Colonel Paper
Guided by Voices Lyrics


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Who is this Colonel Paper
Of whom you speak?
And read?
Extract from a metal trashcan?

In the middle of a cold premonition
Is it fish or chicken?
Is it wrappable?
Or extractable?
Or contractable?

Cigarette eater
Eat a cigarette, man
Colonel Paper unfolds
From a metal ashcan
And calls you up

Are you like extra crispy
When you wake up
And bleed extract of coffee bean
In to a cup

Cigarette eater
Eat a cigarette, man
Colonel Paper unfolds
From a metal ashcan




And calls you up
In the middle of a night cold premonition

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Colonel Paper" by Guided by Voices are quite cryptic and open to interpretation. It appears to be a surrealistic exploration of identity, consumption, and communication.


In the first stanza, the lyrics question the existence and significance of Colonel Paper, suggesting that he may be a fictional character created through reading or found in an improbable place like a metal trashcan. This raises the themes of imagination and the blurred lines between reality and fiction.


The following lines introduce a sense of uncertainty and confusion. The references to fish or chicken and whether they are "wrappable," "extractable," or "contractable" can be interpreted as a metaphor for life's choices and the difficulties in making decisions. It questions the nature of existence and the ways in which we interact with the world.


The second stanza introduces the character of a "cigarette eater," someone who consumes cigarettes. This can symbolize addiction or self-destructive behavior. Colonel Paper emerges from a "metal ashcan," which could represent a source of inspiration or creativity springing from unlikely places. The juxtaposition of the Colonel Paper character with the act of eating cigarettes adds to the surreal and enigmatic nature of the lyrics.


The final lines of the song suggest a sense of disturbance or unease, mentioning a "cold premonition" and a brewing conflict between waking up and bleeding coffee bean extract into a cup. These can be interpreted as symbols of daily routines and the tension between mundane existence and deeper existential concerns.


Overall, "Colonel Paper" invites reflection on the nature of reality, identity, and the complexities of human experience through its abstract and thought-provoking lyrics.


Line by Line Meaning

Who is this Colonel Paper
Who is the person being referred to as Colonel Paper?


Of whom you speak?
The person being spoken about, who is he?


And read?
And why do you read about him?


Extract from a metal trashcan?
Is the information about him extracted from a metal trashcan?


In the middle of a cold premonition
In a moment filled with a chilling sense of foreboding


Is it fish or chicken?
Is it difficult to determine the true nature of the situation?


Is it wrappable?
Can it be neatly packaged or contained?


Or extractable?
Or can it be extracted or obtained?


Or contractable?
Or is it something that can be contracted or acquired?


Cigarette eater
A person who consumes cigarettes


Eat a cigarette, man
Consume a cigarette, my friend


Colonel Paper unfolds
Colonel Paper begins to reveal himself or his story


From a metal ashcan
Emerging from a metal trashcan


And calls you up
And reaches out to you, perhaps through a phone call


Are you like extra crispy
Do you feel particularly fried or exhausted


When you wake up
Upon awakening from sleep


And bleed extract of coffee bean
And release the essence of a coffee bean


In to a cup
Into a receptacle or vessel


In the middle of a night cold premonition
In the midst of a chilling foretelling during the nighttime




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Robert E. Jr. Pollard

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