Wee Wee
Eminem Lyrics

Got a dick as big as a banana,
My genitals are large and impressive, comparable in size to a banana.

Try to control it but i guess I can't,
I struggle to maintain control over my sexual desires.

It too tough like a AK clip banana,
My sexual prowess and stamina are substantial, comparable to the durability of an AK magazine made of sturdy banana material.

You better watch out Hannah Montanna,
Be careful, lest you cross me and incur my wrath, much like the character Hannah Montana in the TV show.

Man what's the matter, have you no manners?,
Why are you behaving so rudely and disrespectfully?

No, you know the girl from Juno's address?
Do you happen to have the contact information for the actress who played a pregnant teenager in the movie Juno?

Yeah, I'mma probably go to jail for that,
I am aware that my inappropriate behavior and actions could land me in legal trouble.

Now I got the cops on my tail for that,
The authorities are investigating my misconduct and attempting to bring me to justice.

Ride up in car with a stale banana,
I drove up in a car with a rotten and unappealing banana.

In your tail pipe, can't believe you fell for that,
I cannot believe that you were gullible enough to believe that a banana was lodged in your vehicle's tailpipe.

It coulda been a Molotov cocktail for that,
My prank could have been much more dangerous, even involving explosive devices like Molotov cocktails.

Wait a minute man, what the hell was that?
I heard a strange noise, what could it be?

I heard a noise, where you going? What are you bananas?,
I heard a strange sound, where are you running off to? Are you crazy?

You can't go back there stupid ass,
Don't even think about returning to the scene of our previous antics, you idiot.

I've just seen a woman in a Freddy Krueger mask,
I have recently encountered a woman wearing the distinctively terrifying mask of the horror movie character Freddy Krueger.

Who the fuck are you, superman?
Who do you think you are, some sort of superhero like Superman?

All you have is a little stupid can of whipped cream,
Your only weapon is a can of whipped cream, which is foolish and inadequate in this situation.

What the hell you gonna do with that?,
How do you expect to use that can of whipped cream as an effective tool or weapon?

Ooh could answer, a super bananza-extravaganza,
Perhaps it will be a grand and thrilling event, full of excitement and pleasure, but this is unlikely.

Man go ahead what you waitin for?,
Don't hesitate, go ahead and do what you need to do.

You better get them clothes off baby boy,
Remove your clothing quickly, my dear boy.

C'mon lets go we're gonna make a porn,
We are going to create a sexually explicit video for others to enjoy.

Ready set go, hit play, record!
We are ready to begin filming our pornographic video, so let's hit the play and record buttons on the camera.

Are you ready? You better hold the camera steady,
Are you prepared to film this video, and do it in a steady and reliable manner?

She's probably back there with a damn machete,
There is a strong possibility that a woman armed with a dangerous machete is lurking behind us.

She's probably gonna eat you like canned spaghetti,
The woman with the machete will likely attack you viciously, as if she were devouring canned spaghetti.

She's probably gonna kill ya, still wanna check, see?
Despite the danger and potential for fatal harm, are you still curious and interested in exploring what lies beyond?

Have a little quick look,
Take a brief, quick glance at our surroundings.

She's probably six foot tall like big foot,
The woman with the machete is likely an exceptionally tall, imposing figure, much like the mythical creature Big Foot.

The hell with that, we should probably run,
This is a foolish and risky endeavor, and we should retreat for our own safety.

Don't dare look back,
Do not turn around and look back, for it will only slow us down and increase the risk of harm.

There probably probably probably there probably was a problem at the post office or something,
Perhaps our current situation is simply a result of an issue at the post office, or some other mundane explanation.

But you probably diddn't know that did ya?
You likely did not consider that explanation, did you?

Now what you gonna do when she gets ya?
Once the woman with the machete catches up to us, what is your plan?

I ain't going with ya, forget ya,
I want nothing to do with you or your reckless behavior, so leave me alone.

Quit tryna hold my hand mister!
Stop trying to hold my hand, you creepy and unwanted man!

Prentend she's your little sister, little sister,
Pretend that the woman with the machete is your younger sister, so that you feel a familial bond and are not afraid.

Prony little dickta(?),
I am not sure what this word means, as it is not a recognized English term or slang.

Might aswell take a whipped cream with ya,
As we flee from our potential attacker, we might as well bring the can of whipped cream with us, for no apparent reason.

And when you see her make sure you get a picture,
When we encounter the woman again, it is important that we take a photograph of her.

We could try to make another Blair Wich ya, movie,
We might be able to create another movie in the style of The Blair Witch Project, which was shot with shaky camera work and a low budget.

Of bestiality porno with smoothies,
Perhaps we could even create an explicit video involving sexual acts with animals, while drinking smoothies.

Its eerie, but here comes Zac and Meery,
Despite the unsettling circumstances, we are soon joined by the characters Zac and Meery.

Beauty and the best, his back is hairy,
Zac is the handsome and attractive one, while Meery has a hairy back and is not as physically appealing.

But she don't care they're attracted very,
Despite any physical flaws or imperfections, Meery is attracted to Zac and vice versa.

Very sexually active very,
They are both very sexually active and enthusiastic, with a high libido.

No Zac don't go back in there!
Zac should not return to the dangerous and potentially deadly area we previously explored.

Its too late now she's grabbing hair,
It is now too late, and the woman with the machete has grabbed someone's hair.

He screams "bloody mary", grabs a mirror,
Zac cries out in terror, invoking the urban legend of Bloody Mary, and grabs a nearby mirror for protection.

But stop just aint in her vocabulary,
Unfortunately, reason and stopping the violent behavior is not an option for the woman with the machete.

Get off me please,
Someone desperately pleads for the woman to release them from her grasp.

Get off me stop,
The same person begs the attacker to stop the assault and let them go.

Brawl in the back of the coffee shop,
A physical fight or chaotic scene is occurring in the rear section of the nearby coffee shop.

They go non stop, she says go,
The fight or struggle continues relentlessly, with the woman urging the other person to leave.

He says no, she says oh,
Despite the danger and violence, one person is hesitant to flee, while the other is insistent that they do so.

Back and forth they scream and shout,
They argue and yell at each other repeatedly, with no clear resolution in sight.

Yeah boy let them demons out,
This situation is intense and fraught with danger, making it a prime opportunity for one's inner demons and negative emotions to emerge.

Its the kinda nightmare you dream about,
This is the sort of horrific and terrifying situation that people might have nightmares about.

Uh-oh now the whipped cream is out,
At some point, the can of whipped cream has been brought into this already chaotic and dangerous scenario.

I get sick thoughts, sick sick thoughts,
My mind is filled with disturbing and perverse thoughts that are not fit for public discussion.

Of things you could do with your lipstick gloss,
I imagine various depraved sexual acts that could involve the use of lipstick.

Put it on my dick till the tip looks orange,
I would like someone to apply lipstick to my genitals until they appear orange in hue.

Bitch keep going, bitch keep going!
Encouragement is given to continue with the sexual act or activity taking place.

Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana
The word "banana" is repeated multiple times, likely for comedic effect or emphasis.