Killer
Eminem Lyrics

Yeah, it's crazy, I'm a (killer)
I feel great and amazing. I am very successful, especially in my career as a rapper.

Made all this money from doin' this
I have earned a lot of money from being a rapper.

(D.A. got that dope)
The district attorney has obtained illegal drugs.

Now count it, five, ten, yeah, fifteen, twenty
Count the money I have earned in increments of five up to twenty.

Twenty-five, thirty, yeah, get the money
Count the money I have earned in increments of five up to thirty.

Throw it in the furnace, yeah, this shit be funny
I find it amusing to earn money just to destroy it by throwing it into a furnace.

Earn it just to burn it, swag drippin' from me
I am flaunting my wealth and style, even though I know that I will eventually destroy all the money I've earned.

That's what I do with money, got money up the ass
I waste my money and spend it recklessly.

Call it toilet paper, yeah, flushed with cash
I have so much money that I can use it as toilet paper or even discard it and flush it away.

Girl, nice butt, is it up for grabs?
Can I touch your butt? Is it okay to grab it?

Just wanna touch your ass, is that too much to ask? Yeah
Can I please touch your butt? Is that too much to request?

I made it grip, I know it's tough to grasp, get the bag
I am grasping the opportunity to earn money, even though it is difficult to achieve.

Call it potato chips, I stuff in duffel bags
I am earning so much money that I can pile it like potato chips in duffel bags.

In some public transportation shit, 'cause I will bust your ass
I am not afraid to use public transport and I will beat anyone who tries to stop me from earning money.

Fuck the chain, I'm off the trailer hitch, I got a bunch of swag
I don't need fancy jewelry. I have enough swag to carry myself without it.

My income is all that and then some
My income is more than enough to live comfortably.

Girl, your man is nincompoop, a symptom
Your boyfriend is foolish and clueless.

Of a simp 'cause he'll spend some loot to get some
He is a simple-minded person who spends money to get attention from women.

As for me, I'm the Kim Jong-Un, a pimp, son
I am the leader in my industry, like Kim Jong-Un is the leader of North Korea. I am a skilled pimp.

Swag dripping, I'm in a pub
I am dripping with style and confidence. I am in a pub.

Went up to this chick, who was so tipsy, we went to hug
I approached a woman who was intoxicated and we hugged each other.

Ended up tripping, I picked her up
We tripped and fell, but I helped her up and continued on.

She yelled out it's her birthday
She yelled out that it was her birthday.

She's fifty and in the club
She is an older woman who is still partying and having fun.

Then it comes on (yeah), that "In da Club" song (yah)
The song "In da Club" comes on and we start dancing to it.

She's a buzzsaw (what), we're goin' numbskull (uh)
She is energetic and wild, and we are partying like crazy.

I live on the edge, she's a jump off (yeah)
I live dangerously and she is willing to take the risk with me.

Call her Cinderella (why), she loves balls (oh)
I call her Cinderella because she likes attending balls, or parties.

Attack like the Ripper
I attack with force, like Jack the Ripper.

All over the track doin' laps like a stripper
I dominate the music industry, like a stripper dancing on a stage.

Rap circles around ('round), surround sound (sound)
I am rapping incessantly and surrounding the audience with my music.

John Rambo's back and my ammo stacked
I am back with a vengeance, like John Rambo, and I have lots of ammunition to attack my enemies.

And I'm cocking rap, some on your head
I am aiming my rap directly at my enemies, and it will hit their head like a bullet.

Other words, I'm stocking caps and I'm talking facts
I have cold, hard facts to back up my claims, like a cap that I wear on my head.

Never down, I'll be up like an insomniac
I am always alert, and I will never be down or defeated.

Girl, I got racks you gotta rack
I have a lot of money and you need to put it away or save it.

How you got all that back and no body fat
How do you carry all of that money without gaining any weight?

I'm in awe with that
I am impressed and amazed by that.

When I stop the Pontiac at the laundry mat that I saw you at
When I stopped at the laundromat where I saw you,

You almost had a heart attack, went into Cardiac
You were shocked and scared when you saw me and you had a heart attack.

You ran inside, told your boyfriend like, "I'll be back"
You ran inside and told your boyfriend that you would be back.

But for all you know I probably act like I'm Daniel Wozniak
You don't know me or what I'm capable of doing. I might be like Daniel Wozniak, who is a murderer.

I'm a psycho-pa-pathic killer
I am crazy and psychotic, like a killer.

I'm a cap peeler, caterpillar
I am peeling off my competition's hats, like a caterpillar shedding its skin.

With the botanic of bananas you never heard better vernacular comin' after your scapular
I have the power of words that can't be defeated- coming after you.

For the lack of a better word Dracula
I don't have a better word to describe my power- it's like Dracula's.

'Cause I'm attackin' a rapper at the phrenic nerve
I am attacking my competition at their weakest point, like the phrenic nerve.

I'm a savage, back to put the dagger in the back of competitors
I am savage and ruthless, ready to defeat and destroy my competition.

Predator and scavenger
I am both predator and scavenger, always looking for opportunities and ways to succeed.

I am a carnivore and a baller, you're at the dollar store
I am a high-roller and successful musician, while you are still shopping at the dollar store.

What the fuck you got a wallet for? Y'all are poor
Why do you even have a wallet? You are poor and don't have much money.

I was livin' in squalor but uh-uh, not no more
I used to be poor and living in bad conditions, but not anymore.

Now I'm the one they holla for
I am the one they call and respect in the music industry.

Fuckin' shit up like a dinosaur in a China store
I am destroying everything in my path, like a wild dinosaur in a fragile china store.

Bitch, I'm number five, (what) minus four (haha)
I am extremely talented and successful, like the number 5 minus 4, which is 1 (the best).