Shit On You
Eminem (Feat D12) Lyrics

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I will humiliate and assert my dominance over you, repeatedly

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
I will metaphorically defecate on you, showing complete disrespect and disregard for you

I'll shit on you! Girl you know, its true
I will degrade and belittle you, regardless of your gender, and you know it's a fact

I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true
I will demean and insult anyone, regardless of their gender, and it is indeed true

I remain fatter than gluttony
I am excessively indulgent and greedy, both literally and metaphorically

Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies
I am figuratively sabotaging and causing destruction to record labels that reject or dislike me

Blow 'em up if they ain't want me
If the record companies do not show interest or support in me, I will metaphorically destroy and ruin their reputation

The national guard, they scared to hunt me
Even the powerful authority figures like the national guard are fearful of pursuing and confronting me

I love beef, I got you hoes duckin' me
I thrive on conflicts and confrontations, and I have my enemies avoiding and fearing me

A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana
I am not only a troublemaker but also a drug user and abuser, and I will steal your marijuana without hesitation

These slugs with keep your ass away from my corner
I will use violence and gunshots to keep you away from my territory or area of influence

I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas
I metaphorically suffocate and overpower individuals in intense and unbearable situations

You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!)
You can choose to behave foolishly and act out, but I will still assert my dominance and superiority over you

It's this lyrical piranha
I am a highly skilled and aggressive rapper, comparable to a predatory fish that devours its prey

Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama
I am armed and dangerous, capable of causing destruction even in a seemingly harmless environment like a swimming pool with someone's mother present

Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
I will assault and overpower someone by targeting their vulnerable areas, specifically the legs, and drag them down into a dangerous or drowning situation

Twist nothin' up like a condom
I do not bother with protection or caution, similar to how one does not twist and secure a condom properly

Slap it if you fuckers got a problem
If anyone has an issue with me or my actions, I will respond with aggression and physically harm them

When I see 'em, you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum
When I encounter my enemies, they will inevitably meet their demise and be laid to rest in a burial place or mausoleum

Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
Alternatively, I may dispose of their bodies by concealing them in the trunk of an expensive luxury car, specifically a black and gold BMW

Pull in the garage while you screamin'
I will calmly drive into a garage while my enemies scream and express fear or terror

Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' (I'll shit on you!)
I will keep the car engine running while I quickly exit the scene, leaving my enemies behind, all while asserting my dominance and lack of concern for them

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I will metaphorically defecate on anyone, regardless of their identity or status

I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I completely disregard and have no interest in you or your material possessions, including your car

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I have no respect or regard for your house, your expensive accessories like jewelry, or even your watch

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
I have no compassion or consideration for your spouse, your children, or your entire family

I'm a alcoholic, with the fuckin' toilet
I am addicted to alcohol and find solace and comfort in the toilet, possibly referring to vomiting or using it as a metaphor for being wasted all the time

Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
In a sarcastic or ironic tone, I ask someone to pass me hot dogs, while also referencing Bizarre's religious affiliation to highlight absurdities and contradictions

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
I demand and command a woman to immediately stop speaking and be silent

I'm a keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
I will continue consuming food excessively until the well-known fitness personality, Richard Simmons, pays me a visit, possibly alluding to a never-ending indulgence in unhealthy habits

With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
Richard Simmons would need a chain saw to physically remove me from my excessive eating habits, emphasizing their severity and difficulty to overcome

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her
I have engaged in sexual relations with your spouse, and I started doing so since the moment I met her, displaying my lack of respect for commitment or boundaries

Too busy fuckin' wit (your twelve year old) baby sitter (ha ha ha)
I am too preoccupied with engaging in sexual activities with your underage babysitter, finding pleasure in violating moral and legal boundaries, as evident by my laughter

And all women ain't shit, only good for cookin', cleanin'
I have a derogatory view towards women, believing they are only valuable for performing domestic tasks such as cooking and cleaning

And sucking dick and that's it (I said it)
I further degrade and objectify women by reducing their worth to engaging in oral sex, while confidently affirming my disrespectful views

I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I claim to be responsible for the death of actor John Candy, suggesting that my actions and behavior have harmful consequences even towards famous individuals

Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I boast about having kidnapped and possibly harmed JonBenét Ramsey, a child murder victim, and keeping her captive in my old Toyota Camry from 1998

I don't give a fuck who you are
I have absolutely no regard or consideration for your identity or standing

I'll shit on anybody; truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
I will metaphorically defecate on anyone, as I am Bizarre, a foolish and nonsensical individual

My adolescent years weren't shit 'til what I do now
My early years were insignificant and unremarkable until I found success in my current path or career

I never grew up I was born grown, and grew down
I have always possessed adult-like maturity and behavior, without experiencing much personal growth or personal development

The older I get, the dumber the shit, I get in
As I age, my choices and actions become more foolish and reckless

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in
The more foolish and uninformed the situation becomes, the more I find myself comfortable and fitting in

Ignorin' the shit how borin' it gets
I intentionally ignore the consequences and dullness that come with my foolish behavior

When there's no one to hit
When I don't have anyone to physically or verbally attack

I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit
I lack the ability to stop myself from throwing tantrums or fits of anger

I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
I acknowledge my own inconsistency and unreliability, but the people around me contribute to or worsen those traits

Its they who rapped me and say they can take me
They are the ones who have insulted me or challenged my skills as a rapper and claim they can defeat me

Its they who legs I brake and make achy
I am the one who figuratively breaks their legs, leaving them in pain and unable to compete or challenge me

Its they who mistake me and make me so angry
It is their misunderstanding or misperception of me that fuels my anger and frustration

(I'll shit on you!) I'll spit on you
I will both metaphorically defecate and spit on you, demonstrating my complete disrespect and disdain

Start pissin' and do the opposite on you
I will urinate on you and do something that is completely contradictory or opposite to what is expected or desired

You weren't listenin', I said I'll cop a squat on you
If you were not paying attention, I explicitly stated that I will sit down and defecate on you

Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordon blew and
I will not only metaphorically reveal my deepest thoughts and emotions but also literally spill my internal organs in a grotesque manner, similar to the dish chicken cordon bleu

Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch
I will express my thoughts and feelings in an honest and unfiltered manner, much like how rapper Notorious B.I.G. did to a woman in one of his songs

On his skit on his last album
I specifically refer to a skit on Notorious B.I.G.'s final album, where he insulted a woman in a vulgar manner

Pull my pants downward
I metaphorically and literally lower my pants, symbolizing a loss of self-restraint or decency

Is Richard Pryor still alive?
I inquire about the late comedian Richard Pryor's current state of existence, possibly as a way to express my own outrageousness and provoke a reaction

If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin'
If Richard Pryor is deceased, I claim to be even more mentally or emotionally disturbed than he was before his death

Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
I am inherently unintelligent or foolish, and the weapon I possess is not made of stainless steel, symbolizing its impurity or lack of reliability

Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
I suggest that your blood will be spilled and leave marks on the weapon I possess, expressing my intention to cause harm or engage in violent actions against someone

Bitch bring it, these niggas that I hang with
I challenge and provoke someone to confront me, as the individuals I associate with are also ready and willing to engage in conflicts or violence

I hang you up naked by your ankles danglin' (ow, ow)
If someone were to face me, I would suspend them upside down, with no clothing, and leave them in a vulnerable and helpless situation, causing them pain and discomfort

My knee I stay stranglin, I don't need your help
I often use my knee to choke or strangle someone, and I don't require any assistance or support to do so

If you gon' give me the pussy
If you are willing to engage in sexual intercourse with me

I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll shit on you!)
I will metaphorically defecate on you and loosen my belt in preparation for sexual activity, suggesting a perverse and dominating nature

I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock
I am everything that your father is not, and I have sexual relations with your mother, symbolizing my desire to undermine and overshadow your father figure

Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks
Your sister is involved in criminal activities, specifically within the legal system, and your aunt is her source or supplier of drugs

Buck fifty cross your neck
I will slash or inflict a severe wound on your neck, resulting in a visible and brutal scar

Floss your TEC, I'll beat you wit it across your chest
You may show off your firearm, but I will disarm you and physically assault you using your own weapon, specifically hitting you across your chest

Yo it's only right I jack your car keys and run
It is appropriate and justified for me to steal your car keys and escape with your vehicle

Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
I have wasted or used up all the money I received as advancements or loans on purchasing marijuana and firearms

For fun, when I'm drunk
I engage in such actions purely for entertainment and enjoyment, especially when I am intoxicated

I'll run a truck through the weed house
I will recklessly crash a truck into a place where marijuana is grown or sold, causing chaos and destruction

Jump out and beat ya peeps down worst than Steve Stout
I will aggressively and violently attack your associates or friends, inflicting more harm upon them than Steve Stout, known for his confrontational behavior, ever could

Put you in choke holds I learned last week
I will employ various chokeholds to physically restrain and incapacitate you, demonstrating my recent acquisition of such techniques

From the police man who caught me stealing weed from his Jeep (Hey, hey, hey!)
These chokehold techniques were taught to me by a police officer who apprehended me while I was attempting to steal cannabis from his vehicle, emphasizing my disregard for the law and rebellious nature

I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
I notice that many individuals are imitating or copying my style, but they do not truly desire to engage in a physical confrontation or fight

That's like D-Bo fightin' Peablo Bryson (I'll shit on you)
It is as absurd as the fictional character D-Bo from the film 'Friday' fighting the musician Peabo Bryson, indicating the unlikelihood and ridiculousness of such a scenario

Fuck what you hollerin' and yellin' about
I completely disregard and have no interest in what you are shouting or protesting about

I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out
I will violently and brutally attack you, extending my hand into your mouth and forcefully ripping out your entire skeletal structure, symbolizing my ability to cause extreme pain and destruction

Niggas get hit wit a two piece; bling bling
Individuals will face a rapid succession of punches, often referred to as a 'two-piece,' along with the sound effect 'bling bling' to emphasize the impact and devastation of the attack

Wit a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
Like a venomous creature, my actions and behavior are toxic and harmful, as I embody a highly aggressive and destructive nature

Once I get on two, hits of X
Once I consume two doses of the drug Ecstasy

My disk slips and disconnects
My spinal disc slips out of alignment and disconnects, referencing a potential physical injury or ailment

'Til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
Until I move about with a severely contorted or twisted neck, resulting from my spinal disc dislocation or a metaphorical sense of deviation from the norm

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects (C'mon, I'll shit on you!)
Despite any physical or mental obstacles, I will still metaphorically defecate on anyone, especially the first woman who shows disrespect towards me

Overreaction is my only reaction
I consistently respond in an exaggerated and extreme manner, as overreacting is my default response to various situations

Which only sets off a chain reaction
My overreactions have a domino effect, leading to more exaggerated and intense reactions from others

And puts five more zaniacs than maniacs in action
My behavior and actions inspire and motivate even more unstable and crazy individuals to take similar actions or behave in extreme ways

A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
I am part of a group of individuals who are armed, wear black clothing, and carry firearms, with each member possessing ten bullets

Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
We possess nine-millimeter handguns, and there are a total of five individuals, all of whom are criminals, ready to use these firearms

And spilling liters of blood like swimmin' pools
We will cause extensive and gruesome injuries, resulting in the loss of large volumes of blood that would resemble swimming pools

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
These untrustworthy and deceitful individuals are not only prepared to shoot and harm their enemies but also target and attack women

A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
Many people describe me as holding misogynistic beliefs, and unfortunately, that description is accurate

I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
I openly acknowledge and accept my misogynistic views, in fact, I firmly support and endorse them

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
I urge you to support and embrace these views before we incite a violent and chaotic disturbance

If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
If you wish to avoid being trampled and overwhelmed by a crowd, it is best for you to remain silent and not participate or challenge the situation

Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll shit on you!)
I will metaphorically defecate on anyone, regardless of their gender, age, or even if they are animals

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I will metaphorically defecate on anyone, irrespective of their identity or status

I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I have absolutely no concern or interest in you or your car

I'll shit on you!
I will metaphorically defecate on you, indicating my complete disrespect and disdain for you