I'm a Problem
Futuristic Lyrics

Stop that, any show, I betta rock that
I'll always put on a great show and leave the crowd begging for more.

When I drop that, Everybody finna' cop that
My music is so good that everyone wants to buy it as soon as it's released.

Nigga pop that, gettin' brain like a tophat
I'm getting oral sex so good that it feels like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat.

Ahead of my time, somebody rewind the clock back
I'm so innovative and ahead of my peers that they need to rewind time just to keep up with me.

And your boy keep goin', flex on a hater like my name Hulk Hogan
I keep pushing forward and showing off to my haters, just like Hulk Hogan flexing in the ring.

Scared em, Fear Factor, Joe Rogan
I make my haters scared like the contestants on Fear Factor, hosted by Joe Rogan.

You sing to a nigga like yo name Frank Ocean
You're being emotional and vulnerable towards me, just like the way Frank Ocean sings.

"Oh shit, did he just say that? Let me replay that
My lyrics are so shocking that people need to replay my songs to make sure they heard me correctly.

Yup, he did, I'm way mad
They realize that they did hear me correctly and get upset.

This the type of shit that really make me hate rap"
My lyrics are so intense that it makes people dislike the whole rap genre.

Calm the fuck down, ASAP
I'm telling people to calm down and not get too worked up over my lyrics.

I'm Futuristic, You recordin' on an 8-track
I'm ahead of my time while others are still using outdated technology.

And I got flow like I been rockin' a wave cap
My rhyming skills are as tight as if I've been wearing a wave cap to style my hair for years.

Pop up in the maybach, Put on the face mask
I ride in a Maybach limousine and wear a mask to look cool and secretive.

Let the AK (CLAP) Blow off ya name tag (haa)
I'm so violent that I'm willing to shoot someone and blow off their identification tag.

That's typical shit, but me ain't no typical kid
I'm not like other rappers who rap about typical things.

I got a typical chick, in a typical whip, but I promise baby girl this ain't no typical dick
While I may seem typical with my girlfriend and car, my sexual prowess is anything but typical.

I'm lyrically sick, mentally blessed, physically I'm pretty legit
I'm a great rapper with fantastic mental health and physical appearance.

And I told this chick to dip like a chip, her nigga ain't say shit like a typical bitch
I told a woman to leave her man and she did it quickly without any resistance, just like a typical unassertive woman.

I'm the biggest problem you can't solve it, math equation
I'm such a big problem that no one can figure me out, just like a difficult math problem.

I'm the future I see the future like That's So Raven
I'm ahead of my time and can see things coming just like the character Raven in the TV show That's So Raven.

I'm goin' hard just like a boner but no masturbation
I'm going hard and working intensely, just like an erection, but without any distractions.

I'm spittin' on all of these hoes, ejaculation
I'm metaphorically ejaculating on all of my female listeners with my amazing rap skills.

K.i.D too real nigga, bars artist, still nigga
I'm a real rapper with bars so good that I'm an artist, and I'm still proud of my roots.

Your songs don't hit at all, you spit shit I don't feel nigga
Your music is bad and I don't like it at all.

You walk like you wear heels nigga, you thought you gonna pass fo me
You're walking in a feminine manner and thought you'd be able to trick people into thinking you're me.

Spit flames like propane, you thought you goin' gas me?
You thought you'd be able to ignite me and make me angry with your insults, but I'm too powerful.

Never that cause I'm never wack, Nigga I don't stop till the song done
I never put out bad music and I always keep going until the song is finished.

Tell these guys to keep the hoes I'm the type of nigga they mom want
I'm so charming and likable that mothers would want me to date their daughters.

Your dad thinks I'm a great guy because I call him mister
I'm polite towards your father and he likes me for it.

So when I'm done with your mom, he wants me to date your sister (Wow)
Your father likes me so much that he wants me to date your sister after I'm done dating your mother.

Pow! Right in the kisser, Runnin' shit so long that I got blisters
I'm so successful and dominant that I'm causing pain to others with my actions.

This is my world because I'm a star, I'm solely sorry you not on my system dog
I'm famous and successful, and sorry that you can't be a part of my elite circle.

Oh you do this super duper, can't keep up, you's a loser
You think you're so great but you can't keep up with me, so you're a loser.

You could have a moped, you could have a boat, you could have a bike, you could have a scooter
You could have any type of vehicle, but you still can't keep up with me.

You could have Steve Jobs build a computer
You could have the greatest technology and still not be able to compete with me.

Nigga I'm a problem and you can't solve it
I'm such a big problem that no one can figure out how to deal with me.

Calculators, hours later, and all you niggas is gettin' it wrong
Even with a calculator and plenty of time, others still can't understand or solve the problem that is me.

It's not your fault you're hella dumb, Bein' this real is hella fun, Yeah
It's not your fault that you can't understand me, but I still enjoy being true to myself.

Me and Futuristic, fuck your heart, show me statistics dog
Futuristic and I don't care about emotions, just data and success.

Start that, I'mma show you where the heart at
Let me start the music and I'll show you where the true emotions are in my lyrics.

Doin' this a lifetime, show you where my art at
I've been rapping for my whole life and I'll show you where my true artistic talents lie.

Pull my dick out, yo momma had a heart attack
I'm so good in bed that your mother had a heart attack when she saw my penis.

Leave the mic, fishing rod, now it's just an artifact
I'm so good at rapping that I can easily catch and dominate the microphone.

You're official like NFL replacement referees
You may seem official, but you're really subpar and inferior to me.

I was bigger than your daddy, actually when I was 17
I was more successful and powerful than your father was at my age.

Out in Vegas, with your momma, and her recipe
I was in Las Vegas with your mother and her secret formula for success.

For destiny, Destruction, and a thousand hits of Ketamine
Her formula involved fate, chaos, and a powerful hallucinogenic drug.

Kyle the Problem, Futuristic the Problem, SK4MC the Problem Bitchh (Can't nobody stop em!)
All three of us are powerful and dominant in our rap careers and no one can stop us.

On the porch, like a pimp and shit
I'm hanging out on the porch like a pimp and feeling like a boss.

Never used crutches but I gotta limp and shit
I've never been physically injured, but I still act like I have a limp for style and to look cool.

I heard y'all niggas want beef, well tonight I fixed up shrimp and shit
I know that you want to fight me, but I'm not interested and would rather enjoy some shrimp cuisine.

It's imminent that your feminine, and your pockets make a synonym
It's obvious that you're feminine and your wealth is synonymous with poverty.

For a dinner made of Mickey D's and a king-sized bag of M&Ms
All you can afford for a fancy meal is fast food and candy.

I'm the- I'm the biggest problem fuck your life, eat jerky bacon
I am such a massive problem that your life is insignificant and I can afford to eat expensive jerky bacon.

In the- In the future I gave you sutures hospital patient
In the future, I caused you physical damage and had to go to the hospital.

If you're trying to solve it, you must have little patience
If you're attempting to understand or solve the problem that is me, you need a lot of patience and perseverance.

Kyle, Futuristic, SK on the track (This time you're wastin')
All three of us are collaborating on this track and if you don't enjoy it, you're wasting your time.