Canada
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Запах суки на подушке она пахнет как Шанель

Сука приведёт подружек сука любит мой бордель

Я не фара но нас любят словно дети карамель

Я поджигаю пироман я как весенняя капель

Левый поворот хоу правый поворот хоу

Поворотник я врубаю этой суке прямо в рот

Я оттуда выезжаю я врубаю задний ход

Задний ход режим ракеты залетаю я на спот

Эй нет не занимаюсь фонограммой

Я сниму про себя фильм и назову это рекламой

Подойдёшь ко мне поближе станешь лишь мой охраной

Пэрис реп по битам и я опять в твоей программе

Сразу после выходных выходные дни

Целый день лежу в потели больше стафа навали

Красный цвет от светофора не пробьёт мои очки

Зато сквозь них я вижу сразу в сеточку её чулки

Я машина для убийства вместо лина пью Колгон

Я колготки разрываю разрываю весь район

Твой район это помойка мой похож на Comic-Con

Держу вайфу на прицеле нахуй храмы нет икон

Old school биты

Фристайл понты

Все мои подруги свита

Я ослеп от красоты

All in ин ян

Где мой кальян

Я играю в покер кешем

Ты на казино вулкан

Old school биты

Фристайл понты

Все мои подруги свита

Я ослеп от красоты

All in ин ян

Где мой кальян

Я играю в покер кешем

Ты на казино вулкан пау

Ленин на плече

Я сижу не на бутылке я кайфую на свече

Я сижу на кирпиче

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь погорячей

Ленин на плече

Я сижу не на бутылке я кайфую на свече

Я сижу на кирпиче

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь по горячей

Ленин на плече

Это это это это это это это это это

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь по горячей

Ленин на плече да ты что

Я сижу не на бутылке я кайфую на свече

Я сижу на кирпиче

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь погорячей да да да да

Да да да да

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to G.O.O.F.'s song "Canada" are in Russian and may require some context to fully understand their meaning. However, from a general perspective, the lyrics appear to depict a hedonistic and rebellious lifestyle, with references to promiscuity, the singer's love for his own "bordello," and a disregard for authority.

The lyrics also showcase a sense of self-confidence and defiance, with lines like "I'm not a lighthouse, but they love us like candy" and "I'm a pyromaniac, I'm like a spring raindrop." The singer asserts their control and dominance, with references to manipulating traffic lights to make a girl perform oral sex and driving in reverse like a rocket.

The lyrics also touch upon the singer's self-image and fame, stating that they are not involved in playback and will make a film about themselves as advertisement. The song also includes references to pop culture, mentioning Paris Hilton and comparing their neighborhood to Comic-Con.

Overall, the lyrics of "Canada" showcase a rebellious and self-confident attitude, emphasizing a carefree and hedonistic lifestyle.

Line by Line Meaning

Запах суки на подушке она пахнет как Шанель
The scent of a bitch on the pillow, she smells like Chanel

Сука приведёт подружек сука любит мой бордель
The bitch will bring her friends, the bitch loves my brothel

Я не фара но нас любят словно дети карамель
I'm not a car, but they love us like candy children

Я поджигаю пироман я как весенняя капель
I ignite like a pyromaniac, I'm like a spring-drop

Левый поворот хоу правый поворот хоу
Left turn, whoa, right turn, whoa

Поворотник я врубаю этой суке прямо в рот
I turn on the blinker, I shove it straight into the bitch's mouth

Я оттуда выезжаю я врубаю задний ход
I'm leaving from there, I engage reverse gear

Задний ход режим ракеты залетаю я на спот
Reverse gear, rocket mode, I fly into the spot

Эй нет не занимаюсь фонограммой
Hey, no, I'm not dealing with phonograms

Я сниму про себя фильм и назову это рекламой
I'll make a film about myself and call it advertising

Подойдёшь ко мне поближе станешь лишь мой охраной
You approach me closer, you'll become only my guard

Пэрис реп по битам и я опять в твоей программе
Paris rap to the beats and I'm back in your program

Сразу после выходных выходные дни
Right after the weekend, days off

Целый день лежу в потели больше стафа навали
All day lying in sweat, piling up more stuff

Красный цвет от светофора не пробьёт мои очки
The red color from the traffic light won't break my glasses

Зато сквозь них я вижу сразу в сеточку её чулки
But through them, I see her stockings immediately

Я машина для убийства вместо лина пью Колгон
I'm a killing machine, instead of lines, I drink Colgon

Я колготки разрываю разрываю весь район
I rip tights, I tear up the whole neighborhood

Твой район это помойка мой похож на Comic-Con
Your area is a dump, mine is like Comic-Con

Держу вайфу на прицеле нахуй храмы нет икон
I keep the wife in sight, fuck temples, no icons

Old school биты
Old school beats

Фристайл понты
Freestyle bragging

Все мои подруги свита
All my girlfriends are a suite

Я ослеп от красоты
I'm blinded by beauty

All in ин ян
All in, Yin

Где мой кальян
Where's my hookah

Я играю в покер кешем
I play poker for cash

Ты на казино вулкан
You're at the Vulkan casino

Ленин на плече
Lenin on my shoulder

Я сижу не на бутылке я кайфую на свече
I'm not sitting on a bottle, I'm enjoying on a candle

Я сижу на кирпиче
I'm sitting on a brick

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь погорячей
This is worse than a crocodile, my blood is hotter

Ленин на плече
Lenin on my shoulder

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь по горячей
This is worse than a crocodile, my blood is hotter

Ленин на плече
Lenin on my shoulder

Это это это это это это это это это
This, this, this, this, this, this, this

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь по горячей
This is worse than a crocodile, my blood is hotter

Ленин на плече да ты что
Lenin on my shoulder, what are you saying

Я сижу не на бутылке я кайфую на свече
I'm not sitting on a bottle, I'm enjoying on a candle

Я сижу на кирпиче
I'm sitting on a brick

Это хуже крокодила моя кровь погорячей да да да да
This is worse than a crocodile, my blood is hotter, yes, yes, yes, yes

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Comments from YouTube:

@Ceb773

1y↑2.2K

As a Canadian, you can trust me that you will not hear any of that slang anywhere but Toronto. Drunk buddy is way more on point

@Frey_64

1y↑30

True

@colinmeloche6735

1y↑99

true the slang that girl was talking is utter bullshit and iv never heard it before living in canada 25 years...

@sakurya972

1y↑10

Yeah man I never heard any of that shit in my whole life.

@dom4591

1y↑101

@@colinmeloche6735 it's a Toronto / Scarborough slang. I hear it a lot. But the first guy is way more traditionally Canadian.

@colinmeloche6735

@@dom4591 i get its a toronto thing but collectively they sound like they have 30 iq

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@joelblizzard160

1y↑1.3K

That Toronto accent is definitely it's own thing. The guys at the Stampede are more what you'll hear across the country

@LO-lm4zh

1y↑41

*ting

@WiseOwl_1408

1y↑8

I've never heard a dude like him before. 35 years in Ontario. Not the GTA

@Wuqz

1y↑8

it's fairly common across all of Ontario, with the exception of small towns.. and the province consists of 50% of the country's population.
it might as well be considered Canada's 3rd language at this point lol.

@badabing2302

1y↑22

Never heard anyone in bc talk like that dude in the cowboy hat unless they get out of a truck with a Alberta plate on it.

@ASAPKody

1y↑2

So like you gotta pay to watch full videos now? I only see previews. Thats lame af

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@Shamino1

1y↑950

You got to love that the Toronto slang is all just Jamaican Terms from the 1970's.

@stomper2139

1y↑67

Can confirm. I work with 5 Jamaican dudes in a slaughterhouse and I can't stop saying mandem now.

@loveinthematrix

1y↑69

Black culture is at the heart of everything interesting

@urmumsbaps

1y↑39

It's basically London UK slang but from 10 years ago

@marsoblivi0n945

1y↑8

@@loveinthematrix haha

@DeadPixel27

@@loveinthematrix least cringe white guilt comment of the year

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@itsDeej.

1y↑584

the Canadians being hammered is the most Canadian thing about these videos

@FailMatt

1y↑20

@@Oxin26 we're do-gooders and kind yes, but we give 'er while having a mickey or downing a 2-4 too bud

@kartier9083

1y↑3

@@Oxin26 have you been to the east coast lol

@blindidi0t91

1y↑1

@@Oxin26 They are extremely drunk

@dom4591

1y↑2

@@Oxin26 you've never heard of Newfies being drinkers lol?

@lucidblicky7642

1y↑3

@@dom4591 Its literally the only thing they got out there. The east coast is so dull, halifax is essentially a city of bars

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@MsNinjani

1y↑713

"Toronto slang" is strongly influenced by Jamaican and Somali immigrant communities, and their Canadian descendants. They are a strong cultural force in the Greater Toronto Area. So a lot of words from their dialects have been incorporated into everyday speech, even among people of other races (i.e. wagwan, mosh up, yute, ting, bucktee, wallahi). This is also why there is a resemblance to UK slang, as they are similarly influenced by immigrant communities. The regional slang is rounded out by the influence of African American vernacular.

Eventually the blend of cultures took a life of it's own in the Toronto region, sprouting more regional dialect (Ahlie, mans, wasteman, reach, run that, mod, bare ____).
Edit: I'm aware these aren't only in Toronto. I'm just trying to say it's not a 1:1 exact copy of patois, and does not sound exactly the same as a recent immigrant's speech.

Maybe cro/crodie too. Americans, do you use this one?

@mindslaw4961

1y↑13

Mans, wasteman, mod and bare aren't Toronto/Canadian-specific either

@TheIronDuke9

1y↑11

You're right and a lot of T slang depends on the communities you hang with still - Italians in Woodbridge throw in slang that Asians over in Markham won't use as much but they have their own slang too still and sometimes you hear ethnic slang come out of the mouths of people you never expect it all depends on the circles you run with still

@deagle2yadome696

1y↑9

“guys we blacks invented da slang in Canada n sheeit” We Wuz Inventin Slangs!!! You wypipo just steal everything lmao mayo monkeys gon mayo monkey doe 😂

@turnip5359

1y↑3

@@deagle2yadome696 bix nood

@JahmBProducts

1y↑20

Some people make a mockery of it and become a caricature of the culture, like the black dude and white chick in this clip. They're so over exaggerative with it. I'm from Toronto and my background is Caribbean, it's so cringe when I see these fools do this.

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@sparda_

1y↑259

first dude has a global canadian accent, all the others just sound like toronto roadmen

@turnip5359

1y↑4

Yeah hahahah, it's like they watched kidulthood once

@Lumber_jocks

1y↑16

That dude is definitely using Albertan slang. I’m from mid western Ontario and the shit they say on Letterkenny is closer to what I say than the first dude. And don’t get me started on Newfie slang. You can fill a whole dictionary with words only used with Newfoundlanders lmao

@kenclarke5966

1y↑10

ahahahaha Toronto roadmen ahahahahahaaa

@nutchunder

1y↑1

@@Lumber_jocks the maritimers sure do have a way with words

@56008

@@kenclarke5966 who says ahahaha just say lol

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@kneek0o

1y↑476

Toronto accent is truly something else.

@davidbreitwieser3591

1y↑52

I work in Toronto and I can’t take the kids who speak like that seriously 😂

@scroopynoopers2892

1y↑6

6ix tings

@T0asty-

1y↑6

oh fuck yeah bud

@iphuckfood991

1y↑1

Honestly its cringe. Grow the fuck up.

@clxxxvii.

1y↑7

Probably the most interesting and also the absolute silliest accent I've ever heard. It was very hilarious to realize what I was hearing. We have kids who have that same inflection nearly everywhere English speaking, it's the sound of lame-os trying to sound cool by emulating the accents and mannerisms of who they perceive as cool. It's hard to articulate so I hope you get what I mean. It's crazy, I didn't know even thick Canadian accents had the same archetype of person. They don't talk like that at home I bet, it's like a kind of code switching. Definitely assuming a lot here, but once I heard it and what she was saying I couldn't disssociate it from that. Also this might be nothing because I am tripping hard rn this took a long time to write ✍️

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@CB-py7lc

1y↑65

"Toronto man" slang is WAY different than the stereotypical slang you hear about from the rest of the country. Being born and raised in Toronto I can confirm.

@MC-ml3cn

As a Canadian, the people from Toronto just sound Ghetto from living next to the USA. They don't sound Canadian at all, I would have guessed they are from Chicago or something.

@pIaceholderhandle

1y↑67

The slang used by the second man and the first woman is heard almost exclusively in Toronto. It is, for the most part, bastardized jamaican patois. Definitely wouldn't say it is representative of the slang typically used across the country.

@keyboardmouse7699

1y↑4

Bastardized Jamaican patois 😂

@alexjonesbones4753

the only people that talk like that outside of Toronto are high schoolers that try to be ghetto.

@JA-jx1hk

It’s a bastardized imitation of an already bastardized language. Explains why it’s so horrific.

@TheFancyDucky

1y↑123

😂😂 we'd need a whole series to cover all the slang

@felixculpa3520

1y↑2

Great idea! We could call it "Letterkenny," or something. -- meow.

@gregormonkey

Oh yeah no fer sher bud, it's a ripper. But check ça ben don il y a two official langues in Canada and plenty more unofficial ones. I'd love to see an even more in-depth Channel 5 report on slang and subculture throughout Canada, though it'd be a hell of an undertaking :D

@MC-ml3cn

As a Canadian, the people from Toronto just sound Ghetto from living next to the USA. They don't sound Canadian at all, I would have guessed they are from Chicago or something.

@bull-black_nova

1y↑19

It was nice that Andrew wore his Canadian tuxedo for this.

@Bcosmo555

1y↑74

As a Canadian I find I mostly use the word "Eh" at the end of a statement to turn it into a question. 2 Examples: "So you're going to that party tonight, eh?" or "This beer's pretty good, eh?"

The first example is like asking a question by assuming the answer. The second is making a statement and then asking the other guy to chime in.

@LogsMaggot

1y↑6

That's precisely what we do in Italian, too. Great to see we're not the only ones ahah

@ezo2161

1y↑4

Same in eastern Scotland

@icyjiub2228

1y↑4

I'm down here in Florida, bounced between here and North Carolina and its basically how we'd use aint it or we'd honestly have an eh but its honestly somewhere between a huh and a *ugh*.

@popuppete

1y↑5

Yep. You summarize how I’ve always viewed it.
You say “eh” as either to make a statement passive or provide an opening for further input.

@levicowan9564

1y↑2

If you're a stanger and mumble something to me I will involuntarily respond 'EH??'

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@lduff155

1y↑68

Only people from Toronto would claim "Cheesed" is Canadian. Pretty sure I heard this on a Nikelodeon show in the early 90's.

@afromanftw

1y↑5

Toronto people could start talking like the guy at the stampede, and claim they started it lol

@Darkdjinn79

1y↑4

Dude, most Nick shows in the 80s and 90s were filmed in Canada

@turnip5359

1y↑1

Cheesed off

@111matt

its definitely canadian

@starofdabloc

It’s something old people used to say instead of swear words back in the day 😂😂

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@bungalo50

1y↑24

This video needs more Tabarnak

@Manuel-px4qw

1y↑2

And some criss in and there

@ClutchTFS

1y↑1

Touché

@alipennington3764

Tete de merde is my favorite 😂😂

@ImUrZaddy

F off Quebec nobody likes you

@deffjaytron

1y↑17

From BC. So much of this slang I have not heard of before. Fuckin give'r!!!

@ChronicCast

1y↑3

come to ontario fam haha

@Applebomb8D

1y↑2

im from the toronto area and I only hear a few of these and when its said its ironic. These people do not represent many Canadians.

@ChronicCast

1y↑1

@@Applebomb8D Oshawa yute

@NoFapKing

1y↑2

Oh fuck yeah bud

@pluumpiiboi3434

welcome to GTA cringe-fest slang

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@americannightmare2109

1y↑3

Thanks for uploading segments 1000 times.

@MrHammerman97

1y↑19

Fun Fact: The Term "Eh" comes from the Scottish "Aye" which has many meanings. One of them is to confirm, or to pose a question to someone. Huge European influence.

@cyberia___

23w

Yeah I can see that being the case

@othelliusmaximus

1y↑4

This was the most Toronto thing I've seen in a while.

@1ntoTheAbyss

1y↑5

I’m not from Cananada but a term i heard from a video before is “soaker”. Like when you step in a puddle and your sock gets all wet they call it a soaker.

@aerozz8851

1y↑22

Not in BC man. Never heard this shit in my life. Things get kinda weird to the east, eh?

@doncheadle898

1y↑7

nah its jus Toronto bro

@13odman

1y↑2

Yeah, BC doesn't have a lot of slang like that. We just talk normal lol. "Ya no for sure", "Eh" , and the odd "Bud" . that's about it.

@AoE2Replays

1y↑1

Dude Quebec here, never heard of this shit before in my life. It must be a toronto thing

@ChronicCast

1y↑1

yeah bud. We got a whole culture out east here. Someone from UOT did a research paper on Toronto slang and where it evolves from years ago. It's quite interesting. It's a mix of slang from multiple different cultures mostly Somali and Jamaican.

@mkid5173

@@marej0099 The guys are in Calgary the girl is Toronto. Only the first guy is a real Canadian.

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@szxnv

1y↑8

glad that we canadians have such accurate representatives from all parts

@makaveli087

1y↑4

ah, A good GirkJob to end the night.

@starofdabloc

😮‍💨😂😂

@silv3r7ongue97

1y↑2

As a Canadian it really depends on your friend groups and where you live in Canada, there are so many different cultures that we kind of adapt and use what suits us best I also don’t even realize it’s slang until someone points it out

@JoeG71299

Great journalism Andrew

@baboon_baboon_baboon

1y↑5

I see Canadians who say they never hear this but my Canadian friends do say these. It’s different subcultures. The second and third were Toronto area urban slang (ie Brampton bros). However, most of these were jacked by UK urban slang (which bit off of Jamaican slang). Slang in urban areas of Montreal will differ a bit but has some similar stuff.

@OfficialCallKills

1y↑5

I wonder if Andrew used any of these to lure girls

@gurkdoinwork

the content the world NEEDS

@bopeflogin

1y↑2

The fact he always tries to blend in with the stuff he wears and he rolled up in the newest Canadian Tux he could find. Absolute legend.

@JP-ly3oc

1y↑1

Canadian tux

@fwra1234

1y↑110

never considered that "cheesed" was just a Canadian thing, i thought they'd also use it in the states

@himbochic

1y↑2

My friend from Miami uses it. I thought it was from there

@tavariswilson3361

1y↑7

We use it to describe people from Wisconsin

@TheHamburgler123

1y↑5

I've never heard it used in conversation, even growing up close to the Canadian border in New England.

@bulletbeatboxer

1y↑3

There are a lot of sayings canadians think are canadian but they are not. Saying this as a canadian. Sometimes some sayings are just north american.

@TheSharkasmCrew

1y↑5

Man I've been saying/hearing "cheesed" for as long as I can remember in my life. To hear that it might not be widely said outside of Canada is mind boggling.

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@BobRobinson

1y↑14

toronto has there own slang for sure same with Quebec and the Newfoundlanders

@lewisghost4581

everywhere. you just don't see or hear working class people on tv

@g.3521

1y↑2

I've spent my whole life in Canada living several different places from BC to Quebec to a few places in Ontario. I've never heard any of these except "cheesed" which my friend uses in every 2nd sentence.

@pincily

this video is art

@evanlyall5236

1y↑3

Andrew learns no means no

@ben5154

1y↑45

As a Canadian, I'd say eh mostly means like "right?" in a rhetorical sense. There is of course "fuckin eh" which is a bit different and can either be a simple exclamation like "god damn" or an agreement like "fuckin eh you're right about (whatever you said)"

@alexandersaunders3388

It seems to me to mostly be a Prairie thing? I could be wrong, but I am in Nova Scotia and rarely hear it said unless the person just got back from Fort Mac.

@jacobwood7083

Oh fuck ya bud, fuckin' eh

@Ceb773

1y↑2

@@alexandersaunders3388 As an Ontarian living in NS I can confirm that it's used frequently in ON and from what I've see it's used in NS too.

@JonH-

I use "eh" to tell the other person I want to know what they think. Usually it's instead of using an upward inflexion in speech. But you can also use it in exclamation of good or bad situations. Weird observation: Out here in BC I only ever hear "hey" instead of "eh", which seems to change when you go west of the Rockies.

@K_End

1y↑2

It's such a versatile word.

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@skinnycripper

1y↑4

ive lived in canada most of my life and iv never heard anything like this.

@sharkhudson3282

1y↑9

Aside from the cowboy, the other slang is nothing I've heard in Canada before

@heldlightning7118

1y↑15

Newfoundlander slang blew my mind, didn't know what was going on but i felt good

@Countrybananas

1y↑3

It's not slang it's an accent/dialect

@smashypeople

as buddy above says. it's more a dialect through a thick accent.

@nutchunder

@@Countrybananas the accent leads to slang developing through pronunciational rhyming though

@Countrybananas

1y↑1

@@nutchunder There is Newfoundland "slang" yes but this goes far beyond slang there is an entire official Newfoundland English dictionary that has been published regularly by the Toronto University Press since 1982. There is a strong Newfoundland accent yes it is a combination of old Irish and southern English accents this is present in all speech whether normal English or Newfoundland English. As a dialect Newfoundland English contains a huge number of words, phrases, and expressions unique only to Newfoundland English as a dialect. We are talking about a nation of people that has existed in some form or another since atleast 1497 and as a population have been isolated from the rest of the world for a very long time. We aren't even Canadians for God sake only says that on the passport.

@firstlast476

@@Countrybananas yall can renounce then.

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@ChoppedandLewd

1y↑147

As a FORMER Toronto resident I can confirm that only the youth talk like that and it is completely artificial

@candace3493

I'm stuck in the 6 and I feel ancient.

@coffin7904

As a canadian youth we use none of these. this is total toronto/Calgary/Vancouver stupid shit lingo

@lewisghost4581

1y↑34

generational neologisms. they happen all the time, everywhere, whenever new cultures meet. don't be backwards and look down on it just cause you're 50 and live in oshawa or something lol

@lesterhalfjunior721

1y↑8

wagwan fam?

@mrbard1

1y↑6

CAP. I see you all talk like this all the time, everyday, every hour.

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@andreimunteanu3095

1y↑1

No mention in the video of "yah eh?" which is how the "eh" from the boonies (rural Canada) got incorporated in the Toronto man slang. It's usually pronounced: "nya-ehhh" and is used as a filler in conversation just like regular yeah? but with the eh

@AoE2Replays

1y↑4

East coast canadian here, never heard of any of this slang despitE the first two

@MsNinjani

1y↑1

A lot of it is from the children of Caribbean or Somali immigrants

@Cyb3rN3t1x

1y↑3

It's pretty much just here in Toronto with younger people. Not really Canadian like Eh is. But that's a less funny video title. This city is an.... interesting place.

@ryboi1337

22w

@@MsNinjaniwhat part is somali? I only hear the jamaican influence

@ben5154

1y↑3

lol the motivational music with that chick was perfect.

@Ludiotic

1y↑1

That was fucking genius.

@Philosopher-Z-

1y↑4

This channel is deleting anything related to the allegations, incredibly suspicious if he was really innocent. I'm not giving up, and will continue to post awareness.

@crappyeditor

1y↑3

As a Canadian I only assiociate with the first guy. The other people are on another planet.

@ghbutler

1y↑19

Holy fuck the "wagwan" bullshit. Repressed high school memories came up after hearing that shit. I cringed at people saying it back then and I cringe at people saying it now.

@satyamsharma9696

Yeah I'm from the suburbs just outside of Toronto and I feel like we are copying the Jamaicans everytime I hear someone say "wagwan". Tbf the Jamaican influence is strong when it comes to Toronto slang but It is still really cringe LOL

@John-tb5se

1y↑8

My condolences Andrew, nobody should have to suffer being in Toronto... my thoughts and prayers are with you

@cedriclasry9151

1y↑13

I want to see Andrew trying to understand someone from QC

@turnip5359

1y↑1

When mans start speakin french fr fr all fax no cap ong 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@jpeterman9699

1y↑2

Or Newfoundland

@Ceb773

1y↑7

Quebecois: "Andrew mon chum, I 'ave 'ad one too many beers le, coooolis I am c'est quois ca FUCKED tabarnak"
Andrew: 😐

@killzone866

or a Newfie.

@hanniemarie

I can't believe I missed his Toronto show I--
: ' O

@IceSlushi

1y↑21

It's true. Eh is a nebulous term that only Canadians can apply correctly.

@adamfrank5183

1y↑2

Looking it up helped me grasp what it actually means to me as a Canadian guy. It's just a way of affirming somebody's attention in a conversation eh? Making sure they're listening to what you're sayin eh bud?

@IceSlushi

1y↑1

@@adamfrank5183 "This Two-Four is going to get me completely dickard, eh" .

@alephmale3171

Squanch

@adamfrank5183

@@IceSlushi oh right dickard bud.

@firstlast476

How about that movie Fargo? Eh?

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@moniumus6303

1y↑9

I'm Cheesed to meet You

@Lumber_jocks

1y↑5

That first dude is definitely using Albertan slang. I’m from mid western Ontario and the shit they say on the tv show Letterkenny is closer to what I say than the first dude. Toronto slang is mostly Jamaican slang and AAVE. And don’t get me started on Newfie slang. You can fill a whole dictionary with words only Newfoundlanders use lmao.

@Countrybananas

1y↑3

There is literally a fully published Newfoundland dictionary if you weren't aware. It's not just some slang it's an accent and dialect. It also has many regional variations throughout the island. Was and might as well be a different country.

@Lumber_jocks

1y↑2

@@Countrybananas EXACTLY

@meinbherpieg4723

2023 now the year of the Hoser Poser. I honestly didn't see that coming.

@laughwithmeshorts

“I won’t say anything that will put me in jail” that should be scarier than anything said on this channel.

@adam346

1y↑4

these are extremes if anything else. Canada is a mosaic of cultures and you can literally jump cultures by talking to any number of different groups and they all have their own slang... so really if there is slang in some part of the world you are likely to hear it from a group in Canada. Eh is not as used in common language as much as people make it out to be but it does crop up as sort of an enhancement to show how casual or light the conversation is... if you have to repeat something without the "eh" involved it then comes across as more serious.

@candace3493

1y↑4

Canada as a mosaic is basically the most pick me way to say we're not a melting pot like the US. Just a criticism of the term, Canada likes to pat itself on the back a little too much.

@adam346

@@candace3493 America needs to provide a higher bar, I know.

@Kajpaje

1y↑2

All this time Canadians have been gerkin' each other and I had no idea.

@curtisa9801

1y↑1

when I was there "holy" pronounced like two words like hole-lee, was the word. "It's -45 outside?! Hole-lee"

@jhonofgaming

1y↑12

I had no idea that buckled was a Canadian slang term

@cedriclasry9151

1y↑2

I am from montreal and never heard it but is now officially in my drinking vernacular

@ShapeyFiend

1y↑1

That was a very commonplace Irish saying for drunk when I was growing up but It must be 10 years since I've heard it.

@goldwater1059

1y↑1

i grew up in sw ontario and we used it constantly hahah

@Glenuig

1y↑1

I've been using buckled for over 20 years in Scotland and Ireland lol, popular phrase here for being drunk

@smashypeople

1y↑2

@@ShapeyFiend lots of irish/Scottish heritage in canada. fuck, these days if you go to vancouver you can't throw a pen in the air without it landing on an Irishman.

@chocolatemoose7761

1y↑5

Drunk buddy was way more accurate for all of Canada, the other two were more just urban Toronto slang.

@michaelmackenzie3114

1y↑1

I don't really say "eh" unless I've been drinking, really brings out the Canadian in me 🤣

@canadiansuisei-fan841

15w↑2

Nobody talkin bout how thats “if the business is true” girl

@afromanftw

1y↑24

Hopefully Toronto people never leave Toronto good lord

@danielwhitt9150

Oh, they are. They made that city an un-livable shithole so now they are spreading East to make all these cities un-livable shitholes too.

@chadwellington2524

1y↑1

its not toronto people in general haha, its the wanna be gangstas and the girls following them

@pluumpiiboi3434

toronto is full of the most cringe people in the whole country, they all literally think theyre in a rap music video or somehing, bunnch of posers

@marco3391

27w↑3

0:46 why is this girl everywhere? She’s the one from the video about leaving your mom in the hood

@Jas0nization

1y↑2

swag swag my goint always grips

@sirletigre

Love the Canadian tuxedo

@WagonerVT

1y↑7

It sounds like they just want to be Jamaican tbh

@notverynotoriousg5674

1y↑3

The lovely young woman definitely took Chet Hanks advanced grammar and syntax class on Skillshare.

@notverynotoriousg5674

1y↑1

@South Bay Baby Toronto has a neighborhood called "Little Jamaica" there isn't any invasion. White girl obviously hangs out there.

@benharbak

1y↑3

All of western Canada is collectively scratching our heads at all that Toronto slang. Except cheesed. I thought only conservative white collar dads in the 1950s get cheesed.

@esparda07

1y↑1

Only the first one is common. And even then pretty rare.

@cammer4200

gotta make a Winnipeg video my guy

@Jake_cub

1y↑3

This is just Caribbean slang with an accent.

@flyingdutchman145

1y↑4

TIL That I actually cannot speak to my own countrymen :(

@jebbush3130

1y↑1

I'm learning a lot

@derickjauregui2271

25w↑1

The only Canadian slang I know is “I am not you friend, buddy?”

@nixon4731

1y↑3

What's canadian slang for "No"

@THE______TRUTH

1y↑56

As a canadian eh has a very simple meaning. It just something that is asking you if you agree. That dude was drunk af.

Nice weather isnt it? = Nice weather, eh?
That dude was pretty drunk, am I right? = That dude is pretty drunk, eh?
Oh you're going out, are ya? = Oh you're going out, eh?
There's no parking around here, right? = Theres no parking around here, eh?

Its just asking for confirmation.

@Jplumbin

1y↑2

good way of putting it.

@p0kel

I sometimes start sentences with eh too "Eh, did you see that?" Or to get attention before a sentence "Eh?" then they look over at me, to start speaking.
I also have an uncle who no joke uses it every sentence, at the start, in the middle or to end it off, doesn't matter he's spamming that voice line.

@landfill.

Explain 'Fckin' eh' professor

@blayworld

"eh?"
"ya know?"
"sabes?"
"tendeu?" etc. language is dope

@THE______TRUTH

@@p0kel I think this kindof eh comes more from the greeting "hey" to get someone attention but has fused with the Canadian eh. I think it's a much rarer use of the word.

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@lucawits648

Literally only Toronto. I grew up in Vancouver and now live in Calgary and the only stuff I recognized were from the drunk cowboy.

@maximumuseless5679

1y↑1

im canadian and i never heard any of those slangs until now

@3rdSide2Story

1y↑4

For those people who are not familiar with Canadian Geography; think of Eastern Canada as one Ass cheek and Western Canada as the other Ass cheek. Toronto is right in the middle.

@snaile2876

While this analogy is culturally apt, it only loosely ties in to actual geography. Unless for some reason your right ass cheek is 80% smaller than the left one

@3rdSide2Story

@@snaile2876 Meh! Horseshoes, hand grenades and assholes. Close enough!

@BrianNichol

1y↑6

As a life long Canadian, I can tell you. Only fringe groups of total hosers use those uncommon slang terms…

@user-bv1oy7pe8n

1y↑1

Same

@BrianNichol

1y↑1

**Aside from “eh”**

@user-bv1oy7pe8n

1y↑1

@@BrianNichol Yes of course lol

@jay-firstofhisname

1y↑1

pretty sure i hung out with the fam dude when I was like 10 years old living in whitby lol.

@callanrose

1y↑1

midway thru this i started hearing jamaican accents & i’m caught offguard

@kingtastytv

1y↑9

this is a gross misrepresentation but i grew up on the border next to Buffalo, NY. I spent a decade in northern ontario where there was a lot of canadian-isms, then moved to toronto where there was practically no exclusively "toronto mans" slang unless you lived in brampton, scarborough or jane and finch

@muto4330

1y↑4

no that's pretty accurate I think. It's kind of in pockets.

@popuppete

Not sure if you were in Fort Erie but I was at that high school a few months ago. That town seems to be developing it’s own little dialect of slang recently. Not as strong as northern Ontario but it was noticeable.

@chadwellington2524

Yes, but now with social media and things more regular white torontonians mix some lingo into their speech

@formidablefriend8228

1y↑4

"I won't say shit that'll get me put in jail"
Real talk.

@jackholloway1

39w

Im trying to find the video of the girl where she's throwing gangsigns,anyone know where to find it

@griffynmargetts723

I’ve quite literally only heard what the first guy said

@tychoclavius4818

1y↑9

can any canadians explain which of the two definitions of getting girked is right? is it getting beaten or robbed?

@Judoka008

1y↑18

Nize it, buktee. Man's get mash up an brukup ting girkin

@oldenoughtowatchify

1y↑7

I'd say girked is the same as getting jumped. you can get robbed or beaten up when you get jumped

@paddington1670

1y↑4

no idea, never heard of it before.

@cedriclasry9151

1y↑5

Canajan here, I can confirm that only comes out of toronto youth and is nowhere near general canadian slang.

@tychoclavius4818

1y↑1

@@oldenoughtowatchify Did you know Mario was originally called GirkMan?

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@mkid5173

1y↑12

The girl there is not Canadian she is from Toronto. The first guy is a real Canadian.

@Jbeaming1

1y↑3

Is Toronto not in Canada?

@ryboi1337

22w

@@Jbeaming1mans failed geo class still

@Jbeaming1

21w

@@ryboi1337 nah just another narcissistic racist and if you don’t talk like him and sweat maple syrup like him, you’re not Canadian.

@jmcburney658

I remember my older siblings called things that were lame were called larry. (Calgary early 90's for context)
Also skorback (spelling) was junk food?? I think? These mayve been terms they only used?

@ElectricSlevin

1y↑1

So Chet Hanks is just from Toronto, it all makes sense now

@meowmix23

1y↑16

today I learned that "wah gwan" originated from Canada

@notverynotoriousg5674

1y↑1

I thought Chet Hanks coined it.

@landfill.

1y↑6

It's Jamaican slang actually

@jordanquimby7750

1y↑4

Buddy in the first scene is a true Canadian; he was right fuckin buckled and not afraid to let Andrew know. Fuck Toronto slang

@Zero.0ne.

1y↑1

Andrew is a goat of journalism

@reyantonio2604

1y↑1

pretty sure idle is from ny we use that a lot over here if you don't put enough grabba in the L never knew they said that shit in canada lol

@ShapeyFiend

1y↑5

I'm glad to see although Snow hasn't topped the Billboard Chart in Canada in 30 years his patois is still alive and well in Toronto.

@sianspherica

1y↑3

It has nothing to do with Snow and a hell of a lot more to do with Toronto having a massssive Caribbean and West Indies population.

@ShapeyFiend

@@sianspherica I know that I was joking really. He did a really excellent interview with DJ Vlad last year explaining where the influence came from. Vlads can be a bit of a clown but he was actually a Dancehall DJ originally so he asked all the right questions.

@DrewH50

1y↑10

As a Canadian, we can all agree that America can have Toronto.

@stevenlopez1717

1y↑1

Keep everything Canadian 😂 we don't want it

@mrkang4080

Canada is a 3rd world country without TO... the hate citizens have for this place is crazy. I moved here from the hicks, smartest move ever.

@starofdabloc

Naw y’all can keep all of that! We got our own, we good! 😂

@evanhlavaty

Andrew rocking the Canadian tuxedo

@Kernel_Kertz

1y↑1

Are you sure that first guy wasn't a Gus Johnson cameo?

@lolaofalllola

1y↑7

Toronto is the reason that Northern Ontario needs it's own province.

@dabocousin

1y↑4

Is she bad or am I tripping

@dabocousin

1y↑26

im tripping

@plffuihngiub43iio

1y↑3

@@dabocousin glad you came to your senses

@zhoumingxu9835

You hit that post nut clarity huh

@pluumpiiboi3434

duude she looks like an actual muppet character

@_5051

24w

"he girked me so I girked him back"
Girk sounds AY FKN YOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

@bezparichie7585

1y↑1

When are you gonna drop the documentary?

@unacceptablemooshmeat2213

1y↑3

Torontonians do not represent Canadians. Most of Canada is rural and we don’t speak like Jamaicans.

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