Leggy Blonde
Flight of the Conchords feat. Rhys Darby Lyrics

Goodbye, goodbye, leggy blonde
Farewell to the attractive, well-proportioned woman with blonde hair and long, shapely legs

Everyday I look across the office floor There you were, your hair down to your legs And your legs down to the floor
I used to see you every day at the workplace, where you stood out because of your long hair that reached down to your legs, and your legs that touched the floor

Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair Wish you knew how much I loved Your legs and your hair
Now that you're gone, I won't see you coming here to fix the tech issues anymore. I wish you knew that I had a crush on you, especially because of your lovely hair and beautiful legs

I had a budgie but it died Woah-oh, I like pie
I used to have a small parakeet as a pet, but it passed away. Oh well, I do enjoy eating pie

I'll never get, I'll never get to be with you I'll never get to share another cup of tea with you I'll never get to let you know how much I think of you I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photocopier
I'll never have the chance to be romantically involved with you or spend time together with you. I'll never get to confess my feelings for you, or engage in some passionate lovemaking on the photocopier

Oh leggy blonde, you got it going on Wanna see you wearing that thong, thong, thong See you get it on till the break of dawn [Incomprehensible] panties on Goodbye
Oh, you're such an attractive woman and you know it. I'd love to see you wearing a revealing thong, and get intimate with you all night long. But now it's time for me to say farewell