Crippled By Pizza
HORSE the band Lyrics


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I′m crippled by a simple decision or possibly possessed by a vision.
I've made a choice- I′ll stand by.
I'll take one more bite then lay down and die.
...and that one treasure, thick golden crust and a layer of cheese.
I'll face the consequences OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED!
I′m crippled. I′m crippled. I'm crippled by pizza.
I′m crippled. I'm crippled and i can′t go on.
I can't resist so I persist in this.
So delicious, pizza′s powerful taste.
I seek, strike, and consume it every day.
It's shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe.
I'm crippled. I′m crippled.
I′m crippled by each SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
I'm crippled. I′m crippled.
I'm crippled and I can′t go on.
My hunger, it hurts me just to turn around and flirt with me.
Each slice, a paradise, but in the end I'm twice the size.
I′ve made a choice that I'll stand by.




I'll take one more bite then I′ll lay down and die.
PIZZA! PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA! JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!

Overall Meaning

In HORSE the band's song "Crippled By Pizza," the lyrics discuss the overpowering force that pizza has on the singer. The simple decision of whether or not to eat pizza has become a possession, a vision so compelling that the singer cannot resist. Despite the consequences of their unquenchable need for pizza, such as a shattered colon and being too fat to breathe, the singer persists in consuming it every day. Each bite is both delicious and crippling, leaving the singer unable to go on but unable to resist the temptation of pizza's powerful taste. This internal struggle between desire and consequence culminates in the decision to take one more bite and then lay down and die, illustrating the all-encompassing grip that pizza has on the singer.


The song's lyrics are both humorous and dark, highlighting the unhealthy relationship between the singer and pizza. It speaks to the larger issue of addiction and the power it can hold over a person's life. Through the use of hyperbole and irony, the song showcases the absurdity of being so consumed by a simple food item.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm crippled by a simple decision or possibly possessed by a vision.
I am struggling to make a choice, and I feel as though I may be under the influence of an outside force.


I've made a choice- I'll stand by.
I have finally made a decision, and I will not change my mind.


I'll take one more bite then lay down and die.
I know that my addiction to pizza will eventually kill me, but I cannot resist one more bite.


...and that one treasure, thick golden crust and a layer of cheese.
The pizza that I crave is made with a delicious crust and topped with a layer of melted cheese.


I'll face the consequences OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED!
I know that my love for pizza will have negative repercussions, but I cannot stop myself.


I'm crippled. I'm crippled. I'm crippled by pizza.
My obsession with pizza has taken over my life, leaving me helpless and powerless to resist.


I can't resist so I persist in this.
Despite knowing that pizza is harming me, I continue to consume it regularly out of sheer addiction.


So delicious, pizza's powerful taste.
The taste of pizza is so incredible that it makes it difficult for me to stop consuming it.


I seek, strike, and consume it every day.
I actively search for pizza, devour it, and repeat this process daily.


It's shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe.
My addiction to pizza has caused significant harm to my health, rendering me overweight and unable to breathe properly.


I'm crippled. I'm crippled. I'm crippled by each SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
The act of consuming each slice of pizza leaves me incapable of resisting the next, perpetuating my addiction.


My hunger, it hurts me just to turn around and flirt with me.
The constant craving for pizza hurts me, making it difficult to even think about resisting it.


Each slice, a paradise, but in the end I'm twice the size.
Each slice of pizza feels like utter bliss, but the long-term effects are causing me to gain weight exponentially.


PIZZA! PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA! JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!
I am consumed by my desire for pizza and will stop at nothing to satisfy my addiction.




Writer(s): Dashiell Han Arkenstone, Erik Daniel Engstrom, David Isen, Jeffrey Nathan Winneke, Christopher Lyle Prophet

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