Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
George Carlin Lyrics


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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
That thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
Words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
Of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
To be separated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
And words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
Curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
Sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
Man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
Snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
Snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
Not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
But you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
Completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
Some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
There. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
With. And those Ks, those are aggressive sounds. They just jump out at
You like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
Other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
Together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
Certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
Don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'see' are out.", which led to such
Stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
Accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
It takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
Imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
Hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
Than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
A great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
The word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
Circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
Clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
And Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
The bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
Say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
Them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that




Goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
Can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.

Overall Meaning

In "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," George Carlin discusses the power and limitations of words. He expresses his love for words, and how they form the basis of his work, play, and passion. Carlin warns to be careful with words, as they can hurt or heal depending on how they are used. He also points out the oddity of a small number of words being deemed taboo for television, out of the nearly 400,000 words in the English language. Carlin then goes on to list the "heavy seven" words that cannot be said on television: "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits." He questions why certain words are on the list, specifically highlighting the harmless nature of the word "Tits." He provides commentary on each of the seven words while also suggesting that some inclusions make sense, such as the aggression of the K sound in "CockSucker" and "MotherFucker." He also acknowledges the complexity of certain words and their emotional weight. Carlin ends the piece by mentioning two-way words that can be used in different contexts, emphasizing our complicated relationship with language.


Line by Line Meaning

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I have a deep appreciation for the power and beauty of language, and I am grateful for the opportunity to share my thoughts with you.


I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
There is a crucial aspect of words that I believe deserves attention and understanding.


They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are not just a means of communication for me; they are my livelihood, my source of enjoyment, and the driving force behind my creative expression.


Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
In the realm of human expression, words are the primary tool we possess to convey our thoughts and ideas. While thoughts may be transient and ever-changing, words provide a tangible form for our abstract thinking.


Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for That thought, so be careful with words.
Once we attach a specific word to a thought, it becomes deeply associated with that thought, shaping our understanding and perception. Therefore, it is important to choose our words wisely, recognizing their lasting impact.


I like to think that the same Words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
I believe that the same words that have the potential to cause harm can also have the power to bring comfort and healing. The key lies in the careful selection and usage of these words.


There are some people that are not into all the words.
Certain individuals may not appreciate or value the wide range of words and their significance in our lives.


There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There exist individuals who advocate for censorship and discourage the use of specific words in our communication.


There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 Of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous To be separated from a group that large.
Out of the vast vocabulary of the English language, there are only seven words deemed unfit for television broadcast. The rarity of this restriction indicates that these words must possess an exceptionally controversial or offensive nature, considering their exclusion from such a comprehensive pool of words.


All of you over here, you 7, Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? "That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, And words.
Those seven words, which I will now address individually, have been labeled as 'bad words' by societal norms. However, I argue that it is not the words themselves that are inherently bad, but rather the negative thoughts, intentions, and connotations associated with them.


You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television? "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
I am now going to list the seven words that are typically considered unsuitable for television broadcasting: 'Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits'.


Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, Curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
These seven words are often regarded as particularly potent and capable of corrupting one's moral fiber, distorting one's values, and even undermining the nation's ability to achieve victory in conflicts.


"Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly Sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, Man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a Snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist Snack.
Interestingly, the inclusion of the word 'Tits' among the seven restricted words seems unjustified. The word itself possesses a friendly and familiar quality, akin to a nickname or even a snack. However, I acknowledge that the word is often misused in a sexist manner, which is not my intention here.


I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off.
To further emphasize the seemingly innocent nature of the word 'Tits', I jokingly propose various food products with the word 'Tits' in their names, mimicking popular snack brands. However, my point is that once again, the word itself should not be vilified.


But I mean, that word does Not belong on the list. Actually, none of the words belong on the list, But you can understand why some of them are there.
In truth, none of these words should be deemed unsuitable for television, as the restriction of language appears unnecessary and arbitrary. However, I acknowledge that certain words on the list possess a controversial nature, which might suggest their presence.


I'm not Completely insensitive to people's feelings. I can understand why Some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and MotherFucker.
While I may advocate for freedom of expression, I also recognize the importance of considering other individuals' emotions. It is understandable why specific words like 'CockSucker' and 'MotherFucker' have been included on the list due to their explicit and derogatory nature.


Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on There. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend With. And those Ks, those are aggressive sounds. They just jump out at You like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
The words 'CockSucker' and 'MotherFucker' carry a significant weight due to the multitude of connotations, both literal and emotional, attached to them. Furthermore, these words are linguistically complex, consisting of multiple syllables and including aggressive sounds such as the letter 'K', which adds to their impact.


It's like an assault on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the Other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go Together of course. A little accidental humor there.
The usage of words like 'CockSucker' and 'MotherFucker' can feel like a verbal attack on the listener, while also being reminiscent of the word 'Shit' mentioned previously. Furthermore, two other offensive words, 'Piss' and 'Cunt', which are also short, four-letter Anglo-Saxon words, are often associated with each other, creating a moment of unintended humor.


The reason that Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were Certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I Don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'see' are out.", which led to such Stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinkle now."
The inclusion of words like 'Piss' and 'Cunt' in the list can be attributed to historical factors. Long ago, some women declared their aversion to using these words, finding them more offensive than 'Fuck' and 'Shit'. This led to comical situations wherein individuals used alternative, euphemistic phrases like "I'm going to tinkle now" to avoid the taboo words.


And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more Accidental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think It takes too long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very Important word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to Hurt one another quite often.
Now, addressing the word 'Fuck', there is a certain irony present, but delving deeper into its significance would require substantial time and discussion. However, I genuinely believe that the word 'Fuck' holds immense importance. It symbolizes the act of procreation, marking the genesis of life. Paradoxically, it is also a word frequently employed to inflict harm upon others.


People much wiser than I am said, "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love Than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is A great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for The word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with.
Some individuals, possessing greater wisdom than me, have expressed their preference for exposing their children to scenes of love and intimacy rather than scenes of violence. I concur with this sentiment, considering it to be a profound statement. However, I propose taking it a step further by replacing the word 'Kill' with 'Fuck' in the clichéd phrases commonly encountered in films throughout our upbringing.


"Okay, Sheriff, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
For instance, imagine a movie dialogue where a villain says, "Okay, Sheriff, we're going to destroy you now, but we're going to do it methodically and deliberately." This substitution highlights the absurdity and inappropriateness of the original language.


So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. I hope so.
Perhaps in the future, I will dedicate a significant portion of my material to discussing and dissecting the highly sensitive and controversial racial slur commonly referred to as the 'N word'. I hold hope that this topic will be subject to further examination and understanding.


Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any Circumstances. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even Clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, And Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget those 7. They're out.
To reiterate, these seven words are permanently prohibited from being uttered on television, regardless of the context or situation. Their usage is strictly forbidden, even in a clinical or educational setting. Attempting to incorporate them into a conversation, for example, during a panel discussion with individuals like Doc, Ed, and Johnny, would be utterly unattainable and entirely futile. It is best to simply put these seven words completely out of mind.


But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in The bible. ha ha ha ha.
Nevertheless, there exist words with dual meanings, capable of evoking amusement when encountered. Recall the instances in sixth grade when we would giggle at phrases like '...And the cock CROWED three times'. We found humor in such innocent phrases, often amused by their unintended implications.


There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't Say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding Them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that Goes with that one is Prik.
These 2-way words have certain contexts where their usage is deemed acceptable while in others, it is considered inappropriate. For example, it is perfectly fine for Kirk Youdi to remark "Roberto Clametti has two balls on him." However, it would be deemed unacceptable if he were to say, "I believe he injured his testicles on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding them. He must've hurt them, by God." Additionally, there is another 2-way word associated with this scenario, which is 'Prik'.


It's okay if it happens to your finger. You Can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No, no.
While it is acceptable to accidentally pierce your finger, as in pricking it, using the word 'prik', it is considered inappropriate to use the word 'prik' as a verb related to a certain intimate act. The distinction is clear and must be observed.




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The rhythm of George Carlin's delivery and buildup to jokes is absolutely amazing. I have never heard anyone with such a great rhythm, absolutely amazing.

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Absolutely!  His words were inspired, but his delivery was genius! 

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and his ability to remember some of the really long bits

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the funny thing about his jokes... and sometimes the sad part is the fact that he is really talking about how stupid humanity is..

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