Youre a mean one mister grinch
Dweezil Zappa Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You're not a nice person, Mr Grinch

You really are a heel
You're cruel and unkind, Mr Grinch

You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're not friendly, Mr Grinch

You're as charming as an eel
You're deceitful and unpleasant, Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana
You're a terrible person, Mr Grinch

With a greasy black peel!
You have a dark and unappealing personality, Mr Grinch

You're a monster, Mr Grinch!
You're an awful creature, Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole
You lack compassion, Mr Grinch

Your brain is full of spiders
You have evil thoughts, Mr Grinch

You've got garlic in your soul
Your soul is corrupted, Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you
You repulse me, Mr Grinch

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
I don't want to come close to you, Mr Grinch

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You're disgusting, Mr Grinch

You have termites in your smile
You have insincere motives, Mr Grinch

You have all the tender sweetness
You lack any form of gentleness, Mr Grinch

Of a seasick crocodile
You're unpleasant like a sick crocodile, Mr Grinch

Given the choice between the two of you
If I had to choose between you and someone else, Mr Grinch

I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I'd rather be with the unpleasant crocodile than with you, Mr Grinch

You're a foul one, Mr Grinch!
You're revolting, Mr Grinch

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
You're a horrible person, Mr Grinch

Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your heart is filled with filth, Mr Grinch

Your soul is full of gunk
Your soul is impure, Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you
The three words that visually capture you the most, Mr Grinch

Are as follows, and I quote
Let me tell you exactly what words those are, Mr Grinch

"Stink, stank, stunk!"
"You smell disgusting, you're disgusting, and you've always been disgusting!" - Mr Grinch

You're a rotter, Mr Grinch!
You're a corrupt, vile individual, Mr Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots!
You're a leader of the most depraved people, Mr Grinch

Your heart's a dead tomato
Your heart is dead and rotting, Mr Grinch

Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Your heart is disfigured, Mr Grinch

Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Your soul is a wasteland of disgusting things, Mr Grinch

Overflowing with the most disgraceful
It's filled to the brim with the most shameful, Mr Grinch

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
It's filled with so much garbage, Mr Grinch

Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
It's a mess, Mr Grinch

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch!
You make me sick, Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super naus!
You have an extremely disgusting aura, Mr Grinch

You're a crooked jerky jockey
You're manipulative and dishonest, Mr Grinch

And you drive a crooked hoss
You're corrupt and your actions are morally wrong, Mr Grinch

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
You're like a terrible sandwich, Mr Grinch

And toadstool sandwich
A sandwich consisting of poisonous mushrooms, Mr Grinch

With arsenic sauce!
Covered in a poisonous sauce, Mr Grinch