Their first single, “Welcome to the Internet” was released to critical acclaim shortly after. A number of other singles followed, including one centered around the video game Halo 2, which included a video that was downloaded over 500,000 times.
On February 21, 2006, the Futuristic Sex Robotz released “Hotel Coral Essex”, their full length debut. The entire album was offered in DRM free .mp3 format at no charge. Demonstrating a much broader range of styles than the previous singles, the album became quite popular in some internet communities. Popular culture references include the movies Back to the Future and Hackers (film), filesharing applications such as Hotline Connect, Star Trek, internet porn, and livejournals.
Their website http://www.futuristicsexrobotz.com/ has been down for a while, and the band has faded into obscurity, but you can still find copies of the album floating around on BitTorrent trackers.
Also a fan has re-uploaded the collection to the similar website http://futuristicsexrobotz.net/.
If I Ruled The World
Futuristic Sex Robotz Lyrics
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In my world, Linux never existed,
Linus Torvalds was born disfigured,
It was too much for his parents to take,
So they locked him in the car and then they pushed it in a lake,
Steve Jobs was murdered by his gay lover elf,
And I finished off Bill Gates by myself,
If I ruled the world, your door would be unlocked,
I'd download all my music in MP3s,
And wouldn't fear retribution from record companies,
Movies would be free 'cause they all suck cock,
And I wouldn't have Armageddon bustin' my block.
Motherboard:
If I ruled the world, (Coaxke: All the hackers would unite.)
I'd free all my sons, (Coaxke: Have a picnic at the beach, fly an internet kite.)
Black diamonds and pearls,
If I ruled the world. (Coaxke: Furries wouldn't get to fuck underage girls.)
Coaxke:
If I ruled the world, I'd make the man give me head,
Hack into Fark and delete all of the threads,
Release all the info that wants to be free,
And convince the music biz not to fear MP3s,
Make Bill Gates pay to build the monorail,
Replace the viaduct, and get my friends out of jail,
Give the world iPods made of solid gold,
And release the cure for the common cold.
Motherboard:
If I ruled the world, (Coaxke: All the hackers would unite.)
I'd free all my sons, (Coaxke: Have a picnic at the beach, fly an internet kite.)
Black diamonds and pearls,
If I ruled the world. (Coaxke: Furries wouldn't get to fuck underage girls.)
Subrandom:
If I ruled the world I'd roll up with my squad piece,
Step out the Escalade with my studded cod-piece,
Walk up in the club full of gay married couples,
My pants come down as I undo my buckle,
If I ruled the world, they'd accept my ways,
And the Nerdcore scene wouldn't hate on gays,
If I ruled the world, my cock would be long,
And I'd rock a LAN party in an edible thong,
I'd find a genie and he'd grant me three wishes,
Motherfucker, they're all about penises,
My world was perfect 'til I got high on meth,
And then I got that horse to fuck me to death.
Motherboard:
If I ruled the world, (Coaxke: All the hackers would unite.)
I'd free all my sons, (Coaxke: Have a picnic at the beach, fly an internet kite.)
Black diamonds and pearls,
If I ruled the world. (Coaxke: Furries wouldn't get to fuck underage girls.)
Motherboard:
And you walk up to the Gibson, hand in hand,
Walk up to the Gibson, hack it man.
Recycle Bin:
Lindsay Lohan would have never lost weight,
And all the porno she was in would be great,
I'd never see a dick in a titty community,
There's other fuckin' places for that kinda nudity,
My Empornium ratio would always be at 1,
No one would seed shit where the bitches weigh a ton,
FSR videos introduced by Razor and Blade,
And ZeroCool would finally get laid,
Cereal would find a pair of rollerblade sandals,
And Joey would get himself a 1337 ass handle,
We'd all have them Japanese toilets for stoolin',
If I ruled the world, it'd be great, no foolin'.
Motherboard:
If I ruled the world, (Coaxke: All the hackers would unite.)
I'd free all my sons, (Coaxke: Have a picnic at the beach, fly an Internet kite.)
Black diamonds and pearls,
If I ruled the world. (Coaxke: Furries wouldn't get to fuck underage girls.)
Nerd, please.
The song "If I Ruled The World" by Futuristic Sex Robotz is a satirical take on what the world would be like if the hackers ruled it. The lyrics are a mix of humor and absurdity, with each verse presenting a different scenario of what the world would be like under hacker control. Offering a critique on the current state of technology and its limitations the song suggests that hackers would make the world more fun, free and less problematic. From deleting all threads on Fark to releasing a cure for cold, the lyrics seek to envision a world without the restrictions of the mainstream system. They take a jibe at the record companies, Bill Gates, and the music biz that try to limit what people can do with their music.
The verses by PC Speakers and Coaxke discuss the eliminations of threats to the hacker world, including the deletion of hacking threats and the elimination of record company restrictions over downloaded music. Motherboard's verse has a more positive and unifying tone, speaking of freeing all the hacker sons and having a picnic at the beach with internet kites. It also includes a line, "Furries wouldn't get to fuck underage girls," which is a direct criticism of the furry fandom that has had a history of controversy regarding underage fans.
Subrandom's verse takes a darker turn as they mention their ideal world which includes a studded codpiece and an edible thong. This is followed by a rather disturbing and sudden ending where they mention getting high on meth and then getting killed by a horse. The song ends with an upbeat verse from Recycle Bin that gives a lighthearted take on various topics including Lindsay Lohan, Cereal, and Joey.
Line by Line Meaning
In my world, Linux never existed,
Linux would not exist if I ruled the world.
Linus Torvalds was born disfigured,
Linus Torvalds would have been born disfigured if I ruled the world.
It was too much for his parents to take,
Linus Torvalds' parents were unable to handle his disfigurement.
So they locked him in the car and then pushed it in a lake,
Linus Torvalds' parents killed him by drowning him in a car.
Steve Jobs was murdered by his gay lover elf,
Steve Jobs was killed by his gay elf lover if I ruled the world.
And I finished off Bill Gates by myself,
I killed Bill Gates single-handedly if I ruled the world.
If I ruled the world, your door would be unlocked,
If I was in charge of the world, your door would always be unlocked.
And I'd teach your Mom not to fear my cock,
I would teach your mother not to fear my genitalia if I ruled the world.
I'd download all my music in MP3s,
I would download all of my music in MP3 format if I ruled the world.
And wouldn't fear retribution from record companies,
I would not be afraid of punishment from record companies.
Movies would be free 'cause they all suck cock,
All films would be free of charge because they are all terrible, if I ruled the world.
And I wouldn't have Armageddon bustin' my block.
My neighborhood would not be destroyed by Armageddon if I ruled the world.
If I ruled the world, I'd make the man give me head,
If I had control over the world, men would be forced to perform oral sex on me.
Hack into Fark and delete all of the threads,
I would hack into Fark and delete all of the threads if I ruled the world.
Release all the info that wants to be free,
I would make all information freely available if I ruled the world.
And convince the music biz not to fear MP3s,
I would persuade the music industry to not be afraid of MP3 files.
Make Bill Gates pay to build the monorail,
Bill Gates would be responsible for funding the construction of a monorail if I ruled the world.
Replace the viaduct, and get my friends out of jail,
I would replace the viaduct and free my incarcerated friends if I ruled the world.
Give the world iPods made of solid gold,
Everyone in the world would receive a solid gold iPod if I ruled the world.
And release the cure for the common cold.
The cure for the common cold would be made widely available if I ruled the world.
If I ruled the world I'd roll up with my squad piece,
If I was in charge of the world, I would arrive with my crew and weapons.
Step out the Escalade with my studded cod-piece,
I would emerge from my Escalade wearing a studded codpiece.
Walk up in the club full of gay married couples,
I would enter a venue filled with gay married couples.
My pants come down as I undo my buckle,
My pants would fall down as I unfasten my belt.
If I ruled the world, they'd accept my ways,
If I were in control of the world, everyone would accept my lifestyle choices.
And the Nerdcore scene wouldn't hate on gays,
The Nerdcore music scene would not discriminate against homosexuals.
If I ruled the world, my cock would be long,
If I had power over the world, my genitals would be much larger.
And I'd rock a LAN party in an edible thong,
I would wear an edible thong to a LAN party if I were in charge of the world.
I'd find a genie and he'd grant me three wishes,
I would find a genie and be granted three wishes if I ruled the world.
Motherfucker, they're all about penises,
All of my wishes would be related to my genitalia.
My world was perfect 'til I got high on meth,
Everything was great in my world until I started using methamphetamine.
And then I got that horse to fuck me to death.
I was killed by a horse while engaging in sexual acts with it.
Lindsay Lohan would have never lost weight,
If I were in charge of the world, Lindsay Lohan would never have lost weight.
And all the porno she was in would be great,
All of the pornography Lindsay Lohan has appeared in would be phenomenal if I ruled the world.
I'd never see a dick in a titty community,
In my perfect world, there would not be male genitalia present in areas meant for breasts.
There's other fuckin' places for that kinda nudity,
There are other locations designed for that type of openness to sexual expression.
My Empornium ratio would always be at 1,
If I had control of the world, my Empornium ratio would always be optimal.
No one would seed shit where the bitches weigh a ton,
In my world, people would not share subpar content in areas where women are overweight.
FSR videos introduced by Razor and Blade,
FSR videos would be introduced by Razor and Blade if I ruled the world.
And ZeroCool would finally get laid,
ZeroCool would have sex for the first time in my world.
Cereal would find a pair of rollerblade sandals,
Cereal would come across the perfect pair of rollerblade sandals in my world.
And Joey would get himself a 1337 ass handle,
Joey would obtain an elite butt accessory if I were in charge of the world.
We'd all have them Japanese toilets for stoolin',
Everyone would have access to high-tech Japanese toilets for defecation if I ruled the world.
If I ruled the world, it'd be great, no foolin'.
My reign over the world would be exceptional without a doubt.
And you walk up to the Gibson, hand in hand,
You and your companion would walk up to the Gibson while holding hands.
Walk up to the Gibson, hack it man.
You would hack into the Gibson computer system.
Nerd, please.
I am dismissing any objections or rebuttals from those who are not as intelligent as I am.
Contributed by Dylan L. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
McNabbot
14 years after hearing this song I still don't know wtf an 'internet kite' is.
Conor
I literally don't remember posting this. I am anonymous to myself. This is what it is all about.
Conor
The visual embodiment of freedom
Casey Gilmore
I’ll literally never tire of listening to fsr
Justin Johnson
This track has shaped my youth
Conor
@Dar[win] Imagine having the push the real sex robots away to find the REAL sex robots. Must be nice, Mr= Moneybags.
DaBossk
@Dar[win] nostalgia bois
Dar[win]
Justin Johnson couldn’t even find the band for a sec cus all I could find is where to buy a sex robot lol if only they made music now that the internet is what it is
Care.
listening to this while having the common cold
TomC0
Lucky