Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas
Eazy-E Lyrics

Come on over hunnie
Come here, sweetheart

And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
Give your uncle Dolamite a kiss

Well what you want baby?
What do you want, baby?

Would you tell me a story?
Do you want me to tell you a story?

You want me to tell you a story?
You want me to tell you a story?

Hell yeah!
Absolutely!

Me too!
Me too!

Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
Yes, sweetheart, I'm going to tell you a story

About the bad ass Eazy E
About the tough Eazy E

He was drinkin' whiskey and gin at the age of three
He started drinking whiskey and gin at the age of three

Listen and listen well
Pay close attention

He's a bad Muthafu
He's a bad motherfucker

Gimmie that god damn book!
Give me that damn book!

Here let me read you this one
Let me read you this story

Christmas in Compton
Christmas in Compton

It was a silent night, yes a holy night
It was a quiet, holy night

Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?
Until Mr. Claus transformed into Santa, motherfucker, right?

Deck the halls with balls of holy
Decorate the halls with holy ornaments

Tra la la la la la la la la
Sing tra la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to be jolly
It's the season to be cheerful

Merry Christmas muthafucka!
Merry fucking Christmas!

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
Merry fucking Christmas and a ho ho ho!

While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe
While I'm riding that couch under the mistletoe

Now dashin' through the snow
Now running through the snow

In a candy red top 6-4
In a candy red top 6-4 car

Over the hills I go
Over the hills I go

Laughin' at this hoe
Laughing at this woman

Nuts on rich and rings
Having fun and enjoying the moment

Makin' me feel right
Making me feel good

Oh what fun it is to know
Oh, how fun it is to know

That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
That I'm going to have sex tonight

So ring them bells, ring them bells
Ring the bells, ring the bells

She's takin' it all the way
She's going all the way

Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Oh, how fun it is to watch her perform oral sex on me this way

Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
Hey, ring the bells, ring the bells

She's takin' it all the way
She's going all the way

Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
Oh, how fun it is to ejaculate while she's performing oral sex on me

Oh yay!
Oh yes!

Tis the season to get busy
It's the season to get busy

Compton crime lick
Compton crime scene

And I'm smokin' on this stick.
And I'm smoking on this marijuana joint

Ho ho ho come sit on my face
Ho ho ho, come sit on my lap

I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Christmas
I mean sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas

Ho ho.
Ho ho.

I want a slay ride
I want a sleigh ride

A cd player
A CD player

A fifty rum
Fifty dollars

She said slide down the chimney in a pool of cum
She said slide down the chimney covered in bodily fluids

A VCR on a set with one of
A VCR on a set with one of

Those porno flicks
Those pornographic movies

Give that to Rudolph the red nosed
Give that to Rudolph the red-nosed

Reindeer
Reindeer

To that rum like a everlastin' gobstopper
To that rum like an everlasting gobstopper

Give me a hump for his cock will be
Give me a sex act because his penis will be

A party poppa
A party

I dig a ho
I like a promiscuous woman

Crack a dough
Break open a door

By the north pole
Near the North Pole

I'm havin' fuckin' in tha snow
I'm having sex in the snow

I made him drop to his knees
I made him kneel

Yeah you know what's up
Yeah, you know what's going on

I said here's some candy canes eat 'em up
I said here are some candy canes, eat them up

???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
Enjoy your meal with a condom hanging on a tree.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Yo where's ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat.
Hey, where's your rhyme, tell me Buckwheat.

Buck wheat is a waskal
Buckwheat is a trickster

That's no Christmas
That's not Christmas

And all the toys, boys and girls
All the toys for the boys and girls

Fuck ya wishes
Forget your wishes

I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
I'm extremely happy about this

No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
There's no marijuana here, so Santa is a sucker

??? when I was young I was the only kid
Back when I was young, I was the only kid

Who had enough guts to be
Who had enough courage to be

Good ole hearin' on the East
Well-behaved down here in the East

I'd stay awake just to let America know
I'd stay awake just to show America

That Santa was a fake
That Santa Claus was not real

I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis Presley was alive

But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
But all the fucking lies were exposed when I was five

Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Years ago, just stay young and confident

Singin' Silent Night carolin' recietin'
Singing Silent Night while caroling and reciting

Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
Now all I want for Christmas is my marijuana wreath

I got my two front teeth
I got my two front teeth

Uncle Eazy be the ????
Uncle Eazy is the best

Just spread me a leaf
Just pass me a marijuana leaf

Little kids don't cry
Little kids, don't cry

When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye
When you find out that Santa Claus is just a fucking lie

On the third day of Christmas my homeboys gave to me
On the third day of Christmas, my friends gave me

Three pounds of indo
Three pounds of marijuana

Two birds of cocaine
Two ounces of cocaine

And a A muthafuckin' K bitch.
And an AK-47, bitch.

Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Eazy-E, oh Eazy-E

Show us how you treat those bitches
Show us how you treat those women

I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.
I saw mommy having sex with Eazy-E

Close the door little bitch
Close the door, little bitch

I'm gettin' these draws.
I'm getting these women

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.
I'm going to tell my dad if you don't stop

I don't give a fuck
I don't care

I'm gettin' Christmas caught
I'm getting caught up in the Christmas spirit

Ho ho ho, and away I go.
Ho ho ho, and away I go

Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
Oh, Santa Claus has a penis like a whore

Well where's this ????
Well, where is this?

Shut the fuck up bitches
Shut up, bitches

And go back to sleep.
And go back to sleep

Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Hey, black, what do you want for Christmas?

Yo black I want a job
Hey, black, I want a job

??? corn on the cob
Some corn on the cob

But a nigga will eat them chicken, and
But a black person will eat chicken, and

Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Chitterlings, watermelon, cornbread, and some food

Who's climbin' in my window
Who's climbing in my window?

Smokin' up indo
Smoking marijuana

My carin' and high make a high know
My love and high make a high know

Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Hey, black, what do you want for Christmas?

Yo black I want some cash
Hey, black, I want some money

So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
So I can buy some marijuana, some high-grade marijuana, and some marijuana hash

A rump pa pump pump
A rump-a-pum-pum

A rump pa pump pump
A rump-a-pum-pum

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry fucking Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry fucking Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry fucking Christmas

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry fucking Christmas

And have a fucked up new year
And have a messed up new year

You bitch!!
You bitch!!

And they all went to prison
And they all went to prison

And lived fucked up lives ever after
And lived messed up lives ever after

The end
The end