Wonderful Wino
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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L.a. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said: watch me now,
I'm gonna eat the label
Well I'm a wino man,
Don't you know I am?
36, 24, hips about 30
I seen a fine lady
And I started talkin' dirty
Boy, she looked over at me
And she raised her thumb
She said: jam down the road
You bum, bum, bum, bum
I'm a wino man,
Don't you know I am?

I went to the country,
And while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn
I'm so ashamed,
But I'm a wino man
I can't help myself
I've been drinkin' all night
'Til my eyes got red
Stumbled on the gutter
And busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit,
Been scratchin' like a dog
I can't stand no water,
And I stink like a hog
Give me a five dollar bill,
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill,
And an overcoat too




A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Frank Zappa's Wonderful Wino are straightforward and depict the life of a struggling alcoholic. The song is a reflection of the difficult times faced by the singer who is a wino man. He is down on his luck and deals with his problems by drinking. The first stanza talks about how the singer bought himself some wine and drank it down under the table. He then proceeds to eat the label, implying that he drank every drop of the wine in the bottle. He is proud of himself and declares that he's a wino man, which shows that drinking is his way of life.


The singer then encounters a lady and tries to woo her. However, his advances are not well received, and the lady dismisses him, telling him to "jam down the road." He is undeterred and declares that he's a wino man. In the third stanza, the singer loses control over his body functions and gets embarrassed. Despite the shame, he acknowledges that he is a wino man and is unable to control himself. The last stanza talks about how the singer is desperate for money, an overcoat, and a floor shine shoe. The final verse reveals the primary motivation behind his drinking, which is basic survival.


Overall, Wonderful Wino is a poignant take on the life of an alcoholic. The song puts forward the idea that drinking is sometimes more than just a habit, but a means of survival for people struggling to make ends meet.


Line by Line Meaning

L.a. in the summer of '69
Frank Zappa was in Los Angeles in the summer of 1969


I went downtown and bought me some wine
Frank Zappa went to the city center and purchased some wine


Oh, I drank it down under the table
Frank Zappa drank the wine secretly, under the table


I said: watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label
Frank Zappa boasted about his drinking prowess, saying he would even eat the label on the wine bottle


Well I'm a wino man, Don't you know I am?
Frank Zappa identifies himself as a person who enjoys drinking wine excessively


36, 24, hips about 30
Frank Zappa describes a woman's body measurements


I seen a fine lady, And I started talkin' dirty
Frank Zappa saw an attractive woman and began making suggestive comments


Boy, she looked over at me, And she raised her thumb, She said: jam down the road You bum, bum, bum, bum
The woman disapproved of Frank Zappa's behavior and gestured for him to leave


I went to the country, And while I was gone, I lost control of my body functions
Frank Zappa went out to the countryside and became incontinent


On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn, I'm so ashamed, But I'm a wino man
Frank Zappa experienced the embarrassing incident on a woman's front lawn, but he attributes it to his love of wine


I can't help myself, I've been drinkin' all night, 'Til my eyes got red
Frank Zappa admits to heavy drinking until his eyes became bloodshot


Stumbled on the gutter, And busted my head, Bugs in my zoot suit, Been scratchin' like a dog
Frank Zappa had a nasty fall, hurt his head, and his clothing became infested with insects


I can't stand no water, And I stink like a hog
Frank Zappa was unable to tolerate water and had an unpleasant odor


Give me a five dollar bill, And an overcoat too, Give me a five dollar bill, And an overcoat too, A five dollar bill and an overcoat too, A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe
Frank Zappa begs for money and clothing since he is in a terrible condition




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Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa, Jeff Simmons

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Francisco Buendia Del Molino

L.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said: watch me now
I'm gonna eat the label
Well I'm a wino man
Don't you know I am?
36-24, hips about 30
I seen a fine lady
And I started talkin' dirty
Boy, she looked over at me
And she raised her thumb
She said: "Jam down the road
You bum, bum, bum, bum"
I'm a wino man
Don't you know I am?
I went to the country
And while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn
I'm so ashamed
But I'm a wino man
I can't help myself
I've been drinkin' all night
Till my eyes got red
Stumbled on the gutter
And busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit
Been scratchin' like a dog
I can't stand no water
And I stink like a hog
Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe



All comments from YouTube:

BigOldJimmy

Zappa can be addicting. He always surrounded himself with the best musicians he could find.

Raditz Pedro

It's lonely at the top, musically speaking that is.

Greg Baker

I love. Frank Zappa one of the most talented musicians who ever lived. RIP Flash............

Scott Gmazel

I used to indulge in Krank Frank weekends and play 'Why Dies it Hurt when I Pee' from Joe's Garage from the second story window of a former sorority house, turned rooming house, over the parking lot of the Christian Science Church next door after Sunday services.

I was too high on stolen asthma medication from a classmate to listen to The Torture Never Stops the first time I heard it

Leonard Ochs

The most under-rated great guitarist in rock. And oh so cool...

Georg Frank

Probably Zappa's best straightforward rock piece. That guitar intro kicks. The bass drives immensely.

FrenchFrysz669

Agreed man.

kirvin2

Awesome solo. It sounds like the worst binge and hangover ever. Frank was a friggen genius!!!

L. F.

Frank Zappa for president!!!!
My first album, still play it.
R.I.P

MeloLand

I love this song... fantastic

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