Threesome
Gucci Mane & Lil Uzi Vert Lyrics

Nice to meet you, be great to beat you
It's a pleasure to meet you, but I have the intention of defeating you in whatever competition or challenge we engage in

Teresa, the skeezer, the pumpkin eater (huh?)
Referring to a promiscuous woman named Teresa, who is known for her loose behavior and insatiable appetite for sexual encounters

I paint her face like Mona Lisa (yeah)
I pleasure her to the point where she looks satisfied and content, just like the mysterious smile of Mona Lisa in the famous painting

The more she moan the more I beat her
The more she expresses pleasure and satisfaction through moaning, the more vigorously I engage in sexual activity with her

Three people, two seater (catch up)
There are three individuals involved in this sexual encounter, even though there are only seats for two people in the car

Pullin' up, I could eat lunch at Cheetah (skrrt)
Arriving at a venue where I could have a casual meal, but also implying that 'eating' can refer to engaging in sexual activity

Scarf's fur so I can't pose for PETA
The fur scarf I'm wearing prevents me from posing in support of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), indicating that I don't prioritize animal welfare

Pockets looking like an encyclopedia (woo)
My pockets are filled with an extensive amount of money, similar to the vast information contained in an encyclopedia

Baseball money like Derek Jeter (damn)
I have an abundant amount of money, similar to the wealth earned by baseball player Derek Jeter

Standing in her face while a home girl eat her (ha)
Asserting my dominance by standing in front of her while another woman performs oral sex on her

That's my hitter, I don't need no nigga
Referring to a trusted companion who assists me, indicating that I don't require the assistance of any other person, particularly a male

And everytime she come, she bring a new girl with her
Every time she visits, she brings along a different woman to engage in sexual activities with us

Multi-million dollar figures
Referring to my wealth, which is worth millions of dollars

Oh, that's your babe, well, I'm babysitting her (yeah)
Although that woman may be your romantic partner, I am currently taking care of her and providing her with enjoyment

Hit her from behind like a fender bender
Engaging in sexual activity with her from a position where I am behind her, similar to the impact of two vehicles colliding in a fender bender

Diamonds hold the hand steady on my pinky finger (brr, brr, brr)
The diamonds on my pinky finger keep my hand stable and provide a sense of status and luxury

Threesome, threesome, threesome, threesome (ha)
Repeatedly emphasizing the desire and intention for a sexual encounter involving three individuals

That's your friends, then bring 'em then (yeah)
If those people are your friends, then you should invite them as well to engage in a sexual encounter with us

Ain't no need to leave them
There is no need to separate from your friends, as they are welcome to participate in the threesome

My bitch so bad, she reel 'em in, let's go have a threesome
My female companion is incredibly attractive and has the ability to captivate and attract other individuals, so let's proceed with engaging in a threesome

Club close at like four o'clock, I pull up at like three some'
The nightclub closes around 4 am, but I arrive much earlier, around 3 am, suggesting that I am always ready and eager to engage in sexual encounters

I'm too much for one of y'all, girl, let's go have a threesome
Indicating that I possess so much energy, charisma, and sexual prowess that one person alone is not enough to satisfy me, so let's engage in a threesome

I do not need her, I'm planning to leave her
I don't require a committed relationship with her, as I intend to end the relationship

Don't give her my number, she hitting my beeper
I do not want her to contact me directly, as she is persistently trying to reach me via various means of communication

I pull up, two girls, and I got a two-seater
Arriving at a location with two women, despite the fact that my car only has seating capacity for two people

I really want her, but I cannot keep her (yeah)
Expressing a strong desire for her, but acknowledging that I am unwilling or unable to maintain a long-term relationship with her

She an eater, give me head in my beater
She is willing to perform oral sex on me, even in a vehicle that is in poor condition (beater)

Don't remember your name, but nice to meet you
Although I can't recall her name, it's a pleasure to encounter and engage with her

Girl, you so bad that shit go off the meter
You are incredibly attractive to the point where it exceeds normal standards, making it exceptionally remarkable

My outfit so fly had that shit on for three days
My attire is so fashionable that I've been wearing the same outfit for three consecutive days without feeling the need to change

That girl a freak so we just had to three-way (yeah)
Referring to another woman who has a strong inclination for sexual activities, resulting in the decision to engage in a threesome

They go off on Uzi, shit feel like my B-day
There is a great deal of excitement and celebration surrounding Lil Uzi Vert, similar to the feeling one experiences on their birthday

Smashing the Coupe when a nigga on e-way (skrrt)
Driving my luxurious car at high speed on the expressway, enjoying the sensation of power and control

AP so frozen, it look like a three-face
The face of my Audemars Piguet (AP) watch is adorned with an abundance of diamonds, giving the illusion of three separate faces due to their size and brilliance

Pockets so big like I just got a rebate
My pockets are so full of money that they resemble the size they would be after receiving a rebate or a large sum of money

Yeah, she left you alone because, nigga, you is a cheapskate (damn)
She abandoned you because, my friend, you are known for being stingy with your money and unwilling to spend

Yeah, confetti come down when I come in my house like I just won a sweepstakes
When I enter my house, it feels like a celebration is taking place, with confetti falling down, similar to the exuberance of winning a sweepstakes

Yeah, pescetarian but I order my niggas like three steaks (yeah)
Despite being a pescetarian (someone who consumes fish but abstains from eating other types of meat), I have enough wealth and influence to provide my friends with three steaks each

Yeah, put the diamonds in my mouth, I look white in my teeth, aye (huh)
By placing diamonds in my mouth, they reflect light and give the illusion of having exceptionally white teeth

Yeah, just fucked the cheerleader, told that girl to bring her teammate
Confirming that I recently engaged in sexual activity with a cheerleader, and I encouraged her to invite another member of the cheerleading team to join us