Microwave Mayo
Doom Lyrics


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Chain smokin beedies til his brain's broken completely
Get back on his feet, work out and eat some Wheaties
Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom
Had em in the cobra clutch, when he spat the mad hymn gems
Collection of brats, timbs and hats
Had no time for the pitty pat, I'll give em that
The rhythm hit em back with a right hook
Shook it off, quarter shiner, thought it was a aight look
Depends on the shades, the end of days fades
Pretenders lay in dazes on stages
DOOM malaise
Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise
His own way was strange but it matters not
Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
Rapper jocks... need to put a sock in they chatter box
The block got lied to VIAC stock
Folks gather round it's no joke like knock knock
It's them, they came home to roost ya'll
And watch em transform the game to the rules of foosball
She's too small. Any questions?
Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession
Keep guessin'
It gets deeper than depression
The power of suggestion awake or sleep, peep the lesson
Dig that beat
Ripped it with metal fingers and stomped it with big fat feet
And you know what they say: cut the hay
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all grey
Metallic wood or ruby stone
Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on
Hardcore porn - did his own stunts
Read his own rhymes, and split his own blunts
Once... in a while, every other minute
Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
Steady on his business, and ready with a ill pitch
Keep some bad bills niche like Denny Wills & Mill snitch
No hitch, just a sh*tload of spit and sneeze
Strictly G's stackin up, off the rack the hidden fees
Rappers like the gay club strip tease
With hippies on the yip sayin "hey bub grip these"
They screamin for attention
Deemin' at the mention of a scary demon convention
You could cut the tension wit a switchblade
And serve it on a same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made
Filleted, pursueded the chamber maid
To bet her paycheck on a get naked game of spades




Straight up, no chaser, no layaways
Coursin fate, taste of microwave mayonnaise

Overall Meaning

In the song Microwave Mayo, Doom raps about a character who is portrayed as a chain-smoker of beedies, an Indian cigarette, to the point where his brain is broken completely. However, the character picks himself up, works out, and eats Wheaties. This shows the character's resilience and determination to keep going despite the hardships. The line "Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom" could be interpreted as the character's desire for success, even if it means taking risks that others may find too daunting. Doom then describes the character's physical appearance with "Collection of brats, timbs, and hats," showing his cool and rebellious nature.


Doom goes on to describe how the character doesn't have time to waste in trivial matters, as he gives them the 'pitty pat.' The character's rhythm and flow are impeccable, as he can hit back with a right hook. The line "Depends on the shades, the end of days fades" could be interpreted as the character's outlook on life. The character believes that everything in life depends on how we look at it, and things that seem like the end of days can be blurry and unclear, but they will eventually fade away. The character seems to be such a powerful force in the rap game that Doom compares him to the mighty Shatner and Spock.


Doom continues with more comparisons, saying that rappers need to 'put a sock in their chatterbox.' Doom also mentions a sad reality when he says, "The block got lied to VIAC stock," showing how big corporations often deceive and manipulate people for their gain. The character is described as a restless spirit who transforms the game of rap to the rules of foosball. The song ends with "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all grey, Metallic wood or ruby stone," which could mean that the character's power is immense and that people will do anything to follow him.


Line by Line Meaning

Chain smokin beedies til his brain's broken completely
He smokes beedies continuously until his mind is shattered.


Get back on his feet, work out and eat some Wheaties
He recovers from the damage by working out and eating properly.


Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom
He is ambitious for success in the industry, which others underestimate.


Had em in the cobra clutch, when he spat the mad hymn gems
He had his audience captivated with his powerful performance.


Collection of brats, timbs and hats
He has a collection of young, stubborn people and urban fashion items.


Had no time for the pitty pat, I'll give em that
He doesn't have patience for nonsense, and he acknowledges that.


The rhythm hit em back with a right hook
The music came back and hit him hard, surprising him.


Shook it off, quarter shiner, thought it was a aight look
He got over it quickly and thought it wasn't a big deal.


Depends on the shades, the end of days fades
People's perceptions can change depending on their perspective.


Pretenders lay in dazes on stages
Inauthentic performers are lost and confused on stage.


DOOM malaise
The melancholy feeling associated with DOOM.


Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise
He devours and dominates the mic, like a quick and easy microwave meal.


His own way was strange but it matters not
He had his unique way of doing things, but it doesn't matter.


Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
He connected with a powerful sound that shook the music world.


Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
He keeps it under control like Shatner's character does with Spock.


Rapper jocks... need to put a sock in they chatter box
Other rappers should stop talking so much and listen instead.


The block got lied to VIAC stock
The community was deceived, like the decline of Viacom's stock.


Folks gather round it's no joke like knock knock
People come together seriously, like when someone is knocking on the door.


It's them, they came home to roost ya'll
The group has returned to establish their dominance.


And watch em transform the game to the rules of foosball
They will change the music world to fit their own style, like the rules of foosball are set by the players.


She's too small. Any questions?
She is insignificant, do you need more explanation?


Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession
He is skilled at making money, even in difficult times.


Keep guessin'
Don't assume you know everything, keep guessing.


It gets deeper than depression
The situation is more serious than just feeling sad.


The power of suggestion awake or sleep, peep the lesson
The ability to influence someone's thoughts is important, pay attention to the lesson.


Dig that beat
Appreciate the music and rhythm.


Ripped it with metal fingers and stomped it with big fat feet
He played the music with skill and intensity.


And you know what they say: cut the hay
As the saying goes, focus on what's important.


Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all grey
Resistance is pointless, you will conform, but today is a neutral day.


Metallic wood or ruby stone
He compares his creativity to unique materials.


Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on
He is so unrefined that you could make a film about him.


Hardcore porn - did his own stunts
He is similar to an action movie star who performs their own stunts.


Read his own rhymes, and split his own blunts
He writes his own lyrics and rolls his own joints.


Once... in a while, every other minute
He does something sporadically, but it's still frequent.


Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
His eyes bulge, like Popeye after eating spinach.


Steady on his business, and ready with a ill pitch
He is focused on his goals and has a good sales pitch.


Keep some bad bills niche like Denny Wills & Mill snitch
He keeps some counterfeit money hidden, like Denny Wills and Mill snitch.


No hitch, just a sh*tload of spit and sneeze
He has no problem moving forward, just full of spit and enthusiasm.


Strictly G's stackin up, off the rack the hidden fees
He's all about making money, but there are hidden costs that come with it.


Rappers like the gay club strip tease
Other rappers are like strippers in a gay club.


With hippies on the yip sayin "hey bub grip these"
Hippies are offering him something to hold onto.


They screamin for attention
People want attention and recognition.


Deemin' at the mention of a scary demon convention
People are afraid of a convention of demons.


You could cut the tension wit a switchblade
The atmosphere is tense, to the point where a switchblade could break it.


And serve it on a same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made
The tension could be served like a witch's snack.


Filleted, pursueded the chamber maid
He seduced the chambermaid after cutting the tension.


To bet her paycheck on a get naked game of spades
She bet her entire paycheck on a game that involved getting naked.


Straight up, no chaser, no layaways
He is honest and direct, and there are no payment plans.


Coursin fate, taste of microwave mayonnaise
He is following his destiny, no matter how unpleasant it is.




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