W.T.P.
Eminem [www.fareck.com] Lyrics

Yeah! Oh! Get Up! I said get up! Let's go!
Get ready and energized for the upcoming party!

Better watch out (now)
Be cautious because something exciting is about to happen.

'Cause here we come (come)
We're arriving and ready to have a great time.

And we ain't stoppin' until We see the mornin' sun (sun)
We're going to party all night long, not stopping until the sun rises.

So give us room to do our thing
Allow us space to enjoy ourselves.

'Cause we ain't come to hurt no one (one)
We're not here to cause harm or trouble.

So err'body come on get up on the floor Right now and grab someone (one)
Everyone should join us on the dance floor and find a dance partner.

Now first of all I'm a boss
Let me assert my authority and importance.

I just wanna get that across
I want to make it clear and understood.

Man even my dentist hates when I floss
I'm so successful that even my dentist dislikes my extravagant lifestyle.

Pull up to the club in a Pinto likes it's a Porsche
I arrive at the club in a humble car but act like it's a luxury sports car.

Garbage bag on one of the windows Spray-painted doors with the flames on 'em Michigan plates and my name's on 'em
My car is so unconventional and personalized, with a garbage bag covering a window, flame designs on the doors, and my name on the Michigan license plates.

Baby, Shady's here come on get him If you dames want 'em
Ladies, Eminem is here, so come and pursue him if you're interested.

But he ain't stupid so quit tryin' to run them games on him
However, he is not naive, so don't attempt to deceive or manipulate him.

He's immune to Cupid, why you tryin' to put your claims on him?
He is not easily infatuated, so don't try to assert your romantic ownership over him.

'Cause you won't do to me what you did to the last man Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can
You won't be able to manipulate and betray him like you did to your previous partner. Now, get in the car's backseat and be careful not to knock over the gas can.

There's a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance We have of just gettin' home, now could I get that lap dance?
We only have a limited amount of gas left in the car, which could be our last opportunity to make it home. By the way, could I receive a lap dance from you?

She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass, man In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps
There is a tattoo of me placed prominently above her buttocks. In our local area of Warren, Michigan, we refer to such tattoos as 'tramp stamps.'

That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps Down and show this hussy who's the man
That tattoo signifies her belonging to me, so it's time for me to establish my authority and demonstrate to this woman who is in charge.

Now, get up, dance!
Now, stand up and dance!

Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
You have the choice to enjoy yourself independently, but it's common knowledge that nobody prefers solitude.

So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a White Trash Party!
Join us on the dance floor and find a dance partner. It's just a fun party for everyone, regardless of societal judgments.

So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks If there ain't no one but us trash You dunno, you better ask somebody 'Cause we're havin' a White Trash Party!
Let's throw a small but lively party, and if anyone questions or criticizes us for being 'trashy,' they simply don't understand. We're enjoying ourselves and having a White Trash Party!

Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear And walk around the party without a care
I effortlessly retrieve a bottle of Bacardi from my underwear and stroll around the party with complete disregard for judgment or consequences.

Like a body without a head Lookin' like a zombie from Night of the Livin' Dead
I appear disoriented and detached, resembling a headless body or a zombie from the horror film 'Night of the Living Dead.'

And tomorrow I'll prolly still be too high to get outta bed Til I feel like I been hit wit the sharp part'a the hammer
The next day, I'll most likely still be under the influence of drugs and too intoxicated to get out of bed until I experience the effects similar to being struck by the sharp end of a hammer.

Mixin' Hennessey and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta
I'm combining Hennessey (a brand of cognac) and Fanta (a fruit-flavored soda) with Pepto-Bismol and Mylanta (medications for stomach discomfort or indigestion).

I shoot to kill like I'm hollerin' 'Die Santa!'
I have a deadly accuracy and determination, similar to shouting 'Die, Santa!' with the intent to eliminate.

Miss the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders
I miss my target (a tree) but accidentally hit Rudolph (one of Santa's reindeer) and two unsuspecting individuals nearby instead.

So quit tryin' ta play the wall like you pawlin' Get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin'
Stop pretending to be aloof or disinterested. Join the dance floor when the rhythm intensifies and don't delay any longer.

They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin' 'Cause as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin'
They compare me to Stephon Marbury, a basketball player known for his skills and passion. Just like when R. Kelly's music begins playing, I immediately excel and perform exceptionally well.

Makin' it rain for them ladies in the mini's But I'm not throwin' ones, fives, tens, or even twenties
I'm generously showering money (making it rain) on the women dressed provocatively in miniskirts, but I'm not throwing low-value bills like one-dollar, five-dollar, ten-dollar, or even twenty-dollar bills.

I'm throwin' quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's
Instead, I'm throwing coins (quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies) at skinny women. I do this to entertain and impress the attractive women who work at Denny's restaurant.

From the north, east and west, but when It comes to them trailers in them South Parks Muffle it, 'cause homie that hood's tighter than Kenny's
My fans come from different directions (north, east, west), but when it involves people living in trailers from South Parks, we keep it hush because that neighborhood is more closely-knit and secretive than Kenny's (a character from the TV show South Park who frequently dies and returns).

So ladies if your belly button's not an innie then I'm outie Now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy
Ladies, if your belly button protrudes outward instead of being an innie, then I'm not interested. Now, join me in my minivan and let's have a wild and lively time.

C'mon
Let's go!

Now whether you're black, white or purple If you're misunderstood But you don't give a fuck You weren't doin' shit that you should
Regardless of your race or unconventional appearance, if you're misjudged or misunderstood but unapologetically embrace it and don't care about societal expectations, this song is for you.

Long as you know you're up to evil And you're no damn good
As long as you're aware of your rebellious nature and embrace being morally questionable, this song relates to you.

Get on the floor, man, and rep your 'hood
Stand up and proudly represent your neighborhood or community.

Now honey, don't let them pricks trip We should make a quick dip
Sweetheart, don't let those jerks bother or upset you. We should swiftly leave or escape from the situation.

And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin' lot
Let's have some fun by driving recklessly and spinning in circles (doing donuts) in the parking lot of a hospital.

'Cause girl I got a sick whip Kick the back window outta my Gremlin
I have an impressive and fast car. I even kicked out the back window of my AMC Gremlin (a compact car) to make it more exhilarating and unconventional.

Put two milk crates in the trunk Rip out the stick shift and Make a five seater
I placed two milk crates in the trunk to create makeshift seats, removed the stick shift from the car's manual transmission, and modified it to accommodate five people.

I'll be damned if I feed a chick It ain't like me to split a piece 'a dry pita
I refuse to support or provide for a woman. I would never willingly share or divide a dry pita bread, symbolizing my unwillingness to share resources or affection.

I'll be the S-L to the I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater
I proudly call myself Slim Shady (Eminem's alter ego), and I don't have to wear a sleeveless shirt (wife beater) to embody that aggressive persona.

I'll rip a tree out the ground And flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown
I would uproot a tree and flip it upside down before I change my ways or adopt a new, more positive mentality. Don't joke or expect such a transformation from me.

I'll tell ya now I'm so raw I still need to un-thaw You feel me, y'all?
Let me clarify that I'm so daring and unapologetic that I still need to thaw or soften my behavior. Do you understand and relate, everyone?

I shut the club down like Drake in the mall
I have the ability to create chaos and excitement in a club, just like Drake did in a shopping mall.

But baby, a body like that's against the law
But darling, possessing a physique as attractive as yours should be considered illegal due to its stunning nature.

You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw
You, my dear, are the most impressive and eye-catching person I've ever seen, adorned with a striking necklace and multiple sharp blades.

Coleslaw containers, empty straw wrappers and all
There are containers of coleslaw and discarded wrappers from drinking straws scattered around, representing the messiness and chaos caused by our party.

You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car
You have a more curvaceous and voluptuous posterior than the amount of possessions I have in my car.

Now get up!
Now stand up and join the fun!