Charm School
Elvis Costello Lyrics


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Men made out of monkeys
Men made into mice
Happy days are here again
And all the drinks half price
A girl with a trick and a man with a calling

Trying to make a living out of your down falling
Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

You and I as lovers
Were nothing but a farce
Trying to make a silk purse
Out of a sow's arse
Saying 'why don't you watch me'
Hardly speaking sotto voce

I've got a notion
I've got an angle
Take your dreams and promises
And put them through the mangle
They say it's hell to finance too
And I just want to romance you

In this perpetual nightclub
I'll be yours eternal
Though the hours are long
And the noise infernal




Just one shameful act or sometimes two
We make believe we're making do

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Elvis Costello's song Charm School speak about the harsh realities of life and the idea of trying to make a living out of anything, even in the face of adversity. The lines "Men made out of monkeys, men made into mice" emphasize the fact that humans are not always in control of their lives and that they can be reduced to the level of animals. The chorus suggests that the education system has not taught people anything except how to be cruel in the "charm school." The song speaks about the desire to find love and companionship in a world that can be cruel and unforgiving.


The verses speak about the difficult and often fruitless attempts to make a relationship work. The line "Trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's arse" emphasizes the futility of such attempts. The song speaks about the need to pursue one's dreams and to take a chance on love, even if it appears risky. The lines "Take your dreams and promises and put them through the mangle. They say it's hell to finance too, and I just want to romance you" suggest that the singer is willing to take risks in order to find happiness, even if it means living in poverty.


Line by Line Meaning

Men made out of monkeys
Human beings evolved from primates


Men made into mice
Feeling small and powerless


Happy days are here again
Trying to remain optimistic in difficult times


And all the drinks half price
Even though things seem good, they are ultimately fleeting and cheap


A girl with a trick and a man with a calling
A woman who knows how to manipulate and a man who is dedicated to his work


Trying to make a living out of your down falling
Struggling to survive despite facing many obstacles and setbacks


Trying to make a living out of anything at all
Desperate to make ends meet by any means necessary


Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
Wondering if someone was only taught to be mean and not how to be kind


In that charm school
Referring to a place where people were supposed to learn how to be charming and well-liked


You and I as lovers
The relationship between the two people was meant to be romantic


Were nothing but a farce
The relationship was actually a joke or not genuine


Trying to make a silk purse
Attempting to make something high-quality out of something low-quality


Out of a sow's arse
Out of something disgusting or worthless


Saying 'why don't you watch me'
Trying to show off or impress the other person


Hardly speaking sotto voce
Not speaking quietly or in a hushed tone


I've got a notion
Having an idea or plan


I've got an angle
Having a specific approach or strategy


Take your dreams and promises
Taking something optimistic and hopeful


And put them through the mangle
Subjecting them to intense pressure or difficult circumstances


They say it's hell to finance too
Even financial success can be difficult and stressful


And I just want to romance you
Despite all these challenges, the artist still desires a romantic relationship with the other person


In this perpetual nightclub
In a never-ending cycle of partying and fun


I'll be yours eternal
Promising to be devoted and committed forever


Though the hours are long
Despite the heavy commitment required


And the noise infernal
Despite the overwhelming and unpleasant environment


Just one shameful act or sometimes two
Engaging in morally questionable behavior


We make believe we're making do
Putting on a facade of being happy despite the underlying problems




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ELVIS COSTELLO

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