Sweet Transvestite
Eddie and Company Lyrics

How d'you do, I
Greetings, nice to meet you

See you've met my
I can tell from your presence that you have encountered

Faithful handyman
My loyal assistant and friend

He's just a little brought down because
He's feeling a bit down because

When you knocked
When you arrived at my door

He thought you were the candy man
He thought you were someone else

Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't be overwhelmed by my appearance

Don't judge a book by its cover
Don't make assumptions based on looks

I'm not much of a man by the light of day
I'm not a typical masculine person

But by night I'm one hell of a lover
But at night, I am a desirable partner

I'm just a sweet transvestite
I'm a charming cross-dresser

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
I'm from a place that might be unfamiliar to you, but it's okay to laugh

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
Let me give you a tour and perhaps some music

You look like you're both pretty groovy
You both seem like cool people

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
If you prefer, we can watch something that's not too depressing

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
We could enjoy an old film featuring Steve Reeves

I'm glad we caught you at home
I'm grateful we found you here

Could we use your phone?
May we borrow your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry (right!)
We don't want to waste time (agreed!)

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We'll share our location and head back to our vehicle

We don't want to be any worry
We don't want to cause any concern

Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Oh dear, you have a flat tire

Well, babies, don't you panic
Don't worry, my friends

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
At night, everything will appear fine

I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'll find someone to fix your car, even if they're a bit unconventional

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
Would you like to spend the night here?

Or maybe a bite? (bite)
Perhaps you're hungry?

I could show you my favorite obsession
I could share my passion with you

I've been making a man
I've been constructing a male figure

With blond hair and a tan
With light hair color and skin tone

And he's good for relieving my tension
He helps me relax

Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
Listen to this, I'm a charming cross-dresser!

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha
Remember where I'm from? It's okay to laugh

So, come up to the lab
Please join me in my laboratory

And see what's on the slab
Take a look at the table

I see you shiver with antici-
I notice you're excited

-pation
To see what I have in store

But maybe the rain
I wonder if the rain may be the cause

Is really to blame
Of something negative happening

So I'll remove the cause
I'll fix the issue

But not the symptom
Unfortunately, the underlying problem might remain