I'm a Vampire
Future Bible Heroes Lyrics

I never age and I'll never die
I am an immortal creature and will remain ageless forever

Unlike all the stars in the sky
I am not bound by the rules of the universe like the stars are

I'll be young forever
I will never age or grow old

But why?
Despite this, I do not understand the true purpose of my immortality

Cause I'm a vampire
I am a vampire, an immortal creature that feeds on blood

Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear
I do not care for the people that fall prey to my hunger

I am neither sweet nor sincere
I am not a kind or genuine creature

And I'd rather drink blood than beer
My preferred beverage of choice is blood, not beer

The sun will never touch me
I cannot be touched by the light of the sun

I abhor its filthy light
I strongly detest the light of the sun

I am the mistress of the damned
I am a powerful creature that rules over the damned

And of the children of the night
I am also in charge of the night creatures that roam the earth

I have all the love I need
I do not need love from others as I have a consistent source of sustenance

It is your blood I crave
I have a strong urge to feed on your blood

I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave
I am a powerful and feared being that is beyond human comprehension

I can turn into a bat
I have the ability to transform into a bat

I can cast the evil eye
I have the ability to place a curse on those who cross me

I have ever so much money
I have accumulated an immense amount of wealth over the course of my immortal life

I'm gorgeous and I can fly
I possess a striking appearance and the ability to fly

I survived the Inquisition
I have lived through the historical period known as the Inquisition

Been a harlot, been a queen
I have lived many different lives and held many different titles

Survived for seven hundred years
I have survived for 700 years

And still look seventeen
Despite my long life, I have retained my youthful appearance

Hon, one from whom you really should run
I am a danger to your well-being and you should flee from me

I despise the light of the sun
I have a strong hatred for the light of the sun

And I kill your kind just for fun
I take pleasure in hunting and killing humans

Cause I'm a vampire
My nature as a vampire leads me to engage in such behavior

Damn, I am what?
I am aware of my nature as a vampire, despite its monstrous tendencies

I am what I am
I am who I am, and cannot change my nature as an immortal vampire

And I am impossibly glam
I possess an otherworldly level of beauty and charm

And I am happy as a clam
Despite my violent and dangerous nature, I am content with my existence as a vampire

Cause I'm a vampire
My true identity as a vampire is the cause of my happiness

Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch
I am a creature that has an uncontrollable thirst for blood, and nothing can stop or satisfy it

A blood flow, a blood avalanche
My desire for blood is overwhelming and cannot be contained

I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas
My predatory instincts are like a relentless force of nature that cannot be stopped