Hot Shaved Asian Teens
Glenn Tilbrook Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

Christ on a bicycle fruit of the loom
Puffy white clouds with the face of Mitchell Froom
Cracked rib laughing gas the udder leaks white
I'm scared to go to sleep by the glowing red light

Six more sheep and I'll reach the top end
I'm falling down the stairs reaching for a friend
A six pack of shut eye full of kings and queens
Tonight I'll only dream of
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens

Barking puppies floating on a river through the zoo
I stuck a needle in my eye, I've got the Japanese flu
Peaches and pears and rubbish on the floor
Clergymen are howling and knocking at my door

There's a devil in the belly of a giant black snake
I'm curled up on the floor by a rusty garden rake
The lady in my bathroom stretches and preens
Tonight I'll only dream of
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens

Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens

Missionary foetal and positions with zest
Peeling back my eyelids putting best friends to the test
A spark will start a fire in my gas can of a heart
My creaky bones are rattling like a broken shopping cart

Your sleepy smile haunts me like a never-ending reel
My lungs are slowly tightening and growing hard as steel
The sky is upside down sprouting green green beans
Tonight I'll only dream of
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens

Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved Asian teens




Hot shaved Asian teens
Hot shaved

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Glenn Tilbrook's "Hot Shaved Asian Teens" are quite surreal and difficult to interpret. The verses seem to be describing a dream or nightmare that the singer is experiencing. Many of the images are bizarre and nonsensical, such as fruit of the loom, puffy white clouds with the face of Mitchell Froom, cracked rib laughing gas, and barking puppies floating on a river through the zoo. The chorus, however, is a repeated refrain about dreaming of hot shaved Asian teens.


The lyrics could be interpreted in a few different ways. One possibility is that they are a commentary on the sexualization of Asian women and the fetishization of their bodies. The repeated refrain about dreaming of hot shaved Asian teens could be seen as a disturbing and objectifying fantasy. The other images in the song could represent the singer's confusion and disorientation, as they struggle to make sense of their own desires and the world around them.


Overall, "Hot Shaved Asian Teens" is a perplexing and unsettling song that leaves a lot of room for interpretation. It raises important questions about identity, desire, and power, and challenges the listener to confront their own assumptions and biases.


Line by Line Meaning

Christ on a bicycle fruit of the loom
An expression of surprise or shock


Puffy white clouds with the face of Mitchell Froom
Imagery to create a surreal atmosphere


Cracked rib laughing gas the udder leaks white
Visual description of a surreal, dreamlike experience


I'm scared to go to sleep by the glowing red light
Fear of the unknown or uncertain


Six more sheep and I'll reach the top end
Counting sheep to fall asleep


I'm falling down the stairs reaching for a friend
Sense of falling or losing control


A six pack of shut eye full of kings and queens
Desire for a restful night's sleep


Tonight I'll only dream of Hot shaved Asian teens
Escapism through sexual fantasies


Barking puppies floating on a river through the zoo
Surreal imagery and nonsensical thoughts


I stuck a needle in my eye, I've got the Japanese flu
Sense of desperation and delirium


Peaches and pears and rubbish on the floor
Disarray and chaos in the environment


Clergymen are howling and knocking at my door
Sense of guilt or being judged


There's a devil in the belly of a giant black snake
Sense of danger, temptation, and evil


I'm curled up on the floor by a rusty garden rake
Sense of vulnerability and defenselessness


The lady in my bathroom stretches and preens
Sexual fantasy or desire


Missionary foetal and positions with zest
Desire for sexual experimentation or novelty


Peeling back my eyelids putting best friends to the test
Sense of paranoia or mistrust


A spark will start a fire in my gas can of a heart
Passionate or volatile emotions


My creaky bones are rattling like a broken shopping cart
Sense of physical deterioration and discomfort


Your sleepy smile haunts me like a never-ending reel
Obsession or longing for a past lover


My lungs are slowly tightening and growing hard as steel
Sense of anxiety or foreboding


The sky is upside down sprouting green green beans
Surreal imagery and nonsensical thoughts


Tonight I'll only dream of Hot shaved Asian teens
Escapism through sexual fantasies


Hot shaved Asian teens
Repetitive chorus emphasizing sexual desire and escapism


Hot shaved Asian teens
Repetitive chorus emphasizing sexual desire and escapism


Hot shaved Asian teens
Repetitive chorus emphasizing sexual desire and escapism


Hot shaved Asian teens
Repetitive chorus emphasizing sexual desire and escapism




Contributed by Avery P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found