Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Ginger Minj Lyrics

Hey girl, crossdresser for Christ here
Ginger Minj introduces herself as a crossdresser for Christ

I know you love this time of year as much as I do
Ginger Minj believes that the listener enjoys the holiday season as much as she does

So let's be multicultural together
Ginger Minj invites the listener to celebrate holidays from different cultures with her

And learn everything from Wikipedia about the Holiday Season
Ginger Minj suggests that they should learn about different holidays from Wikipedia

Christmas time, Christmas time, yeah it's here again
Ginger Minj sings about the beginning of the Christmas season

Santa's laugh, make it clap, all you naughty men
Ginger Minj encourages naughty men to enjoy the sound of Santa's laugh

Lump of coal, in your soul, chase it down with gin
Ginger Minj jokes about people who receive coal during the holidays and suggests they should chase it down with gin

Best time of the year
Ginger Minj declares that the holiday season is the best time of the year

Hannukah, Hannukah, are you cool with that?
Ginger Minj asks the listener if they are okay with celebrating Hanukkah

Yamaka, yamaka, it's a little hat
Ginger Minj describes what a yarmulke is as part of celebrating Hanukkah

Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, it's Yiddish look it up
Ginger Minj makes a joke about Yiddish and encourages the listener to look up its meaning

And then there's Kwanzaa
Ginger Minj introduces Kwanzaa as another holiday to celebrate

Now I don't know what it means either
Ginger Minj admits that she doesn't know what Kwanzaa means

But it's the corniest of all the holidays because they have corn
Ginger Minj makes a joke about Kwanzaa and its association with corn

And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia
Ginger Minj implies that her knowledge of Kwanzaa is limited to what she found on Wikipedia

Hey, it's another day all for what though?
Ginger Minj questions the purpose of celebrating holidays

Come on!
Ginger Minj encourages the listener to continue celebrating with her

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Ginger Minj combines the names of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa to create a new holiday

Everybody come on-sika
Ginger Minj invites everyone to celebrate the new holiday together

Something for everyone-sika
Ginger Minj suggests that the new holiday has something to offer for everyone

Extravaganza
Ginger Minj declares that the new holiday is an extravaganza

Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex
Ginger Minj repeats the word 'ex' multiple times as part of the song

Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika
Ginger Minj combines the word 'extravaganza' with the new holiday name to create a new catchphrase

Kinara, Minora
Ginger Minj mentions the kinara and menorah as part of celebrating Kwanzaa and Hanukkah

Come on light 'em up
Ginger Minj encourages the listener to light the kinara and menorah

Africans, Kosher Jews, white people Christmas
Ginger Minj lists different groups of people who celebrate different holidays

Don't forget, don't forget, Winter Solstice
Ginger Minj reminds listeners to include the Winter Solstice as part of the holiday season

Oh we're not doing that
Ginger Minj jokes that they won't be celebrating the Winter Solstice

Merry Christmas, Shabai Shalom
Ginger Minj sends holiday greetings in English and Hebrew

I drive a Manachevi
Ginger Minj references a Nigerian-made car brand called Manachevi

Live long and prosper
Ginger Minj quotes Spock's famous phrase from Star Trek

Peace be with you
Ginger Minj sends a message of peace to the listener

And also, with Jews
Ginger Minj specifically mentions Jews in her message of peace

Now we come to the bridge, my favourite part of any song
Ginger Minj introduces the bridge of the song

This is a brige over troubled water
Ginger Minj makes a reference to the Simon and Garfunkel song 'Bridge Over Troubled Water'

And I'm the troll beneath that bridge, so pay the toll
Ginger Minj jokes that she is the troll beneath the bridge and asks the listener to pay a toll

And have a happy, and holiday, bitch
Ginger Minj ends the song by wishing the listener a happy holiday season with a playful insult

Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Ginger Minj repeats the name of the new holiday to end the song

Everybody come on-sika
Ginger Minj repeats the invitation to celebrate the new holiday together

Something for everyone-sika
Ginger Minj repeats that the new holiday has something for everyone

Extravaganza
Ginger Minj repeats that the new holiday is an extravaganza

Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex
Ginger Minj repeats the word 'ex' multiple times to end the song

Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika
Ginger Minj repeats the catchphrase for the new holiday to end the song