals are not welcome here


And I know how to use a gun
The business owner is capable of defending the premises if necessary


And nobody messes with my girls
The business owner will protect her employees from harm or danger


And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
If you have any inquiries about the establishment's practices


Don't grip and whine behind my back
Don't complain or criticize covertly


Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all
Be honest and direct with the business owner, who is receptive to feedback


Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way
If you're unhappy with the establishment's practices, you're welcome to leave


Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill
Despite adhering to strict policies, there's still room for enjoyable experiences


But there's nothing dirty going on
Despite any excitement, all behavior is lawful and moral




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