Korean Jesus
Dumbfoundead Lyrics
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Here to slap all them stupid cats doin bath salts
Korean jesus, droppin panties to the asphalt
Got them Asian bitches getting freaky to them trap songs
Baptized with the water in the glass bong
Turned water into soju, got your facts wrong
If you trynna learn I teach a junior college class on it
Throw the money in the basket, put a couple racks on it
It′ll take another 40 years for you to shave it off me
I'm on that sensei swag with the wise look
Chicks dig it even make the nuns wanna dry hump
Never drive drunk, but I do it high as hell
Cruisin in Koreatown might as well
Im Adele, bitter at my ex, ima tell
The world about her Ft. Lauderdale pictures of her breasts, next
Chillin in the bat cave, stackin mad tracks
I ain′t never had a half day
Your shits wack you should smash on the backspace
Fuck all your videos, I'd rather watch the ads play
Gotten more ass than them ads for them axe sprays
Sprained my damn back trynna do the latest dance craze
Dopin' up with Lance, pedalin′ that good man made
Take two of these and it′ll leave you in a trance daze
K-Town Jesus, rockin open toed Addidas
Rollin Zig zags and reefer with a big bag of cheez-its
Its beanie season I don't need a fuckin reason
No matter the degrees, if its heated or its freezing
Back but I never left, heaven sent raps from the devils breath
Leanin to the left, like a treble clef, respect don′t get your panties in a knot
Buddha blessed, with Muhammad trying to hotbox with Gods
The lyrics to Dumbfoundead's Song "Korean Jesus" are about the artist's comeback to music after being blacklisted and his celebration of his Korean heritage. In the first verse, he declares himself "Korean Jesus," a reference to the fact that Jesus is virtually every race to someone, and that Jesus represents hope and perseverance in the face of adversity. He is here to show up those who do bath salts, with their nonsensical behavior, and bring his distinctive brand of entertainment, causing Korean women to become extremely excited by trap songs. He even imagines himself as being so important that he has the ability to turn water into soju, a Korean rice liquor.
In the second verse, Dumbfoundead professes his importance as he has taught and continues to teach classes on Korean culture in a junior college environment. He also boasts about Korean wealth and his potential for wealth, suggesting that his audience should "throw the money in the basket, (and) put a couple racks on it." Dumbfoundead takes pride in his facial hair as it represents his maturity and wisdom that creates an image of mastery around him, referring to himself using "Sensei," a title of respect for Japanese martial arts masters. The rapper switches up his flow in the last lines of the verse to speak about his dating relationships and taking a swipe at an ex-girlfriend on social media.
Line by Line Meaning
Back from being black balled
I'm out of exile and ready to make a comeback.
Here to slap all them stupid cats doin bath salts
I'm going to criticize those who are doing a stupid thing like taking bath salts.
Korean jesus, droppin panties to the asphalt
I can make girls fall for me so hard that their panties will fall to the ground.
Got them Asian bitches getting freaky to them trap songs
I have such charisma that even Asian girls are willing to dance and party crazily to my trap songs.
Baptized with the water in the glass bong
I've been initiated into the world of smoking weed using a bong.
Turned water into soju, got your facts wrong
I can make magical drinks like soju from plain water, unlike people who are unaware of my talents.
If you trynna learn I teach a junior college class on it
If you want to learn more about my skills, I'm happy to teach at a junior college level.
Throw the money in the basket, put a couple racks on it
If you want to show appreciation for my skills, tipping me generously is always appreciated.
Took me 20 years to grow this fuckin goatee
I'm proud of my goatee, which took me two decades to grow.
It′ll take another 40 years for you to shave it off me
I'm so proud of my goatee that I don't think anyone could make me shave it off anytime soon.
I'm on that sensei swag with the wise look
I have a wise demeanor and possess the qualities of a martial arts sensei.
Chicks dig it even make the nuns wanna dry hump
Even nuns, who are forbidden from sexual activity, are more sexually attracted to me than to their lifestyle of celibacy.
Never drive drunk, but I do it high as hell
I'd rather drive under the influence of weed than of alcohol.
Cruisin in Koreatown might as well
I love driving around Koreatown, so I have no reason not to do it.
Im Adele, bitter at my ex, ima tell
I can relate to Adele being bitter about her ex and will also share my story about her Ft. Lauderdale pictures of her breasts.
The world about her Ft. Lauderdale pictures of her breasts, next
I'm about to spill the tea about my ex's scandalous pictures of her breasts in Ft. Lauderdale.
Chillin in the bat cave, stackin mad tracks
I'm working hard in the studio to create many new hit songs.
I ain′t never had a half day
I always work at 100% capacity and never slack off.
Your shits wack you should smash on the backspace
You should delete your work and start over because it's not good.
Fuck all your videos, I'd rather watch the ads play
I have no interest in watching your shoddy videos, but the ads beforehand might be more interesting.
Gotten more ass than them ads for them axe sprays
I've had many sexual encounters with women, even more than what is shown in ads for Axe body spray.
Sprained my damn back trynna do the latest dance craze
I injured my back while attempting to do the newest dance craze.
Dopin' up with Lance, pedalin′ that good man made
I'm using performance-enhancing drugs to help me pedal faster on the bike, just like Lance Armstrong.
Take two of these and it′ll leave you in a trance daze
If you take these drugs, you will be in a trance-like state.
K-Town Jesus, rockin open toed Addidas
I am the K-Town Jesus, wearing open-toed Adidas shoes.
Rollin Zig zags and reefer with a big bag of cheez-its
I'm rolling joints with Zig Zag rolling papers and smoking cannabis while munching on a big bag of Cheez-Its.
Its beanie season I don't need a fuckin reason
Since it is beanie season, I don't need a particular reason to wear a beanie.
No matter the degrees, if its heated or its freezing
I can tolerate any temperature, whether hot or cold.
Back but I never left, heaven sent raps from the devils breath
I'm still here and never went anywhere, my raps come from an otherworldly source.
Leanin to the left, like a treble clef, respect don′t get your panties in a knot
I have a unique style in my music, like a treble clef that leans left. Don't get upset, just respect it.
Buddha blessed, with Muhammad trying to hotbox with Gods
I am blessed by Buddha, and even Muhammad wants to smoke weed with me and the gods.
Writer(s): Jonathan Park
Contributed by Eliana G. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Patrick Jardine
I love how dumbfoundead passed that rap battle stage and made it. His "it G ma" mix is mental
Terri Renaye 🥰
Patrick Jardine movin onto bigger thaaangs 😄👌
Jessie Steele
His it G ma remix was straight fire
Ashley Wednesday
This song is still really 🔥 and still a cool fucking awesome amazing song!!!!
Zucced Everyday
"He is forever with me like a kimchi stain on a white t-shirt" I feel you David
Candy Fox
Such an amazing guy. Meeting him seriously turned my whole week around :)
Nathan Wainwright
One dope track you got there Dumb, keep busting out that shit we all like ;)
Zeroxylon
when did the Korean rap game get so fire
itsmebernard
you're late
itsmebernard
You're late