My band
Eminem Lyrics


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I don't know dude
I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my God it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
Roxanne
My band
My band

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No I had an interview not you two
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
You got somethin' to say?!
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent
And these guys they can find every area code

Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

These chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band

The hottest boy band in the world
D12!
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their
Underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance




And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "My Band" by Eminem satirize the boy band craze that dominated the early 2000s. The song portrays Eminem as the leader of the fictional group D12, and he pokes fun at the media, the music industry and his own bandmates. The song opens with Eminem complaining about the jealousy of his fellow band members and how they need to take up their problems with him after the show. He then goes on to boast about his lead singer status and how women flock to him because of his position. The lyrics are full of humor and exaggeration, with Eminem bragging about his supposed popularity and female attention.


As the song progresses, we see Eminem engaging in more absurd behavior, dropping the microphone and trying to pick up women, and his bandmates getting increasingly jealous. The satire reaches its peak when D12 members start bickering among themselves, and Eminem threatens to quit the band to become a solo artist. The song ends with the sarcastic refrain "My Band" and Eminem's character announcing his next single, "My Salsa."


Overall, "My Band" is a biting critique of the boy band phenomenon, highlighting its shallowness, conformity, and manufactured image. Eminem's satirical take on the music industry challenges the idea of authenticity in popular music and forces the listeners to question the motives and intentions of the people behind the music.


Line by Line Meaning

I don't know dude
I am uncertain and unsure, my friend


I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
I believe people feel envious and bothered by me because I have the prestigious role of being the frontman of a band, my friend


And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
Furthermore, I perceive that everyone has a significant issue with me, my friend


And they need to take it up with me after the show
If they have any concerns, they should address them with me once the performance is over, my friend


Because
Since that is the appropriate course of action, my friend


These chicks don't even know the name of my band
The females here are completely unaware of the identity of my musical group, my friend


But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Nevertheless, they are all showing an intense interest in me, as if they desire to engage in physical affection such as holding hands, my friend


'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
Their actions can be attributed to the fact that once I achieve great success, they understand that I will become a significant figure, my friend


All because I'm the lead singer of my band
This is solely due to my role as the primary vocalist in my musical group, my friend


So I get off stage right and drop the mic
After concluding my performance on stage, I confidently let go of the microphone, my friend


Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
Approaching the attractive females, I confidently express myself by saying


"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
"Greetings, ladies. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Slim Shady.


I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
As the main vocalist in the musical group known as D12, my dear


They're all like "Oh my God it's him"
The ladies react with extreme excitement and exclaim, "Oh my God, it is him"


"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem"
"Becky, my dear, Oh my God, it is Eminem"


"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock"
"I sincerely swear to God, my friend, that you are incredibly talented and amazing"


"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
"Kindly allow me, Marshall, to engage in a sexual act with you"


And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
At this point, the other guys are feeling envious, my friend


Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
Their jealousy intensifies, particularly when I showcase my beat-dropping skills and perform acapella, my friend


All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
All the females in the vicinity begin shouting and expressing their admiration, my friend


Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
In their heightened excitement, they enthusiastically throw their undergarments, including bras, shirts, and panties, onto the stage, my friend


So like every single night they pick a fight with me
Consequently, every single night these females seem to provoke conflicts with me, my friend


But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
However, our conflicts are akin to sibling rivalry, my friend


Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Interestingly, they return to join me on stage the next night, my friend


Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Frankly, my friend, I have a suspicion that you are attempting to overshadow my spotlight


Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Just yesterday, Kuniva made an attempt to threaten me with a knife, my friend


'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This altercation occurred because I jokingly claimed that Jessica Alba would become my future wife, my friend


This rock star shit, it's the life for me
I find great satisfaction in this rock star lifestyle, my friend


And all the other guys just despise me because
The other guys in the group strongly dislike me due to the jealousy they feel, my friend


These chicks don't even know the name of my band
It is necessary to reiterate that these females are completely ignorant of the name of my musical group, my friend


But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Yet, despite this lack of knowledge, they continue to express romantic interest in me, longing to hold hands, my friend


'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
Their attraction towards me stems from the recognition that once I achieve incredible success, I will become a significant figure, my friend


All because I'm the lead singer of my band
The reason for this attention is solely my role as the primary vocalist in my musical group, my friend


You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
You simply desire to witness a black person fail, don't you?


Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Father, why don't we utilize Protools for our rap performances?


Smash these vocals and do a performance
Let us deliver an exceptional vocal performance and captivate the audience


But we in the van and he in a tour bus
However, we are cramped inside a van while he luxuriously travels in a tour bus


You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
You claim to not desire my autograph, but you are clearly lying


And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
In fact, my name is Swift, not Kuniva, as you mistook me for him


What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Why is there an issue with that dressing room? What seems to be the problem?


'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
Because my assigned area appears to be significantly smaller than even a decimal point


See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
I possess a deep understanding of the art of rap, and I assure you, it is a straightforward skill


All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
My only requirement was to read a book by Russell Simmons


So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
As a result, I am now more intellectually knowledgeable and actively attempting to gain recognition in the industry


Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
To maintain physical fitness, I engage in the activity of performing jumping jacks while simultaneously enduring punishment on my back


Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Observe Eminem, a disrespectful individual with an inflated ego who believes he is superior


Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Yes, I understand, my friend. He imagines himself participating in a motion picture


Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Wait, wasn't our plan to have an interview with DJ Clue?


No I had an interview not you two
Actually, I am the one scheduled for the interview, not the both of you


You gonna be late for soundcheck
You are going to be tardy for the soundcheck


Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Well, I have decided not to attend the soundcheck


But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
However, there is a problem with our microphones, yet his always produce superior sound


You know what man I'ma say somethin
You know what, my friend? I believe it is time for me to voice my thoughts


Hey yo Em
Hey, Eminem


You got somethin' to say?!
Do you have something to say?


Man no
Actually, I have nothing to say at the moment


I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
I expected you to confront him aggressively, what happened?


Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
I will express my dissatisfaction to him at my own discretion, my friend. Please be quiet


And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Furthermore, you did not support me when we were supposed to be a united group


When I was bout to talk right after you
At the moment when it was my turn to speak, immediately following your statement


I swear, I swear man
I promise you, my friend, I wholeheartedly swear


They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
It is often claimed that the lead singers are the ones who truly shine and excel, while the rest of the group fails to make a lasting impact


Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
At one point, we were able to fill arenas with fans, but now we are reduced to performing at amusement parks


I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I intend to inform the world about the undeniable talent of Proof, who is exceptionally skilled


I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Perhaps I should sabotage his microphone when the music begins playing


Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Feeling agitated and angry towards an ignorant fan


Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
On every occasion I hear someone proclaim, "Hey dude, I love your band!"


We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
Let it be known that we are not a traditional band, and we do not play musical instruments


So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent
Therefore, it is puzzling to comprehend why he receives 90 percent while we are left with a mere ten percent


And these guys they can find every area code
Additionally, these guys possess the capability to identify and locate individuals from any given area code


Bitch carry your own
Therefore, my dear, you should bear the responsibility for your own actions


Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
If I am unable to reach the stage, it is due to security personnel obstructing my path


(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
(Who the fuck do you think you are? Where are Obie and Dre?!)


Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Damn it, I am utterly fed up with this musical group


Time for me to go solo and make some loot
It is now the appropriate time for me to embark on a solo career and earn substantial wealth


I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
I explicitly informed you that I am responsible for creating the beats and crafting all the lyrics


Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
However, Kon Artist deceived me by secretly supplying and addicting me to crack cocaine


Lose Yourself video I was in the back
In the music video for 'Lose Yourself,' I was relegated to the background


Superman video I was in the back
Similarly, in the music video for 'Superman,' I was once again placed in the background


Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
I hold great disdain for the media and, furthermore, I have a few recommendations to offer


Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Ignore Marshall and instead direct your inquiries towards the rest of us


Like who's D12, how we get started
Inquire about the origins and history of D12 as a collective


(What about Eminem?)
(What about Eminem?)


Bitch are you retarded?
Are you mentally impaired, my dear?


Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Regardless, it is essential to recognize that I hold the greatest popularity within the group


Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
Despite my large stomach, the ladies still consider me attractive and charming (hey sexy)


50 told me to do situps to get buff
50 Cent advised me to perform situps in order to build muscle and become more physically fit


I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
However, I could only manage to complete two and a half situps before finding myself unable to continue


Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
The conclusion I have reached is that I am quitting D12 and leaving this musical group behind


I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Instead, I plan to begin a new musical group with the genuinely talented Roxanne


Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
Girl, why can't you understand that you are the sole individual meant for me?


And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
This revelation deeply saddens me, to the point where it emotionally pains me, that you do not even know my name


The hottest boy band in the world
We are currently the most popular and desirable boy band in the entire world


D12!
We proudly proclaim our name, D12!


I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their
As the lead singer of my band, I possess the ability to persuade all the girls in our audience to remove their


Underpants
underpants


And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Furthermore, being the lead singer of my band, I possess a particular type of charm and charisma that can be described as my unique flavor


Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
This charm of mine entices all the attractive girls, causing them to yearn for a dance


My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
My salsa, which is my distinct style, serves as a preview for my upcoming single titled 'My Salsa'


My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Enthusiasm for my distinct style, my salsa, continues to grow and captivate individuals


Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
Consequently, my salsa entices all the attractive girls to desire dancing


And take off their underpants
And ultimately, prompting them to remove their underpants


My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
My unique style, known as my salsa, enthralls and compels all the beautiful girls to dance


And take off their underpants, my salsa
Additionally, my salsa has the power to charm them to the point of removing their underpants, my friend


(Where'd everybody go?)
(Where has everyone disappeared to?)




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: DE SHAUN DUPREE HOLTON, DENAUN M PORTER, LUIS RESTO, ONDRE C MOORE, RUFUS JOHNSON, RUFUS B JOHNSON, VON M CARLISLE

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@BrianWRLD999_

I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem:]
So I get off stage right drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band [9x]
Alright, okay, alright, give the mic man, okay dawg, gi—come on
Dude!
Give me this mic!
Ow, dude!

[Swift:]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?
ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back

[Kuniva and Kon Artis:]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No, I had an interview, not you two)
You gon' be late for soundcheck
I ain't gonna soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'mma say something
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?
Man I'mma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
Aw, man, whatever
I swear, I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof:]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Hey yo what's... Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear, "Hey dude I love your band."
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Bizarre:]
God damn it I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
"Lose Yourself" video I was in the back
"Superman" video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like "Who's D12? How we get started."
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

[Eminem:]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

[Bizarre:]
Man, fuck this!
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... (Fuck Marshall)
'Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the
My band [6x:]
Roxanne
Shanté, lesbian
Loves me

The hottest boy band in the world D12!

[Eminem as a salsa singer:]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, well, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

Eminem the GOAT 🐐 🚫🧢



All comments from YouTube:

@mylgamingg

It's been almost 20 years, and I'm still waiting for My Salsa to drop

@dT666

For real bro

@marlenecracknell2085

I'll be interested to see how that video goes lmao

@brittanyreid9200

It did drop

@bingbingbang5893

When

@lissaz77

Salsa salsa somethingsaucersassieerrrrrrrrrr🎉

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@mimikanahd1638

The fact that a song about Eminem explaining how hes not the only member of D12 ends up being their most popular song because he is the main person in the song is hilarious

@duckysguidetoshipping8930

Ikrrr

@LongestComment829

half of it is about his salsa though

@AlaBama-hu1pr

@@LongestComment829more like 1/10

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