Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom Fowler (bass)
Ruth Underwood (percussion)
Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don Preston (synthesizer)
Bruce Fowler (trombone)
Walt Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph Humphrey (drums)
Chester Thompson (drums)
Debbie (background vocals)
Lynn (background vocals)
Robert Camarena (background vocals)

Ladies and gentlemen, watch Ruth!
All through this film
Ruth has been thinkin'
What can I possibly do
That will amaze everyone?
I think she's come up with the answer,
Just keep your eye on her!





Thank you!

Overall Meaning

"Don't You Ever Wash That Thing" is a satirical song by Frank Zappa and was released in 1973. The song is about a girl who has a strange and smelly creature that she keeps as a pet. The lyrics describe the creature, which is a combination of a dog and a frog, and how the girl takes care of it despite its disgusting appearance and smell.


The song highlights the absurdity of modern society's obsession with materialism and appearances. Zappa criticizes the way people value things based on their appearance, rather than their true worth. The song also touches on the idea that people often put up appearances to fit in with others, even if it means hiding their true selves.


One interesting aspect of the song is the use of instrumentals. Zappa and his band create a funky, jazzy groove that complements the quirky lyrics of the song. The solos by the various instruments, such as the guitar and saxophone, add to the overall texture of the song, making it even more memorable.


Another notable feature of the song is the use of a spoken bridge by a female voice. The voice describes the thought process of Ruth Underwood, the band's percussionist, as she tries to come up with a way to amaze the audience. The use of this spoken bridge is yet another example of Zappa's unconventional approach to music.


Overall, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing" is a fun, satirical commentary on societal values and appearances. Zappa's clever lyrics and unique musical style make it a must-listen for fans of his work.


Line by Line Meaning

Ladies and gentlemen, watch Ruth!
Introducing the percussionist Ruth and suggesting the audience to pay attention to her.


All through this film
Throughout the performance captured in this recording.


Ruth has been thinkin'
The percussionist has been pondering.


What can I possibly do
What action or performance can I execute.


That will amaze everyone?
That will cause surprise or wonder on every individual present.


I think she's come up with the answer,
I believe that she has found a solution.


Just keep your eye on her!
Pay close attention to her actions and performance.


Thank you!
Expression of gratitude, possibly to conclude the performance.




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Zappa

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Comments from YouTube:

@fadethetrade

In 74,This album along with apostrophe convinced me of his genius and greatness and I was only 14 and knew this guy was our modern day Mozart.No one came close.

@fuzzballzz36

you're absolutely right.

@yourwifesboyfriend42069

In 2022 I had a bad accident after, quitting my job and eneded up homeless. I listened to hungry freaks, and I hate plastic people now.

@davehol8166

​@@yourwifesboyfriend42069 it's about the injustice of judging people by their appearance, as frequently happened to him.

@Dan-o-Steely2000

Bruce Fowler's trombone solo on this piece is perhaps the most insanely brilliant one ever recorded. Truly inspired/inspirational.

@andythomas706

Check out his 'Air Bass' on Bat Chain Puller!

@lucasonzogni5302

One of my Frank Zappa's favorite tunes. This is the BEST Zappa... Here you can find free jazz, rock, fusion, roxy, funk, instrumental.... all melted with a compositive genius that only few contemporary players ever had. 10/10

@mikeysclips

And farts!

@ontyposrl

Hard to say wich is the favorite of Frank's tunes, he is so eclectic. Sometimes i fall into some old LP (i still have many of them after more than 40 years) and i can't stop listen for hours.

@kentclark6420

Inca Roads is also at that level beyond comprehension.

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