Nothing Ever Hurt Me
George Jones Lyrics


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Well, I've had a splittin' headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis, appendicitis, Bright's disease and gall stones
Bleedin' ulcers, ingrown toe nails, swollen adenoids
The Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal chords
I've had a toothache so severe my jawbone split in two
But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

Well, I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly
Whupped upon with a crowbar till my eyeball turned to jelly
Accidentally nailed my index finger to the wall
Cut off half my toes and soaked my foot in alcohol
Well I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo
But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

Well, it's not because you measure fifty, twenty, forty-four
It's surely not because you own a chain of liquor stores
It's not because your daddy is the richest man in town
It's just that I've grown used to you and having you around

I've had my parents tell me son we don't love you at all
I've seen my sister's name written on a washroom wall
My best friend set my barn on fire and burned my horse to death
I went out with a girl who told me, "George you've got bad breath"
Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo
But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

Well, I've had a splittin' headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis, appendicitis, Bright's disease and gall stones
Bleedin' ulcers, ingrown toe nails, swollen adenoids
The Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal chords




Well I've had a toothache so severe my jawbone split in two
But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

Overall Meaning

"Nothing Ever Hurt Me" by George Jones is a comical look at the pain and suffering the singer has experienced throughout his life, but concludes with the reality that nothing has ever hurt him half as much as losing his love. Throughout the song, the lyrics detail physical ailments such as a headache, arthritis, appendicitis, Bright's disease, gallstones, bleeding ulcers, ingrown toenails, swollen adenoids, Asian flu, inflamed vocal chords and even a toothache so severe that his jawbone split in two. Jones also comically describes the non-physical pains he has endured, such as being whipped with a crowbar until his eyeball turned jelly, accidentally nailing his finger to the wall, cutting off half his toes, and having his pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo. Despite all of these agonizing experiences, losing his love is the worst pain he has ever known.


The song is a tongue-in-cheek reflection of the singer's life that reveals the horrors of his past while comically noting that losing his lover is the most painful event he has experienced. While the song makes light of the singer's physical and emotional pain, it also sheds light on the reality that love and companionship can be the most essential components of a fulfilling life.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I've had a splittin' headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
I've experienced extreme pain in my head and body


Arthritis, appendicitis, Bright's disease and gall stones
I've suffered from a variety of serious health conditions


Bleedin' ulcers, ingrown toe nails, swollen adenoids
I've had painful and uncomfortable medical issues


The Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal chords
I've had the flu and problems with my singing voice


I've had a toothache so severe my jawbone split in two
I've endured extreme dental pain


But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you
The pain of losing you is worse than any physical pain I've ever experienced


Well, I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly
I've been burned by a cigar on my stomach


Whupped upon with a crowbar till my eyeball turned to jelly
I've been severely beaten with a crowbar, resulting in eye damage


Accidentally nailed my index finger to the wall
I've accidentally hammered a nail into my finger


Cut off half my toes and soaked my foot in alcohol
I've had a part of my toes amputated and treated with alcohol


Well I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo
I've suffered serious injury from a kangaroo attack


It's just that I've grown used to you and having you around
I've become accustomed to your presence in my life


It's not because your daddy is the richest man in town
Your father's wealth does not factor into my feelings for you


My best friend set my barn on fire and burned my horse to death
I've lost a beloved animal due to the actions of a close friend


I went out with a girl who told me, "George you've got bad breath"
I've been insulted and humiliated by a romantic partner


Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo
I attracted attention and curiosity from people at the zoo




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Written by: BOBBY BRADDOCK

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