Anything Goes
George Melly Lyrics


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Times have changed,
And we've ofter rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they might try to stem
'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now God knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every night
The set thats smart
Is intruding on nudist parties
In studios
Anything goes

When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Than I suppose
Anything goes

When Rockafeller still can hoard
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And days night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once owned several chateaux

When folks
Who still can ride in Jitney's
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Lack baby clo'es
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn
Can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Than Anna shows
Anything goes

When you hear that
Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up
On her toes
Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(if any brains you've got)
From those little radios

So Mrs. R.
With all her trimmin's
Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's




Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to George Melly's song "Anything Goes" are a commentary on the changing values and morals of society. The song reflects on how times have changed, and how even the things that were once considered taboo are now widely accepted. The line "Times have changed, and we've often rewound the clock" acknowledges the cyclical nature of history, and how what is considered "shocking" is relative to the time and place in which we live. The reference to the Puritans landing on Plymouth rock is an allusion to the conservative and repressive values of the past.


The song goes on to give examples of the various things that were once considered scandalous but are now commonplace. The line "In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking" is a reference to the strict dress codes of the past. The line "Good authors too who once knew better words, now only use four-letter words" is a commentary on the changing standards of language and literature. The song also touches on topics like fast cars, low bars, nudity, and Communism, all of which were provocative subjects in the early 20th century.


Overall, the song "Anything Goes" is a satirical commentary on the evolving values of society. The message of the song is that there are no limits to what is acceptable or "normal," and that anything can be justified.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed,
The world is not the same as it used to be


And we've ofter rewound the clock
We have revisited the past


Since the puritans got a shock
Since the puritans were surprised


When they landed on Plymouth rock
When they first arrived at Plymouth rock


If today any shock they might try to stem
If they tried to suppress any shock today


'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Instead of them arriving at Plymouth rock


Plymouth rock would land on them.
They would be shocked themselves


In olden days a glimpse of stocking
In the past, glimpses of stockings were considered scandalous


Was looked on as something shocking
It was considered inappropriate


But now God knows
But now, who knows


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


Good authors to
Talented writers who


Who once knew better words
Who used to have better vocabulary


Now only use four letter words
Now use only simple words


Writing prose
When they write their stories


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


If driving fast cars you like
If you enjoy driving fast cars


If low bars you like
If you enjoy going to cheap bars


If old hymns you like
If you enjoy listening to traditional hymns


If bare limbs you like
If you like people with exposed limbs


If Mae West you like
If you like Mae West


Or me undressed you like
Or if you like me undressed


Why nobody will oppose
No one will protest


When every night
Whenever each night


The set thats smart
The fashionable crowd that


Is intruding on nudist parties
Is attending nudist parties


In studios
In the movie studios


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
When Mrs. Ned McClean, bless her heart,


Can get Russian reds to yes her
Can persuade Russian communists to support her


Than I suppose
Then I can imagine


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Rockafeller still can hoard
When Rockafeller can still keep


Enough money to let Max Gordon
Enough money to allow Max Gordon


Produce his shows
To produce his theatrical shows


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


The world has gone mad today
The world is insane nowadays


And good's bad today
Good is considered bad these days


And black's white today
Things are reversed today


And days night today
Day and night are the opposite today


And that gent today
And that man today


You gave a cent today
To whom you donated a penny today


Once owned several chateaux
Once owned multiple castles


When folks
When ordinary people


Who still can ride in Jitney's
Who can still ride a Jitney (a type of small bus or car)


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Discover that the Vanderbilts and Whitneys (wealthy aristocrats)


Lack baby clo'es
Do not have enough baby clothes


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Sam Goldwyn
When the movie producer, Sam Goldwyn,


Can with great conviction
Can confidently


Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Teach Anna Sten (a Russian actress) how to speak English


Than Anna shows
Then Anna demonstrates


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When you hear that
When you learn that


Lady Mendl standing up
Lady Mendl, standing up,


Now turns a handspring landing up
Now jumps up into a handspring landing


On her toes
Balancing on the balls of her feet


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


Just think of those shocks you've got
Just think of the things that shocked you


And those knocks you've got
And the difficulties you've faced


And those blues you've got
And the sadness you've experienced


From those news you've got
From the news you've received


And those pains you've got
And the physical pain you've felt


(if any brains you've got)
(if you have any intelligence)


From those little radios
From those small radios


So Mrs. R.
So Mrs. R.,


With all her trimmin's
With all her fancy accessories


Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's
Can advertise a Simmons bed


Cause Franklin knows
Because President Franklin Roosevelt knows


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JEROME KERN, OSCAR II HAMMERSTEIN

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