Welcome to My Job
George Carlin Lyrics


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Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemax
Welcome to my world
Jagermeister and Captain Crunch
Nicotine and the Brady Bunch
I'm building a boat out of pudding cups
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you
This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world
No you needn't shed a tear
'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. Belvedere
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Non-stop no girl action without you, yeah
Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
Can't stand another episode of 'Cheers' tonight




I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
Frasier and Norm, and that dumbass mail man

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to George Carlin's song, "Welcome to My Job," paint a picture of a man living in a state of apathy, complacency, and self-containment. He's sitting alone in his boxers, eating Apple Jacks, and masturbating to late-night Cinemax, all while indulging in Jagermeister and Captain Crunch. He's building a boat out of pudding cups, taking a leak in the kitchen sink, and watching endless hours of television, unbothered by the lack of female companionship. This man claims to have waffles, beer, and Mr. Belvedere to keep him company, but ultimately, he is resigned to his lonely existence.


The imagery in this song is meant to be humorous, but it also speaks to a deeper truth about the nature of modern-day work and isolation. People become so consumed by their jobs that they lose the ability to connect with others or even themselves. They exist in a bubble where they can only find comfort in the small things, like a plate of waffles or a television program. The character in this song has succumbed to this reality and accepts it as his fate. The song reminds listeners that it's important to prioritize human connection and not become too comfortable in our own self-made worlds of isolation.


Line by Line Meaning

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
I'm at home in my comfortable clothes eating sugary cereal.


Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
I'm inviting you to see what my life is like.


Whacking it to late night cinemax
I watch and engage in adult content when it's late at night and no one is around.


Jagermeister and Captain Crunch
I enjoy indulging in alcohol and sugary cereal.


Nicotine and the Brady Bunch
I have an addiction to nicotine and I watch overly wholesome TV shows to balance it out.


I'm building a boat out of pudding cups
I'm being creative and silly in a way that might not make much practical sense.


Non-stop no girl action without you
I spend my time engaging with content that doesn't involve women, and I don't need anyone to do it with me.


This old shirt is starting to stink
I've been wearing the same shirt for a while and it's starting to smell bad.


I don't give a damn what people think
I'm not concerned with other people's opinions of me or my lifestyle.


I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
I'm comfortable enough in my own space to urinate in the kitchen sink if I want to.


No you needn't shed a tear
You don't need to feel sorry for me or my situation.


'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
I have enjoyable things in my life that make me happy despite my current circumstances.


And I've got Mr. Belvedere
I have entertainment in the form of a TV show I like (Mr. Belvedere).


Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
I'm not enjoying my life at this moment in time.


Can't stand another episode of 'Cheers' tonight
I'm tired of a TV show that many people find enjoyable and comforting.


I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
I have a strong dislike for the characters on Cheers that may be unexpected.


Frasier and Norm, and that dumbass mail man
I have negative feelings towards more characters on the show Cheers.




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