Lady
Eminem; Obie Trice Lyrics

Hey can we re, can we re-enact Biggie's song?
Can we have a sexual encounter in the style of notorious BIG’s song?

Can, can you shit on me?
Can you defecate on me?

I just want you to shit on me
I have a sexual desire to be defecated on

Hey lady, hey darlin', hey baby
Greetings to a woman

I'm sorry but I can't be your boyfriend
I cannot be in a romantic relationship with you

If you toy with my motherfuckin' emotions
If you play with my feelings in a negative way

I'll kill you, bitch I'm fuckin' for real
I will harm you physically if I feel seriously hurt

I'll make you suffer like I suffered
I will inflict pain like I have suffered in the past

If you fuck me then I'll make you fall in love
If we have sex, I will make you develop feelings for me

Baby, I'm extra large in magnitude
I have a large penis

And Magnum's the lubrication that I use
I use Magnum brand condoms for their size and lubrication

To chose which hole on a hoe I abuse
To decide which orifice of a promiscuous woman to engage in sexual activity with and treat disrespectfully

Have 'em confused, can't tell who is who
I engage in sexual activity with multiple women, making them feel confused and disrespected

When I fuck the shit out you, then the next day
After engaging in rough sexual activity with you, the following day

I rush the shit out you off my two-way
I ignore your attempts to contact me through my two-way pager

You wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Pocono's
You desire emotional intimacy and closeness in the Pocono Mountains

Poke ya nose in and outta Obie's own
Spend time with Obie, but not in a serious relationship

No, I'm in and out your home
I come and go from your home without commitment or emotional attachment

And this in and out your tone
My behavior towards you is inconsistent and ambiguous

I ain't the nigga that settles 'em down
I am not interested in being in a committed relationship

Put 'em in nice homes and floss 'em around
I am not interested in providing a comfortable lifestyle or flaunting a partner

I bounce 'em around, camcord the sex and sell 'em around town
I engage in sexual activity with multiple women, recording it and possibly selling the videos

Now how that sound?
Do you find that appealing?

If I was in love witcha, now you wanna clown
If I had developed feelings for you, you would likely behave in a negative and disrespectful manner towards me

Fuck with them clowns until I pound on your crown
Continue engaging with disrespectful men until I become violent towards you

Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me
Shoot a gun a few times and be arrested by the police

Bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury
Speak negatively about someone in court to persuade the jury

You don't want it with me, you just horny as me
You are not interested in a true relationship, only sex

You want a nut, nuttin' but what is you be
You are only seeking sexual pleasure

I'm internationally known baby but actually
I am a recognizable public figure, but

There are few people who know how I am naturally
Few people understand my true personality

All you know is that I can act irrationally
The only aspect of my personality that is widely known is my tendency to act irrationally

When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV
When you intentionally provoke me on national television

So they label me this crazed loony rap bully
As a result, the media portrays me as a mentally unstable and violent rapper

But truthfully that ain't the truth
However, this portrayal is not accurate

And if you believe in that shit then you'll believe anything's true
If you believe what the media says, you are gullible

And you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally
You lack the intelligence to truly understand me as a person

But personally that actually works for me
However, this lack of understanding and privacy benefits me

'Cause the last thing that I need's a string attached to me
I do not want to be emotionally tied down

I'm a bachelor bitch and I ain't in no fast fury
I am single and not looking for a quick romantic involvement

To run out and find a new Mrs. Mathers
I am not actively searching for a new romantic partner

'Cause see, technically me and Kim ain't back fully
Because it is complicated between me and my ex-wife, Kim

But we do still make booty calls occasionally
However, we still engage in casual sexual activity sometimes

But be damned if I end up back in that pattern
I do not want to fall back into old patterns

And we end up back at that God damn tavern
I do not want to end up at the same bar we used to frequent

And havin' another deja vu, we seein' security
And having a sense of repetition, seeing the same security personnel

Pass my pussy around like it's Ja Rule's jewelry
Having multiple men engage in sexual activity with me, much like sharing Ja Rule's jewelry

I got news for you bitch, your new curfew's early
You have a new, earlier curfew in place

You ain't home by 2:30, you heard me?
If you are not home by 2:30, there will be consequences

See you lookin' at the life, you lookin' at the lights
You are enamored by the celebrity lifestyle and fame

You lookin' at the ice, you ain't lookin' at the Trice
You are more attracted to material wealth than to Obie's genuine personality

You should look at some advice when I see he ain't nice
You should seek guidance when you realize Obie is not a kind person

Despite the fact you think you the feisty type
Despite believing you are tough and confrontational

Oh, love to fight, I love the drama
You enjoy conflict and drama

Love when my bitch get to cussin' out Yolanda
You enjoy when I am verbally aggressive towards others

Find the Obie condom on the counter
Discover a condom belonging to Obie on the counter

Swingin' her weave, can't breathe like I can't believe
You are flustered or overwhelmed, much like hair extensions swaying back and forth

Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead
At least I am honest and do not try to misrepresent myself

And sell a dream just to get you on my team
I do not lie or deceive in order to convince you to be with me

I came clean to keep down the beef
I am being honest to prevent further conflict or tension

Keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth sweety
I am not trying to extend my power or control over you, and you should not provoke me

See what we do under the covers should stay between the covers
Our sexual activity should remain private and not be shared with others

And the two of us and we ain't gotta be news coverage
Our relationship and sexual activity should not be reported in the news

On the front page cover of "Buzz's New Lovers"
On the cover of a tabloid magazine for new celebrity romances

And this is when the bitch get to showin' the true colors
This is when a woman's true personality is revealed

'Cause the truth of it, everything that I do's public
Because my public persona and actions are widely known

And you'd love it if you could run and tell all your friends
You would want to share intimate details with your friends

Guess who you just screwed, assume it's me and you've done it
Boast to your friends about having sex with me

And save da used rubber to show 'em the proof of it
Keep the used condom as evidence of having sex with me

But I guess it's do unto others as you'd have 'em do unto you
Treat others the way you would want to be treated

But you better be careful of who you're doin' it to
However, be cautious of who you treat this way

'Cause you never know when the shoe
You cannot predict when the tables will turn

Could end up on the other foot and it backfires on you
And you may end up being mistreated instead

'Cause you may think you want it then you want me, then you get me
You may believe you want me, but once you have me

Then you got me and you're fucked, 'cause you'll be stuck with me
You may find yourself unable to leave and stuck in a relationship with me

For the rest of your life 'cause if I get attached to you
You may be committed to me for life if I become emotionally attached to you

We'll be joined at the hip, I'll be so latched to you
We will be inseparable and I will be intensely attached to you

You'll be walkin' out the house and I'll run up and tackle you
I may even physically restrain you if you try to leave

Chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you
I might even use restraints to keep you with me

You don't think you're leavin' this house in that, do you?
You do not have permission to leave the house wearing that outfit

Not till I brand my name in your ass and tattoo you
You cannot leave until I have marked you as my property by branding and tattooing you

Have you walkin' out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters
You will not be allowed to leave wearing anything revealing

Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather
You may be forced to wear heavy clothing regardless of the temperature

Front on me? Never
Do not confront me or try to leave me

'Cause we gonna be together forever
We will be together indefinitely

Right bitch? Right bitch?
I am seeking confirmation of this agreement from you.