anything goes
Gerry Mulligan Lyrics


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Times have changed
And we've ofter rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they might try to stem
'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now God knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every night
The set thats smart
Is intruding on nudist parties
In studios
Anything goes

When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Than I suppose
Anything goes

When Rockafeller still can hoard
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And days night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once owned several chateaux

When folks
Who still can ride in Jitney's
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Lack baby clo'es
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn
Can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Than Anna shows
Anything goes

When you hear that
Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up
On her toes
Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(if any brains you've got)
From those little radios

So Mrs. R.
With all her trimmin's
Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's




Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes

Overall Meaning

The song "Anything Goes" by Gerry Mulligan and Stan Getz was originally sung by Cole Porter in 1934. The lyrics depict how society's behavior and attitudes had changed over time. It specifically references the Puritans who arrived in America by saying that if they tried to come today, they would not be able to handle what they would see. The song also highlights the changing views on modesty and sexual content, as a glimpse of stockings was once considered shocking but now, anything goes. Additionally, it highlights the rise of wealth in society, as people like Rockefeller could afford to produce shows. The song concludes by discussing how current events and technology were causing shocks and a lack of balance in the world.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed
The world is different than it used to be


And we've often rewound the clock
We sometimes long for the past


Since the puritans got a shock
Since the strict religious group was surprised


When they landed on Plymouth rock
When they arrived in America


If today any shock they might try to stem
If they tried to stop any shock today


'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Instead of coming to America


Plymouth rock would land on them
They would be the ones surprised


In olden days a glimpse of stocking
A view of a woman's leg was inappropriate


Was looked on as something shocking
It was considered scandalous


But now God knows
But now anything is acceptable


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


Good authors to
Talented writers


Who once knew better words
Who were skilled with language


Now only use four letter words
Now depend on simple, crude language


Writing prose
Composing written works


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


If driving fast cars you like
If you enjoy speeding cars


If low bars you like
If you prefer cheap drinking establishments


If old hymns you like
If you enjoy religious songs


If bare limbs you like
If you like to see scantily clad bodies


If Mae West you like
If you're a fan of this actress


Or me undressed you like
If you want to see me without clothes


Why nobody will oppose
No one will object to your preferences


When every night
Every evening


The set that's smart
The fashionable group of people


Is intruding on nudist parties
Is attending events where people are naked


In studios
In film or television production companies


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
When this woman is mentioned


Can get Russian reds to yes her
Can convince communists to support her


Than I suppose
I guess


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Rockefeller still can hoard
When the wealthy industrialist still amasses


Enough money to let Max Gordon
So much wealth that he can finance


Produce his shows
Events or performances that he produces


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


The world has gone mad today
The world is insane today


And good's bad today
What is considered positive is negative today


And black's white today
What is considered dark is light today


And days night today
The opposite of what should be is true today


And that gent today
And that man today


You gave a cent today
You donated money today


Once owned several chateaux
Once owned many castles


When folks
When people


Who still can ride in Jitney's
Who can still use this type of vehicle


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Learn that wealthy families like these


Lack baby clothes
Don't have sufficient clothing for their children


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When Sam Goldwyn
When this producer


Can with great conviction
Can confidently


Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Teach proper pronunciation to this actress


Than Anna shows
Then she is able to display her skills


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


When you hear that
When you learn that


Lady Mendl standing up
Lady Elsie de Wolfe rising from a seated position


Now turns a handspring landing up
Is able to do a gymnastic move upon standing


On her toes
Balancing on the balls of her feet


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable


Just think of those shocks you've got
Consider all of the surprises you've experienced


And those knocks you've got
And all of the hits you've taken


And those blues you've got
And all of the sadness you've felt


From those news you've got
From the news that you've heard


And those pains you've got
And all of the physical or emotional pain you've endured


(if any brains you've got)
(if you have any common sense)


From those little radios
From listening to the radio


So Mrs. R.
So this woman


With all her trimmin's
Wearing all of her finest clothes and accessories


Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
Can advertise a new model of bed from this company


Cause Franklin knows
Because the US President knows


Anything goes
Anything is acceptable




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Written by: Cole Porter

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