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Elzhi Lyrics

Yo, the day that hell snowed is when El fold, poetry well told
Elzhi is a talented poet who tells stories exceptionally well. He believes that his talent is so rare that it would be easier for hell to freeze over than for him to fold or fail as a poet.

It's entertainin, keep niggaz trainin like the railroad
Elzhi's content is so entertaining that it's comparable to a railroad, in that it keeps people plugged in and 'trained' on his every word.

Stingman, what I bring in is dope as the kingpen
Elzhi is a rapper who brings out his content in a way that's as great as a kingpin. His rhymes are edgy--like that of a stinging insect--and they pack a punch every time.

Slingin, OG's threw me beneath the wingspan
Elzhi has had the pleasure of being taken under the wings of some OGs who saw his potential and helped him get to where he is today--and for that he is grateful.

Expert, through the less dirt, but still my tec squirt
Elzhi has the ability to create quality content, even while going through tough times in life. He still uses his writing as a way to express himself and stay true to his craft (hence 'the tec squirt').

Been a beast in a winter fleece, time for your dinner feast
Elzhi has always been a force to be reckoned with--even when the odds are against him (hence being a 'beast in a winter fleece'). Now it's time for him to reap the benefits of his hard work and enjoy the fruits of his labor (i.e., feast on his success).

With a pen unleashed, if there's a priest, within a piece
Elzhi lets his writing do the talking. He's so good at what he does that even a priest might fall victim to the allure of his rhymes.

Quick to lead, stick chicks of the thicker breed
Elzhi has a way with women, and he tends to prefer those who are well-endowed (i.e., of the 'thicker breed').

Get fricker see with trigger speed, you puffin nigga weed
Elzhi is not one to be messed with--he's quick to take action, and he won't tolerate anyone who's on drugs while in his presence.

I buy hundred dollar bags, Cadillacs and polished Jags
Elzhi is financially well-off now, thanks to his music career. He can afford to buy luxury items, such as expensive handbags and top-of-the-line vehicles.

Yeah, I show you how to brag, while the hours drag
Elzhi is so good at what he does that he can even turn 'bragging' into an art form. He's so confident in his skills that even when things seem to be moving slowly, he can still find a way to enjoy his accomplishments.

Spit quotes that slit throats, bet it could split boats
Elzhi's rhymes are sharp and ruthless. He's not afraid to speak his mind and cut through the noise--his lyrics can even 'split boats.'

Get votes off shit wrote, I'm the legit G.O.A.T.
Elzhi is a true wordsmith, and he has the ability to get people to vote for him based on the strength of his written material alone. He's confident that he's the best of all time (hence 'G.O.A.T.').

And no statistic, to bitch niggaz I'm chauvinistic
Elzhi is not one to rely on numbers or statistics to prove his worth as a rapper. He has a commanding presence and is not afraid to assert himself, even if it means being labeled as 'chauvinistic.'

I tote a biscuit, carry arms like shoulder discus ('scus)
Elzhi is always prepared and ready to defend himself if necessary. He carries a gun ('biscuit') and is skilled in using it ('shoulder discus') if the need arises.

Remain a fresh goon 'til my flesh prune
Elzhi plans to stay fresh and relevant in the game until he dies or is too old to compete. He's not one to let his skills and creativity fade away as he ages (hence the reference to his flesh pruning, or deteriorating).

You'll need a vest soon, to catch a chest wound
Elzhi is so dangerous with his lyrical delivery that anyone who tries to compete with him or get in his way had better watch out--they might need a bulletproof vest to avoid getting shot by his 'chest wound' rhymes.

Have you rest, above the crest moon
Elzhi is so powerful with his rhymes that he could send someone to their final resting place ('above the crest moon'). He's not one to be messed with, and he's confident in his abilities.

On your block, get your door knocked, Then by my warlocks, who wore glocks
Elzhi is not one to back down from a fight. If he wants to talk to someone (i.e., 'get your door knocked'), and they refuse to listen, he'll bring in his 'warlock' friends--those who are equally skilled with guns ('wore glocks')--to help him get his point across.

And left you with stains too deep for Clorox
Elzhi's guns aren't just for show--if he uses them, he'll leave a lasting impact. His victims will face consequences so severe that even bleach won't be able to scrub away the 'stains.'

Run rap beneath sun cap, levels is untapped
Elzhi is so good at rapping that he doesn't need to show off or be flashy about it. He can keep his hood on ('beneath sun cap') and still outshine the competition. Furthermore, Elzhi believes that there are even more levels to his talent that have yet to be explored ('untapped').

Done laps around a spun mat, hoes get they buns slapped
Elzhi has been around the block a few times when it comes to women. He's not one to fall for their games--in fact, he's so good at handling women that he can take them for a ride ('done laps around a spun mat') and leave them wanting more ('hoes get they buns slapped').

Y'all panic for all static, that's what I call frantic
Elzhi isn't one to let his emotions get the best of him. Even in situations that might cause others to panic ('all static'), he remains cool and collected. He sees this as the difference between being in control versus being in a state of 'frantic' chaos.

Lookin shookers to small planet, becomin volcanic
Elzhi can intimidate those around him without even trying. He has a certain aura about him that can make people feel small in comparison ('lookin shookers to small planet'). However, if his buttons are pushed, he has the ability to erupt like a volcano ('becomin volcanic').

Off top, y'all soft pop, weak as a cough drop
Elzhi doesn't need to prepare in advance for his rhymes--he can deliver them on the spot ('off top') and still outshine those who might have been rehearsing for weeks. Furthermore, his competition is so weak that they're like soft, ineffective medication ('weak as a cough drop').

I love cop, to stop in the mall, so I can club shop
Elzhi enjoys shopping, especially at luxury stores in the mall. He's so good at what he does that he can even use his rhymes to make fun of his competition ('club shop').

Veteran, you better involve us all in the letterin
Elzhi is a seasoned veteran in the rap game, and he's not one to let anyone forget it. He's so good that he even wants everyone else ('us all') to know about it.

If I don't get your girl wetter than, I must have met her twin
Elzhi is so charming that he can make any woman swoon. However, if he fails to do so, it must be because the girl he's talking to resembles someone he's already met before ('her twin').

Create rhymes that are straight bombs, and call 'em Napalm
Elzhi is a master of his craft when it comes to writing lyrics. His rhymes are so explosive that they're comparable to a type of explosive often used in war ('Napalm'). Furthermore, he's proud of his skills and wants everyone else to take notice.

I date dimes and maybe an eight, if she got great palms
Elzhi is a ladies' man, and he's not afraid to go for the best-looking women ('date dimes'). However, he's willing to make an exception and 'settle' for someone who's an 8 out of 10 ('maybe an eight') as long as she has nice hands ('great palms').

'Nough said, get at a rough dread, so I could puff red
Elzhi is confident in his abilities as a rapper and doesn't need to say much to prove it (''nough said'). However, he's always willing to take on a challenge ('get at a rough dread') and relax with a good smoke afterwards ('puff red').

I cuff bread, I'm paid and got maids, that could fluff beds
Elzhi is financially well-off thanks to his successful career. He can afford to have plenty of cash on hand ('cuff bread') and employ help around his home ('got maids') to make things more comfortable for himself. Furthermore, these maids are so skilled that they can even 'fluff beds' to perfection.