Billionaire
Glee Cast Lyrics

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
I have an intense desire to become a billionaire

Buy all of the things I never had
I want to have the ability to purchase all the things I've never had before

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
I aspire to be featured on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen
I imagine myself smiling alongside influential figures like Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
Whenever I close my eyes

I see my name in shining lights
I envision my name displayed prominently

Yeah, a different city every night oh
I visualize traveling to a new city every night

I swear the world better prepare for when I'm a billionaire
I firmly believe that the world should get ready for me when I achieve billionaire status

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
If I had my own show, it would be similar to Oprah's

I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
I would love to be the host of a show that celebrates Christmas every day

Give Artie a wish list
I would provide Artie with a list of things he desires

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
I might follow in Angelina and Brad Pitt's footsteps

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it
I would adopt multiple babies who have not experienced a comfortable life

Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
I would generously gift a few Mercedes cars to deserving individuals

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
Lastly, I would fulfill someone's final wish

It's been a couple months that I've been single so
I've been single for a few months

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Call me Artie Claus, but without the traditional Ho Ho sound

Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
You know, I would likely visit the area affected by Hurricane Katrina

And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
And I would definitely take more meaningful actions than FEMA did

Yeah can't forget about me stupid
Of course, let's not forget about me, silly

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music
Wherever I go, I will have my own personalized theme music playing

I'll be playing basketball with the President
I will have the opportunity to play basketball with the President

Dunking on his delegates
I will skillfully dunk over the President's team members

Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Afterwards, I will express admiration for his political manners

Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
I will casually throw a few million dollars in the air for fun

But keep the fives, twentys, tens and bens completely separate
However, I will ensure that the five-dollar, twenty-dollar, ten-dollar, and hundred-dollar bills are clearly distinguished from each other

And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
As a billionaire, I will enter a much higher income tax bracket

We in recession but let me take a crack at it
Even though we are experiencing a recession, I still want to give it a try

I'll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
I will likely divide whatever money remains among different people

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
This way, everyone I care about will have some money

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
I want to ensure that no one close to me experiences hunger

Eating good sleeping soundly
They will have access to good food and be able to sleep peacefully

I know we all have a similar dream
I understand that we all share a similar aspiration

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
Take out your wallet from your pocket

And put it in the air and sing
Then raise it in the air and sing along

Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh, this is how I feel when I become a billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
I have an intense desire to become a billionaire

Buy all of the things I never had
I want to have the ability to purchase all the things I've never had before

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
I aspire to be featured on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
I imagine myself smiling alongside influential figures like Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
Whenever I close my eyes

I see my name in shining lights
I envision my name displayed prominently

A different city every night oh I
Every night, I imagine being in a new city

I swear the world better prepare
I firmly believe that the world should get ready

For when I'm a billionaire
Because that is when I become a billionaire

Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh, this is how I feel when I become a billionaire

Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh, this is how I feel when I become a billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
I have an intense desire to become a billionaire