Audience Participation
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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All right, this is it
This is audience participation time for
The last couple of
Nights we've actually gone so far into the
Realms of bad taste as
To bring living members
Of the audience onto our stage to
Attempt to dance to the song we
Are about to play now
Many rational individuals might
Feel that this
Is, well it's an unnecessary thing to do
I mean why should you just get
Tense, fidgeting, disinterested
And completely arhythmic individuals onto the
Stage to make their
Bodies flop around to a song that isyou never
Should've danced to it in the first
Place people say to themselves
"Why? Why bother? Why should
Anybody want to do this?
What a stupid fucking
Thing to do!" But ladies and gentlemen
Let me remind you: that is precisely why
We're here: to do all the stupid
Fucking things you're too evolved to
Even consider so I make
This proposal to you i need
Two very bad dancers, i mean no
Talent whatsoever, complete oafs
One boy oaf, and one girl oaf to
Come on up are you an oaf? Yes you are
Right this way please what's your name?

Rob!

Rob? What's your last name, Rob?

Lip-friend

Rob Lip-friend?

All right Rob, can you dance?

No

Turn around so they can see you
Like your clothes are up
You're looking good what's this? FZ Sucks
And goes home, Hey that's wonderful rob
You're just the
Kind of person we need up here ok
And now one matching female oaf you're not a
Female oaf what? I didn't hear you
How do I know? Ok with an answer
Like that come up what's your name?

Okay i'm sure he's rolling over in his
Grave over that one let's pretend
That we have already achieved our objective
You people decide which one
Is going to be the girl oaf and now
The reason we're not
Going to go "hog wild" as
They say in the trade
I mean the first night we had
Too many people up here
It was so messy here's the
Rules and regulations of our
Dance contest and I hope you
Boys are paying attention to
This this song is approximately two
Minutes long at the
End of the song your time is
Up you will voluntarily remove
Yourselves from the stage during those
Two minutes you are free
To express yourselves in any manner that
You desire so long as
You don't injure each other, any
Member of the audience, or harm
Any of our equipment or any members of the
Rocking teenage combo, is that clear? Ok
In other words for a couple of minutes
It's all yours guysand gals
Maybe? The name of this song is




"The Black Page No 2, "
Okay? One, two, three, four!

Overall Meaning

In the lyrics to Frank Zappa's song "Halloween Audience Participation," Zappa sets up a humorous and satirical scenario where he invites two audience members onto the stage to attempt to dance to the song "The Black Page No 2." He acknowledges that some people might find this unnecessary and nonsensical, questioning why anyone would want to do such a thing. However, Zappa suggests that the purpose of the performance is to embrace and celebrate the absurdity and the "stupid fucking things" that rational individuals would avoid.


Zappa introduces the two audience members, Rob and an unnamed female, as "complete oafs" with no talent for dancing. He playfully interacts with them, teasing their lack of dancing skills while engaging the audience in the process. He lays out the rules of the dance contest, emphasizing the limited duration of the song and the need for safety and respect for both the audience and the band members.


The lyrics serve to highlight Zappa's unconventional and unapologetic approach to music and performance. By deliberately engaging with mediocre dancers and encouraging them to express themselves, Zappa challenges societal norms and expectations, urging his audience to embrace the joy of embracing the absurd and pushing the boundaries of what is considered acceptable.


Line by Line Meaning

All right, this is it
The moment has arrived


This is audience participation time for
Now, it's time for the audience to join in


The last couple of
During the previous few


Nights we've actually gone so far into the
Evenings we have ventured deep into the


Realms of bad taste as
Areas of questionable propriety where


To bring living members
To invite live individuals


Of the audience onto our stage to
From the audience onto our stage in order to


Attempt to dance to the song we
Try to dance to the song that we


Are about to play now
Are going to play now


Many rational individuals might
Numerous logical individuals may


Feel that this
Believe that this


Is, well it's an unnecessary thing to do
Is an unnecessary action to take


I mean why should you just get
Why should you simply become


Tense, fidgeting, disinterested
Anxious, restless, uninterested


And completely arhythmic individuals onto the
And completely lacking rhythm individuals onto the


Stage to make their
Platform to cause their


Bodies flop around to a song that isyou never
Bodies flop around to a song that you should never


Should've danced to it in the first
Have danced to it in the beginning


Place people say to themselves
Place individuals say to themselves


"Why? Why bother? Why should
"Why? Why should one trouble themselves? Why should


Anybody want to do this?
Anyone wish to do this?


What a stupid fucking
How foolish and ridiculous


Thing to do!" But ladies and gentlemen
Activity to engage in!" But ladies and gentlemen


Let me remind you: that is precisely why
Allow me to remind you: that is exactly why


We're here: to do all the stupid
We are here: to do all the foolish


Fucking things you're too evolved to
Things you have evolved beyond to


Even consider so I make
Even think about, so I propose


This proposal to you i need
This suggestion to you, I require


Two very bad dancers, i mean no
Two exceptionally untalented dancers, I mean no


Talent whatsoever, complete oafs
Skill whatsoever, complete fools


One boy oaf, and one girl oaf to
One male fool, and one female fool to


Come on up are you an oaf? Yes you are
Come up here, are you a fool? Yes, you are


Right this way please what's your name?
Follow this path please, what is your name?


Rob!
Rob!


Rob? What's your last name, Rob?
Rob? What is your surname, Rob?


Lip-friend
Lip-friend


All right Rob, can you dance?
Okay, Rob, can you dance?


No
No


Turn around so they can see you
Rotate so that they can see you


Like your clothes are up
As if your clothes are raised


You're looking good what's this? FZ Sucks
You are looking good, what does this say? FZ Sucks


And goes home, Hey that's wonderful rob
And goes home, Hey that's fantastic Rob


You're just the
You are exactly the


Kind of person we need up here ok
Type of person we require up here, okay


And now one matching female oaf you're not a
And now one corresponding female fool, you are not a


Female oaf what? I didn't hear you
Female fool what? I did not hear you


How do I know? Ok with an answer
How should I know? Okay, with an answer


Like that come up what's your name?
Like that, come up, what is your name?


Okay i'm sure he's rolling over in his
Okay, I am certain he is rolling over in his


Grave over that one let's pretend
Grave over that one, let's imagine


That we have already achieved our objective
That we have already accomplished our goal


You people decide which one
You people determine which one


Is going to be the girl oaf and now
Will be the female fool and now


The reason we're not
The reason we are not


Going to go "hog wild" as
Going to become excessively wild as


They say in the trade
It is often said in this industry


I mean the first night we had
I mean, on the initial night we had


Too many people up here
An excessive number of individuals on this stage


It was so messy here's the
It was very chaotic, here is the


Rules and regulations of our
Guidelines and rules of our


Dance contest and I hope you
Dance competition and I hope you


Boys are paying attention to
Gentlemen are paying attention to


This this song is approximately two
This, this song is about two


Minutes long at the
Minutes in duration, at the


End of the song your time is
End of the song, your time will be


Up you will voluntarily remove
Finished, you will willingly exit


Yourselves from the stage during those
Yourselves from the stage during that


Two minutes you are free
Two minutes, you are at liberty


To express yourselves in any manner that
To freely express yourselves in any way that


You desire so long as
You wish, as long as


You don't injure each other, any
You do not harm each other, any


Member of the audience, or harm
Audience member, or harm


Any of our equipment or any members of the
Any of our equipment or any members of the


Rocking teenage combo, is that clear? Ok
Rocking teenage band, is that understood? Ok


In other words for a couple of minutes
In simpler terms, for a couple of minutes


It's all yours guysand gals
It is all yours gentlemen and ladies


Maybe? The name of this song is
Maybe? The title of this song is


"The Black Page No 2, "
"The Black Page Number 2, "


Okay? One, two, three, four!
Alright? One, two, three, four!




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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Justin Thompson

lil late on the squat but it'll do

o p

All this cigarette smoking seems preposterous these days. Smoking = a ludicrous affectation. Weird how people thought it made them look cool. It’s really pathetic.

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