Randy's Hot Tonight
Electric Six Lyrics

Dance like nobody's watching you Randy
Don't worry about what anyone else thinks or feels about you, Randy. Just let yourself go and dance freely.

And love like you've never been hurt
Don't hold back your love, Randy, because of any past wounds you may have received. Love fully and without reservation.

Supersize it when you get hungry Randy
When you're feeling especially hungry, Randy, don't hold back. Get as much food as you want and need to satisfy yourself.

And eat like it's the last night on earth
Don't worry about the consequences of indulging in food, Randy. Eat like it's your last meal on earth.

You could be nobody in heaven
Your status or identity may not matter in the afterlife, Randy. You should focus on living your life as fully as possible in the here and now.

Or you could be a star in hell
Conversely, your reputation or success in life may not matter in the afterlife either, Randy. So live your life unencumbered by those concerns.

You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away
Money can be fleeting, Randy, and it shouldn't be the sole focus of your life. It can be easy to lose, so use it wisely.

Now Randy said
These are the words spoken by Randy, the subject of the song.

"If you live in Japan
Randy is making a statement about how one's location can determine their identity.

You're japanese
If you live in Japan, it's likely that you are Japanese by nationality or culture.

If you live in Canada
Randy is using Canada as another example of a location that can shape one's identity.

You're gonna freeze
Canada is a cold country, so living there could potentially result in feeling very cold.

If you live in a plastic house
Randy is using an example of a hypothetical living situation to illustrate a point.

You'll never die in a fire
Plastic is highly resistant to fire, so living in a plastic house would likely mean less risk of dying in a fire.

If you work in television
Randy is referencing a specific profession - that of television work.

You're a fucking liar"
Randy is using colorful language to suggest that people who work in television are prone to dishonesty.

Dont become unfocused Randy
Randy is being advised to maintain his focus and concentration.

And everything'll be ok
If Randy can stay focused, things will likely turn out all right for him.

That confidence will come in handy
Randy is being advised that his confidence can help him in his endeavors.

And everyone will be forced to say
If Randy can maintain his confidence and focus, his success will likely be acknowledged by others.

Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy
This line is repeated several times throughout the song, and it suggests that the song is meant to celebrate Randy's attractiveness and appeal.