Piano Man
G-Unit (T.O.S.) Lyrics

I'ma work of art
I am a unique and talented individual

A ghetto version of Mozart, yeah
I am like Mozart, but from the ghetto

I move the keys, they call me the piano man
I excel at playing the piano, and people refer to me as the piano man

I'm classically trained nobody do it better, man
I have received formal training in classical music and am very skilled

I do my thang, me and my beretta, man
I am proficient in both music and violence

I got that girl you wanna come and get her, man
I have a desirable woman who others desire

Call me the piano man
People refer to me as the piano man

Cartier glasses, Cartier belt
I am fashion-conscious and wear luxury items from Cartier

Cartier watch, tell me time somewhere else
My expensive Cartier watch is a status symbol and I don't care about the actual time

Like Germany Sweden and Serbia
I am well-traveled and have been to those countries before

Nigga, one, two birds and I'm servin? ya
I can sell you drugs with ease

I'ma ball like Julius, Erving, Iverson and Manning
I am a skilled athlete and a great competitor

I got that cannon in that two door Phantom
I have a gun in my fancy car

Nigga hundred EX shit suicide doors
My car has extravagant features like suicide doors

Get a top or low fade, now, the body lookin? hard
I can get a stylish haircut and my body looks good

These snake ass niggas is reptiles
Some people are treacherous and behave like snakes

Till I shoot ?em up and fill ?em up with projectiles
I am willing to use violence against those who threaten me

Yay' got the best styles, Yay' got the best clothes
I am fashion-forward and have the best clothes

Yay' got the best weed, Yay' got the best hoes, yeah
I have the best marijuana and women

Fresh out the rim shot, my wheels tick-tock
I have newly customized rims that make a ticking sound when I drive

My steel six shot, the paint flip flop
My gun has six bullets and my car's paint changes colors

My charm truckie, that's why they wanna fuck me
My charm and likability attract women

207 McLaren body like Bucky
I have a McLaren car that I compare to a superhero's body

Old head get rusty and I'm a can of oil
People who are old and outdated are like rusty instruments, while I am still fresh

And if hip hop do die a 100 grand'll boil
If hip hop were to die, it would be a big loss financially

Show up at your bougie event give your body harm
I can cause trouble at a fancy event

Slide you all over the stage like Omarion
I can move someone around like a dance, like Omarion does

Don't need a party, calm on the Pepsi and Bacardi bomb
I don't need to party, just drink a Pepsi and Bacardi drink

Bail ain't nothin? I make a Gotti bond
I can easily afford bail or make a payment like a mafia boss

Magician, I can make a dollar flip
I am skilled at making money

Stick a whole Corona bottle in a model chick
I can insert a beer bottle into a model woman's body

I'm richer than a muhfucka ridin? in a dirty ass Phantom
I am very wealthy and better off than someone driving a dirty luxury car

We kill undercovers, down here we can't stand ?em
We will kill police officers who are undercover, as we don't like them in our area

Fill up the door panels and stuff the floor boards
I can hide drugs and other illegal items in my car

I can fit a hundred in a Honda Accord
I can fit a lot of people in my Honda Accord car

Blood of a drug lord, brain of a baller
I have the qualities of both a drug lord and a skilled athlete

Hand of a hustler, I'm all about a dollar
I am skilled at making money and am focused on profits

Everybody?s a customer, nobodies a friend
I view everyone as a potential customer rather than a true friend

Somebody?s gotta do it, anybody can win
Someone needs to engage in crime, as anyone can succeed at it

If I did it then I can do it now
I am confident in my ability to succeed in anything I've done before

When we get ?em in we can ship ?em out
When we obtain drugs, we can distribute them to others

A Gucci briefcase, dressed in a suit and tie
I carry a luxury Gucci briefcase and dress formally

Cartiers, you can tell that I
My Cartier accessories indicate my wealth and style