Legacy
Edgar Wasser Lyrics

Es fing an mit einer Spermie im Ei
Despite beginning as a small sperm inside an egg, I have achieved so much in life and I am still alive.

Charles Darwin hatte recht
I have survived and evolved to this point in life, validating Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

Ich wurd' in diese Welt gesetzt und hab überlebt
I was born into this world and have survived against many odds, so give me some respect.

Darum gebt mir mal Respekt
I deserve respect for my survival and accomplishments.

Ich war immer echt
I have always been true to myself and others.

Hatte noch nie Pech
I have never had bad luck.

Musste nie zur Schule gehen denn mir war immer schlecht
I never had to go to school because of my poor health.

Heute kann ich sagen ich war eigentlich Gesund
Now I can say that I was actually healthy despite not going to school.

Und hab' nur so getan doch meine Eltern waren dumm
I pretended to be unwell, but it was actually because of my parents' poor decisions.

Jeder muss gucken wo er bleibt in diesem Becken voll Haien
Everyone must fend for themselves in this dangerous world.

Achte auf deinen Rücken Mama
Be careful, mother. I will not hesitate to harm those who cross me.

Bis der Geldstapel höher ist als der Familiengrabstein
I will continue to accumulate wealth until it surpasses even the family tombstone in size and value.

Ich entferne mir 'ne Niere in der Badewanne, ey
I am willing to go to extreme measures to get what I want, such as removing a kidney in my bathtub.

Die Schmerzen halten sich in Grenzen doch nicht lange, ey
Though the pain may be tolerable now, it won't last for long.

Jeder kämpft für sich, Boy
Everyone is fighting for themselves, so I am doing the same.

Ich mache das nur für mich, Boy
I am only doing this for myself, and I don't care about anyone else's opinions or needs.

Gebe keinen Fick, Boy
I don't care at all.

Schmiede mir mein Glück, Boy
I am creating my own luck by taking matters into my own hands and making things happen.

Bestell mir 'ne Penispumpe bei Amazon
I am willing to try anything to help me achieve my goals, even if it is unconventional like purchasing a penis pump from Amazon.

Und wenn sie mir nichts nützt, Boy
If the penis pump doesn't work for me, I will send it back.

Ich achte auf die Frist, Boy
I am aware of the return deadline and will make sure to send it back in time.

Ich habe keine Zeit
I am busy and don't have time for anything else.

Habe nur dieses Life
I only have this one life to live and I am making the most of it.

Sage das nicht auf Deutsch
I won't say that in German because it doesn't rhyme with anything.

Weil es sich sonst nicht reimt
I need to say things that rhyme to create a better flow in my music.

Einige Leute meinen
Some people think that I have a heart of stone.

Aber mein Herz besteht aus Erste-Welt-Qualitäts Menschenfleisch
In reality, my heart is made of first-world quality human flesh.

Ich machte Kohle schon als Kind
I have been making money since I was a child.

Zog mich aus im Keller und der Onkel hat gefilmt
I did some inappropriate things as a child that my uncle recorded on video.

Mittlerweile weiß ich das war falsch
Now I realize that what I did was wrong.

Hab' mich unter Wert verkauft denn wir waren gar nicht verwandt
I allowed myself to be exploited because I thought we were related, but we weren't.

Man, im Showgeschäft wimmelt es nur von Schlangen
The entertainment industry is full of deceitful people.

Habgierige Vampire machen auf Charmant
Greed-driven vampires pretend to be charming.

Ich hab' draus gelernt, also nenn' mich arrogant
I have learned from my mistakes and now consider myself confident and self-assured.

Doch ohne Zwanni auf die Hand zeig ich niemanden mehr mein' Schwanz
I won't let anyone see my penis unless they give me twenty dollars.

Das hier ist meine Legacy
This is my legacy that I am leaving behind through my music and actions.

Musik ist für mich so wie Therapie
Music is therapeutic for me and helps me express myself.

Ich war zwar noch nie in der Psychiatrie
I have never been to a mental hospital, but I can imagine what it's like.

Aber so stell ich's mir vor in meiner Fantasie
I imagine what it's like in my fantasies, which influences my music.

Die Schwester kommt in das Zimmer mit dem Tablett
The nurse enters my room with a tray of medications.

Sie reicht mir meine Tabletten
She offers me my pills.

Ich schubs sie weg
I push her away and refuse to take them.

Der Pfleger kommt ihr zu Hilfe und hält mich fest
The nurse's aide comes in to help and holds me down.

Ich beiße in seine Hände
I bite his hands in an attempt to get free.

Er ist verletzt
He is injured from my attack.

Ich spür die Spritze eindringen in meinen Hals
I feel the needle penetrate my neck as they sedate me against my will.

Werde wach in der Zelle der Heilanstalt
I wake up in a mental hospital cell.

Hab nichts an außer 'nen Kittel
I am wearing nothing except a hospital gown.

Und mir ist kalt
I am cold and uncomfortable.

Abendessen gibt es heute durch einen Spalt
I am fed dinner through a slot in the door.

Bin eingesperrt wie'n Hund
I am trapped like a dog.

Ich schwöre ihr seid die Kranken
I believe that the people controlling me are the real patients, not me.

Beschmier die Wand mit Fäkalien
I resort to smearing feces on the walls as a form of rebellion and expression.

Das ist Kunst
I see my actions as artistic expression.

Wenn ich hier rauskomm', Dann bringe ich euch alle um
If I ever get out of here, I will seek revenge and harm those who have harmed me.