The Liars Club
Glen Burtnik Lyrics

Meet me tonite at the liars club
Come with me tonight to a place where we can let loose and be ourselves without judgement.

A room full of kindness, more than enough
The atmosphere in the club is warm and inviting, and everyone treats each other with respect.

Everyone's happy, everyone's loved
All the people here are content and feel a sense of belonging.

There's a place I know
The artist knows about a place with a very distinct ambiance.

Where they treat you like Elvis
This place is a kind of haven where visitors can feel like celebrities and have all their dreams fulfilled.

Where you're free to do whatever the hell you want to do
There are no rules, and visitors can act however they wish.

You can speak your mind
This is a place where people feel safe to express themselves authentically.

Or just listen to the wisdom
People share their stories and offer insights, but it's also okay to just listen and gain insight in that way.

I know it's hard to believe
The artist knows their description might sound too good to be true.

And too good to be true
This place is genuinely amazing, beyond what anyone would hope for in a destination.

There's a girl at the door
A person greets visitors as they arrive in the club.

The evening hostess
The girl who receives the visitors is the evening hostess.

She's like an open book with nothing to hide
The hostess is very transparent and welcoming.

She's gotta therapist, a hypnotist
The hostess has connections to medical professionals who could benefit people in the club.

And a cosmetic surgeon
The club even has a cosmetic surgeon available to work on guests.

She says when they're finished
The hostess offers info on the potential benefits of therapy or cosmetic work.

She'll be satisfied
The hostess feels that everyone's needs can be satisfied through the resources available in the club.

Where words are friendly, it never gets rough
Communication is always positive, and there is no hostility in this environment.

Nobody ages, everybody stays young
The club is a place where people seem to never grow old, where no one is judged on appearance or age.

In the back corner away from the window
Somewhere more private, and not visible from outside.

A deal's on the table hard to refuse
Something complimentary or lucrative is offered to the visitors by the club.

This could be the big one, the chance of a lifetime
There is something very significant here, which could make a big impact in the visitors' lives.

Go ahead & sign the line, you got nothing to lose
The opportunity is too good to pass up, and only the visitor stands to gain from it.

The house of good fortune, the house of good luck
The club is thought of as a place of blessings and good fortunes.

Where everyone's a winner, it's all in good fun
In the club, everyone is successful and has a good time. It's all in great spirits.

And the women are beautiful
The female patrons are stunning.

With hearts of pure gold
As well as gorgeous appearances, these women have incredibly empathetic and generous attitudes.

Their bodies are perfect
These women have exceptional bodies and stunning features.

And the men are made of steel
The male club-goers are strong, both in appearance and character.

The fixtures are shiny, groomed & manicured
Everything looks brand new and well-maintained.

And everybody comes to say exactly how they feel
No one here is required to keep anything to themselves or sugarcoat their opinions. Honesty is embraced.

We'll sit by the fireplace, take a look 'round
The artist is suggesting that they linger for a while, somewhere cozy and with a nice atmosphere.

It's not what you think
The club is totally different from what anyone could imagine, in the best way possible.

I promise I won't make a move
The artist is reassuring someone else that they have no ulterior motives in inviting them to the club, and aren't trying to pursue a romantic relationship.

I'm over you by now
The singer has moved on from that previous relationship entirely.

The house of good fortune, the house of good luck
The second mention of this phrase confirms the positive energy surrounding the club.

Everyone's faithful, everyone's loved
The people in the club are loyal, trustworthy, and full of affection for one another.