The Bad Touch
Empyre One Lyrics

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought me
Intense physical activity, similar to sweating, intensifies desire during a period of sexual abstinence

And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Your actions and behavior resemble the explicit content sung by the artist Prince

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Place your hands in my undergarments and you'll perceive the intimate parts

Yes I'm Sisco, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
I approve of your actions and behavior, metaphorically referencing film critics

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
You desire a more intense and physically challenging encounter, exceeding the limits of traditional, gentle touch

I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hash-browns
I desire to engulf and layer you, similar to covering hash-browns at a popular American restaurant chain

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
You arrive promptly, even faster than a renowned delivery service, but never reaches a peak or climax almost like the inconsistent value of Coca-Cola stock

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
You have the ability to arouse and awaken me earlier than usual, drawing a parallel to the time change during Daylight Savings

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
I enjoy passionate encounters that necessitate cleaning afterward, comparing it to using cleaning tools like a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Our intimate act is concealed like the hidden, ancient burial tombs in Egypt, known only to a higher power

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
Is it symbolic language? Allow me to be specific, I desire to explore and engage in intimate activities in the tranquil and serene South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means 'Small Craft Advisory'
However, I have this understanding that the movement and intensity of your intimate area imply caution and a need for safety measures, like a warning for small vessels at sea

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Therefore, if I lose control on your upper legs during a particular moment, as the tide rises in a strategic board game, you have effectively defeated me

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
Please arouse and excite me, likening my sexual readiness to an automatic coffee maker with a drip mechanism

So show me yours I'll show you mine 'Tool Time' you'll Lovett just like Lyle
Thus, reveal your intimate parts to me, and in return, I will reciprocate. We will experience pleasure similar to how characters on the TV show 'Tool Time' appreciate humor like that of actor Lyle Lovett

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'X-Files'
Subsequently, let's engage in intimate activity from behind, resembling a specific position, while enjoying the television show 'X-Files' together

Do it now, do it now, do it now, do it now
Engage in the desired activity immediately, without delay

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
We are both living beings with primal instincts and desires

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Let's engage in intimate activities in a manner similar to how it is portrayed on nature and science television programs such as the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now
Feeling increasingly sexually aroused