Blonde Hair Brown Nose
Dweezil Zappa Lyrics


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You know the type
She hangs around till midnight
She wants you alone handin' you an offer
You know you can't refuse
Sells herself for a moment of glory
Hopin' to get that cover story

Name dropper, pill popper
Show-stopper, eaves-dropper
She'll tell you she's your best friend
She'll kiss your toes for a nominal fee
She wants the lead in your next movie
She spreads rumors just like a disease
She always aims to please please and tease
Blonde hair, brown nose
You know where it goes
Blonde hair, brown nose

She doesn't spit but she might chew
She just wants some good reviews
Actor Director groovy movie maker
They're all the same to her
She just wants a shot at fame

Oh you know the type
She hangs around till midnight
Or maybe later if there's something to gain
She'll perform tricks that you've never seen
She always aims to please please and tease
Till she steals the keys




To your brand new car
And you're left in the dark fool

Overall Meaning

The song "Blonde Hair Brown Nose" by Dweezil Zappa is a satirical commentary on the superficial and manipulative nature of certain individuals who are desperate for fame and recognition. The lyrics describe a woman who is willing to do anything to achieve her moment of glory, including selling herself and spreading rumors like a disease.


The first verse portrays this person as someone who hangs around until midnight or later, constantly seeking opportunities to further her own agenda. She presents herself as a friend while actually being a name dropper, pill popper, and eavesdropper. She will go to great lengths, even kissing toes for a fee, to secure a leading role in a movie or gain attention. The phrase "blonde hair, brown nose" is a clever play on words, representing both her physical appearance and her ability to flatter and manipulate others.


The second verse emphasizes her relentless pursuit of fame and success. She doesn't care about integrity or artistic talent; she just wants positive reviews and the chance to be in the spotlight. The line "she just wants a shot at fame" encapsulates her single-minded focus on achieving her ambitions.


The song ultimately highlights the negative consequences of associating with individuals like her. The final lines suggest that she will take advantage of others to the point of stealing their possessions, leaving them in the dark and feeling foolish.


Overall, "Blonde Hair Brown Nose" criticizes the shallow and self-serving behavior of those who are willing to compromise their values and manipulate others for personal gain in the pursuit of fame.


Line by Line Meaning

You know the type
You are familiar with this kind of person


She hangs around till midnight
She lingers until late at night


She wants you alone handin' you an offer
She desires your undivided attention and presents you with a proposition


You know you can't refuse
You are aware that you cannot reject it


Sells herself for a moment of glory
She trades her integrity for a brief taste of fame


Hopin' to get that cover story
Hoping to be featured on the front page


Name dropper, pill popper
She brags about knowing famous people and consumes drugs


Show-stopper, eaves-dropper
She is attention-seeking and listens in on private conversations


She'll tell you she's your best friend
She will claim to be your closest companion


She'll kiss your toes for a nominal fee
She will flatter and cater to your desires for a small payment


She wants the lead in your next movie
She desires to be the main character in your upcoming film


She spreads rumors just like a disease
She spreads gossip as easily as an infectious illness


She always aims to please please and tease
She constantly strives to satisfy, entertain, and flirt


Blonde hair, brown nose
She has blonde hair and is a servile flatterer


You know where it goes
You are familiar with her true intentions


She doesn't spit but she might chew
She doesn't openly criticize, but she may gossip


She just wants some good reviews
She simply desires positive feedback


Actor Director groovy movie maker
Both actors and directors fall under her interests


They're all the same to her
She sees them all as interchangeable


She just wants a shot at fame
She only seeks an opportunity for recognition


Oh you know the type
Oh, you are well acquainted with this kind of person


Or maybe later if there's something to gain
Or perhaps even later if there's a benefit to be had


She'll perform tricks that you've never seen
She will execute maneuvers you have never witnessed


Till she steals the keys
Until she cunningly takes possession of the keys


To your brand new car
To your recently acquired automobile


And you're left in the dark fool
And you are left in a state of ignorance and foolishness




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Comments from YouTube:

@weeklyfascinationstreetvid8064

Dweezil is an amazing guitarist

@ivi13

😛

@vicmorrison8128

Music is fun! Silly rabbits, twixts are for kids!

@bgandjsco1

Stinks

@fakherk8829

Ok, why post one of the weakest tracks from this album, and forget the other songs? Great guitar solo though, Dweezil was a fantastic guitar player though