Da Na Na
Funkoars Lyrics

I'm from the crew that sets it off by sprayin' beer in your face,
We are a crew that makes a scene by throwing beer in people's faces.

Like a freak on the elevator I'mma fuck you up.
We will behave like a crazy person on an elevator and cause trouble.

Da na na...
A musical interlude.

Certified Wise in this bitch now "da na na",
We are about to show our skills and establish ourselves as the best in the game.

Sesta about to put my shit down "da na na",
Sesta is going to show everyone what he is capable of.

Who think they got the skill to try to top the bill when we rock for real.
We are the best in our field, and no one can come close when we get down to doing what we do best.

I'm that kinda guy you find bumpin' and grindin' blind,
I am the guy who will dance with anybody.

Tryin' to hit the finest bitch but I won't lie I'm no Bias.
I am trying to get with the most attractive women, but I am not discriminatory.

A ladies man I'm not, I got KD lang looking slags,
I am not good with women, and the ones I tend to attract are not very attractive themselves.

Want to know tags up on their fun bags, but fuck that.
I used to be interested in knowing details about women's bodies, but now I don't care.

I'm that hunch back, lumber jack looking scum bag,
I am not an attractive person.

With pick up lines like, "Mummy this can I touch that". (ooo come here)
I use cheesy pickup lines that are unlikely to work.

But I'm as charming as a heart attack and fact is,
I am not very charming.

Less attractive than eight Guy Sebastians,
I am less attractive than eight versions of the same person.

On crack with they back kicked in.
I am not sure what this line means.

Still I'm the sickest ever spitting the art and that's an acronym,
I am the best at rapping, which is why I am in this crew. S.I.C.K. may be an acronym, but it's not clear what it stands for.

This crowds packing in, I'll pick up tonight,
There are a lot of people here, and I am going to make the most of it by trying to pick up women.

And nine times out of ten I'm right before that one bit,
I am usually successful in my endeavors, but sometimes I am not.

I'll drink then let the ignorance kick in,
When I get drunk, I stop thinking clearly.

Skip the mix and then slip the dick in.
I will have sex with women without bothering to get to know them first.

If I have a kid I'll call it, "Oops Lady",
If I accidentally get someone pregnant, I will give the baby a ridiculous name.

Raise that baby and I'll pay for the school books.
I will provide financial support for the baby, but I am not likely to be very involved in its life.

Hons about to put my shit down "da na na",
Hons is going to show everyone what he is capable of.

Sketsy Hons about to put my shit down "da na na",
Another way of saying that Hons is going to show everyone what he is capable of.

The name's Hons I'm the type of guy you don't,
I am not the kind of person you would want to bring home to your parents.

Take home to meet your folks and that ain't no joke,
I would not make a good impression on your family.

I've got a slight abuse problem from a sick porn addiction,
I have some issues that make me behave inappropriately.

Not to mention booze, gambling and a freak fetish for kissing.
I have problems with alcohol and gambling, and I am also into unusual sexual behavior.

I'm a late bloomer, I don't wake till noon,
I am not a morning person.

I'm that dealer at the cashy you dropped your pay check to,
I am the kind of person who takes advantage of others, such as when they gamble away their paychecks.

On some freak bitch shit I act with cuntish behaviour,
I behave in very inappropriate ways when I am drunk and/or gambling.

I got randoms on repeat 'till I can beat Chris Money Maker.
I will keep gambling until I win and can be considered better than a professional player like Chris Moneymaker.

I'm that chauvinistic pig for you bitch rappers,
I am a very sexist person and do not respect women at all.

The piss maggot at the bar yelling, "shit happens".
I am the kind of person who complains and is unpleasant to be around.

At the Taj I'm twenty-fourty, taking stacks from Ben Affleck.
I am skilled at gambling and can win money from famous people like Ben Affleck.

Teenage heart throb, party to my heart stop,
I used to be very popular when I was younger, and I will party until I pass out.

And I'm out drinking crews right up 'til the tab at the bar stop.
I will keep drinking until last call at the bar, and I will not stop until then.

Start with Hons that shit is hopeless bro,
You don't want to start with Hons because he is too good.

Cause you ain't nothing but a tortoise tryin' to b-boy like Pinocchio.
You are not very good at dancing and should not try to imitate those who are.

Trigger Trial 'bout to put my shit down "da na na",
Trials is going to show everyone what he is capable of.

Well I'm the type of guy you find blind drunk,
I am the kind of person who gets very drunk and makes poor decisions.

Girl in the trunk tied up,
I have done terrible things in the past, such as kidnapping a woman.

'Bout to pick the kids and wife up.
Despite my terrible behavior, I have responsibilities like everyone else.

Eyes stuck 'cause sleep is rare,
I do not get enough sleep, so my eyes are always tired.

Beef with Trials then that beef ain't fair,
Don't start a fight with Trials because he is too good and it wouldn't be fair.

Steer clear! You in the cross hairs,
Stay away from me because I am dangerous.

Of a cat with nine lives with eight still spare,
I have been in dangerous situations many times and lived to tell the tale.

And a death wish, check the cast like Def Wish,
I am reckless and have a strong desire to take risks, like members of the rap group Def Wish Cast.

We park for breakfast where the largest breast is.
We will go to places where women with large breasts are likely to be found.

From B cups, C cups, double D cups,
We are interested in women with all different sizes of breasts.

At a little hippy show telling emo kids to cheer up.
We will go to places where people are feeling down and try to cheer them up, even though we are not very good at it.

I know being rich kiddies is hard,
I am sarcastic and do not think that rich people have real problems.

Like the world knows Tara Reid's titties are scarred.
Tara Reid is an actress who had a botched breast augmentation surgery, and everyone knows about it.

My finishing move's to change what you listening too,
My main goal is to make people listen to my music and try to get them to like it.

Hitting the brew 'till my brain cells missing a few,
I drink a lot of alcohol, which damages my brain cells.

All I do, rap about bitches and booze,
My music is mostly about women and alcohol.

You don't like it take a seat next to the bitches and boo, mother fuck fuck.
If you do not like my music, then you can leave.

"Yehhh, check it out,
An interlude where the performer is encouraging the audience to listen.

Yehhh, Like that,
Another way of encouraging the audience to engage with the music.

Check it, Check, Check it out,
An additional encouragement for the audience to pay attention to what is happening.

Reflux put your shit down "da na na",
Reflux is going to show everyone what he is capable of.