Touch Me
Fancy Lyrics


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Cop: hey thats against the law your commin with me
Peter: eh eh eh... Cant touch me, Cant touch me

JJJJJust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sisters teet
CANT TOUCH ME! CANT TOUCH ME!

Mayor Adam West: What in gods name is he doing?
CANT TOUCH ME!
Cleaveland: I believe thats the worm

Peter: Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, theres no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Dont like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute lets all do the bump
CANT TOUCH ME YEA DO THE PETER GRIFFIN BUMP CANT TOUCH ME

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Dont care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bakbay
Its Peter go Peter I'm mac Peter yo Peter




Lets see Regis rap this way CANT TOUCH ME!
Except for you, you can touch me.

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Fancy’s song “Touch Me” is essentially a comical take on the idea of power and authority. In the first verse, Peter declares himself as someone similar to the “bad guy” in Lethal Weapon 2 because he possess diplomatic immunity which makes him untouchable by the law enforcers. He goes on to list other mischievous things that he could do such as writing graffiti, jaywalking, rioting, and loot without any consequences. The humorous aspect of this verse lies in the fact that Peter lists these activities with childlike glee as if he were above the law.


In the second verse, Peter plays around with his power and likens himself to President. He boasts of his popularity with interns and how he could park anywhere he wants to, even if it’s designated for handicapped individuals. The line “I’ve been around the world, from Hartford to Bakbay” adds to the notion that Peter is well-versed in handling power and authority. The comical nature of the verse is clear as Peter forces Regis to rap in his style. The line “Except for you, you can touch me” adds a tongue-in-cheek element that complements the rest of the playful song.


Overall, the lyrics of “Touch Me” evoke a sense of childlike mischievous joy that stems from having the power to do as one pleases without caring about the consequences. Fancy has used a comical tone and nonsensical lines to convey this sense of power and authority.


Line by Line Meaning

JJJJJust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2
I feel invincible like the villain in Lethal Weapon 2


I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue
I have special protection, like diplomats, so you can't take legal action against me


I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can do whatever I want, like vandalize and break the law by crossing the street illegally


I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
I can cause chaos, steal things, and not care about the consequences


And touch your sisters teet
I can even sexually harass your sister and get away with it


CANT TOUCH ME! CANT TOUCH ME!
I am untouchable and above the law


Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, theres no doubt
Wait a minute, it's my time to shine because I'm important


Light a fire, then pee it out
I can start trouble but not take responsibility for my actions


Dont like it, kiss my rump
If you don't like what I'm doing, you can kiss my butt


Just for a minute lets all do the bump
Let's all celebrate my greatness by dancing together


CANT TOUCH ME YEA DO THE PETER GRIFFIN BUMP CANT TOUCH ME
I am still untouchable and want everyone to celebrate me


I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
I am powerful like a president and people find me attractive


Dont care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I don't care about people with disabilities and will park in their reserved spots


I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bakbay
I have traveled extensively and have worldly experience


Its Peter go Peter I'm mac Peter yo Peter
I am confident and cool like a rapper


Lets see Regis rap this way CANT TOUCH ME!
Even famous celebrities can't compete with my greatness


Except for you, you can touch me.
I am willing to make an exception for someone who is interested in me sexually




Writer(s): Mike Hurst, Ray Fenwick

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okjohn59

I was a 15 year old when this came out and bought the album right away.  One of my favorites from the mid-70's.  Purchased at Wilcox Records in OKC.  Great record store where I got all of my David Bowie singles (UK import and domestic)

Rick Johnston

I also was a teenager in OKC (Edmond) when this came out, but I don't remember where I bought it. I do remember Wilcox Records very well though!

Metallic Mark

Les Binks the Drummer was in Judas Priest....the beat sounds like Living After Midnight

Bruce Gordon

'Wild Thing" peaked #14 on the Billboard 100 and 'Touch Me" made it to #19 if I'm not mistaken. In my opinion it should have been the other way around.

George Rother

Haven't heard this since I was 10. Forgot how great a song it is.

gojudude

DAMMIT MAN!!!!!!! I haven't heard this since way back in the day, I think I was maybe 8!!!!!! Thought I was the only person on the planet that even knew it existed LMAO!!! Thanks for posting, was a good time in my life.

Steve Oberman

Me too! Thought nobody else knew it! Loved it as a kid!

craig thomas

This a great classic and a very hard to song to find anywhere not even on a c.d. nothing! So however you got this I thank-you for posting a classic song from the 70's

Bruce Gordon

I have the 45 rpm on the Big Tree Record label. At the very end of the song when she says you give me shivers down my backbone, I don't remember hearing that on the single I have.

Big Bad Bunny Podcast Channel

Great song, it took me forever to find who did this song. Remember from the 70's. Top LickinNchoppin song.

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