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Gravy and the Biscuits Lyrics

Stop the press! I'm so obsessed!
I need to speak out right now because I have this strong inclination to confess something.

Gotta get this shit right off my chest before I stain my dress
I have to reveal this secret of mine before it causes any harm to me.

So Detroit! We hit you, New Orleans! We hit you
We performed in Detroit and New Orleans and they loved our music.

Chicago we hit you but Oky there was somethin' with you
We performed in Chicago and everything went well, but we had a problem in Oklahoma.

A sleaze assault! A chonky geez assault!
We were confronted with a lewd and fat man, who was making things difficult for us.

Baby please don't halt 'cause this one wasn't my fault
Please don't stop the show because the incident that happened earlier was not my fault.

I'm such a little ham I love a fool with a camera
I like attention and I am fond of photographers.

But his game was a sham, I grabbed my ho from Alabama:
The photographer was a fraud, so I took my friend from Alabama with me.

We take the stage, ready to rage
We go on stage and perform with all our energy.

Movin' Oklahoma to the next ice age
We perform with such intensity that even Oklahoma feels the heat.

There's a problem in the room and it's obvious as ho
There is a problem in the room, and people notice it quickly.

There's a graying gnarlz man whose ass has gotta go
There is an old man, who is obstinate and difficult, and he should leave the place.

He's a tyranna chonky honky monky oldy balding chalky ponky scrawny hawnay Punkay hairay fuckay lameay trollay
He is a fat, old, bald, white man who is stubborn, and behaves in a weird way.

'cause he's a freak, girl Such a freak, girl Yes a freak, girl
He is really different and odd, and everyone realizes it.

Back in Oakland nothin' better than some sloppy bed wetters
Back in Oakland, there is nothing better than a party with drunk people.

Makin' out while chewin' cheeto cheddar, such go-getters
People are kissing while eating Cheetos, and they are ambitious in what they want to do.

But my ho from St. Louie by the name of Julie Julie
My friend from St. Louis, whose name is Julie, reveals a secret.

Droppin' lines on your head quotin' what one bitch said:
She tells us something that someone else said.

I got some jujubes up in my cavities It's you I'm gonna please, put your stomach at ease With my treats, my beats, my big fat rhymes Give you big fat thighs with the grub I supply from my teeth, girl, from my teeth
She has Jujubes in her teeth, and she is going to make someone else happy by giving them some of her food, along with her music and her rhymes.

Heard what she say, nothin' wrong with Frito Lay He had his heydey way back in Santa Ana And Austin, remember- And Portland, remember Madison remember when we went on that bender baby
We reminisce about good times in different places.

We were on fire, Hunx turned into a liar Funx blew Chunx and got higher, hope Drunx never retires
We got wild and crazy, and things got out of hand.

And OOOH! 'Bout to lick some of that shit Up the slit baby, from all sides, baby
Oh, I'm about to eat that food real good.

'cause we're freaks, girl We're such freaks, girl Yes we're freaks, girl
We're different and eccentric and we enjoy it.