We Three Kings
Dr. Dirty (John Valby) Lyrics

We started out moppin' floors
We began from humble beginnings, doing menial tasks like cleaning floors

And now we front row at the awards
Now we have achieved great success and are seated in the front row at prestigious award shows

Number one for the last twenty years
We have been the top performers in our field for the past two decades

If you real mothafucka scream cheers! (cheers, cheers)
If you are a genuine individual, show your enthusiasm and support by cheering

Yeah and it is what it is
Yes, this is the reality and there is no changing it

He wanted to shine at the swap meet
He aspired to gain attention and recognition at a small market or fair

Til the white boys got him in that hot seat
Until the Caucasian individuals put him in a difficult or challenging position

I only love it when her hair long
I only find her attractive when she has long hair

You should listen to this beat through my headphones
You should experience and appreciate the musical rhythm of this song using the same headphones I use

Money long, number one twenty years strong
We have accumulated significant wealth and have maintained our top position for two decades

Fuck a gym, I am him, Andre Young
I don't need a gym, I am the epitome of physical fitness and success, just like Andre Young (referring to Dr. Dre)

G5's to 6-4s, Dre got 'em
Whether it's luxurious private jets or classic lowrider cars, Dr. Dre possesses them

If the bitch bad I got her in red bottoms
If the woman is attractive, I will provide her with expensive designer shoes (red bottoms typically refer to Christian Louboutin shoes)

Great weed, nice homes, bread proper
I have access to high-quality marijuana, luxurious residences, and significant wealth

Tec nine, one chamber, top shotta
A Tec-9 firearm with a single loaded chamber, signifying dominance and being a top shooter

Bentley coupe, new yacht, my helicopter
I own a luxurious Bentley sports car, a recently acquired yacht, and even a personal helicopter

Born broke, real nigga straight out of Compton
I came from a poverty-stricken background, but remain a genuine individual hailing from the tough streets of Compton

The fuck you magazine niggas want from me?
What do those magazine writers and editors expect or desire from me?

I rewrote the game, nigga, now talk money
I revolutionized the music industry and changed the rules of the game, now let's focus on financial matters

All black on my Al Capone shit
I dress completely in black, embodying the spirit and attitude of Al Capone

I built a house, nigga get your own shit
I have constructed a successful empire, so you should strive to do the same

See y'all niggas
Observing all of you individuals

Hit the switches on that shit one time, huh
Activate the controls or mechanisms on that vehicle or device once, right?

Let the top down
Lower the convertible roof

I came a long way from the weed game
I have come a significant distance from my involvement in the marijuana industry

Twenty stack seats at the Heat game
I now possess enough wealth to afford twenty expensive seats at a Miami Heat basketball game

And I'm still strapped with the heat man
Furthermore, I am still armed with firearms for protection

And we steppin' on a nigga feet man
We are assertively and confidently dominating over others, causing them discomfort or frustration

80 pair of sneakers came from the D game
I obtained around eighty pairs of sneakers through illegal activities in Detroit

Cousin was a Crip, said it was a C thing
My cousin was associated with the Crips gang and claimed it was a shared affiliation or lifestyle

Brown bag money in a duffle bag
I have large amounts of cash stored discreetly in a brown bag inside a gym bag

Fuck 'em all, wet 'em and we gotta double back
Ignore or disregard all the individuals, and if necessary, attack them and then return to the same location

The homie whippin' chickens in his momma kitchen
My friend is illegally preparing and selling drugs in his mother's kitchen

On the mission, said he get it for his son tuition
He is motivated by his desire to provide for his child's education

Real nigga's dreams comin' to fruition
The aspirations of authentic individuals are becoming a reality

Stumble, but I never fall, leanin' on my pistol
I may encounter obstacles or setbacks, but I always remain upright and rely on my firearm for support or protection

I only love her when the ass fat
I only have affection or desire for a woman when she possesses a voluptuous buttocks

We should listen to this track in my Maybach
We should enjoy and experience this song while riding in my luxurious Maybach automobile

I'm just tryin' to be a billionaire
I am simply striving to accumulate wealth amounting to one billion dollars

Come and suck a dick for a millionaire
Engage in oral sexual activity with me in exchange for monetary assistance, as I am a millionaire

Uh, it's just different
It is simply distinctive or unique

I know it feels different
I am aware that the experience or sensation is dissimilar from what is typically known or expected

Uh, I only love her if her eyes brown
I only have affection for a woman if her eyes are brown in color

Play this shit while you play around with my crown
Listen to this music while engaging in trivial or insignificant actions related to my position of power or authority

King H-O, y'all should know by now
I am King H-O (a play on Jay-Z's nickname), and by now, all of you should be aware of that

But if you don't know, uh
However, if you are not aware or knowledgeable about it, well...

Millions on the wall in all my rooms
I have artwork or decorations worth millions of dollars hanging on the walls of all my rooms

Niggas couldn't fuck with my daughter's room
Other individuals are unable to match the extravagance or luxury of my daughter's room

Niggas couldn't walk in my daughter's socks
Those same individuals could not even come close to affording the expensive socks my daughter wears

Banksy bitches, Basquiat
Referring to women who appreciate or are associated with the artwork of Banksy and Jean-Michel Basquiat

I ran through that buck fifty Live Nation fronted me
I spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars that Live Nation provided me in advance

They workin' on another deal, they talkin' two hundred fifty
They are currently negotiating another agreement worth two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

I'm holdin' out for three
However, I am insisting on receiving three hundred thousand dollars

Two seventy five and I just might agree
If they offer me two hundred and seventy-five thousand dollars, I may be willing to accept the deal

Ex-D-boy, used to park my beamer
As a former drug dealer, I used to park my BMW car

Now look at me, I can park in my own arena
But now, I have reached a level of success where I can even park in my own sports arena or venue

I only love her if her weave new
I only have affection for a woman if she is wearing a recently installed weave

I'm still a hood nigga, what you want me to do?
I still retain the mentality of an individual from the neighborhood, so what do you expect from me?

Been hoppin' out the BM with your BM
I have been getting out of my BMW car with your girlfriend (referring to engaging in romantic or sexual relations with someone's partner)

Taking her places that you can't go with your per diem
I am bringing her to locations or events that you are unable to afford with your limited daily allowance

Screamin' carpe diem until I'm a dead poet
I am passionately shouting 'seize the day' until the day I die, just like a deceased poet

Robin Williams shit, I deserve a golden globe bitch!
My behavior or talent resembles that of Robin Williams, and I believe I deserve to be recognized with a golden globe award

I take a Ace in the meanwhile
In the meantime, I will consume or ingest a drug known as Ace (likely referring to Ace of Spades champagne)

You ain't gotta keep this Khaled, it's just a freestyle
You don't need to retain or preserve this during DJ Khaled's presence, as it is an improvised and spontaneous performance

Fuck rap money, I've made more off crates
I have earned more money from selling vinyl records or music samples than I have from my career as a rapper

Fuck show money, I spent that on drapes
I disregard the income earned from live performances, as I have already spent it on expensive curtains or window dressings

Close the curtains, fuck boy, out my face
Draw the curtains shut, annoying individual, and leave me alone

I whip the coke, let the lawyer beat the case
I am in control of the cocaine distribution, while my lawyer deals with any legal trouble that may arise

Murder was the case that they gave me
They charged me with murder, and that is the case I must defend myself against

I killed the Hermes store, somebody save me
I caused significant financial damage or spent exorbitant amounts of money at the high-end fashion retailer Hermes, and now I require assistance

Stuntin' to the max like wavy
I am exhibiting flashy and extravagant behavior to the highest degree, similar to ocean waves

Oh shit!
Expressing surprise or excitement

Oh, stuntin' to the max, I'm so wavy
Oh, I am indeed displaying extravagant behavior to the highest degree, much like ocean waves

Used to shop at TJ Maxx back in '83
In 1983, I used to purchase items from the discount retail chain TJ Maxx

I don't even know if it was open then
I am uncertain if the store was even in operation during that time

I ain't know Oprah then
I did not have any acquaintance or relationship with Oprah Winfrey at that point in time

Have the XL 80 bike
I possess or own an extra-large 80cc motorcycle

Loud motor, they be like, 'Damn!' when I'm comin' through, rang
My motorcycle emits a powerful or loud engine noise, causing others to exclaim or react with surprise when I pass by

Had the grill in '88, y'all niggas is late
I possessed gold or diamond dental grill jewelry in 1988, while all of you are significantly delayed or behind the times

You got all that, right?
Have you comprehended or understood all of this information correctly?

I love this shit like my own daughter
I have immense love or passion for this music, treating it as if it were my own child

Let's spray these niggas, baby, just like daddy taught ya
Let's metaphorically attack or overwhelm these individuals, my dear, just as I have instructed and demonstrated to you

Young, this is just different
Listen, this is truly unique or distinct from what you are accustomed to