Mailbox Baseball
Hail Mary Mallon Lyrics

Brother to the boogie,(boogie) boys with the illest, (illest)
He is as close as a brother to the most skillful and attention-worthy performers known as the boogie boys

Cousin of the philly guts littering your plymouth (plymouth)
He can be compared to a cousin of the individuals hailing from Philadelphia who carelessly leave their entrails all over the town's Plymouth vehicles

Bubble gum and duct tape holding in his innards (innards)
His organs are being kept together by the adhesive properties of bubble gum and duct tape

Outsides parched (parched), insides pickled, (pickled)
He is dehydrated externally while his internal organs have been preserved in alcohol

Flowed when he shoulda, (shoulda), ebbed or departed (parted)
He speaks too much when he should have kept quiet, or should leave and never return

Squarely in the byway of invaders painting targets (targets)
He is in the direct path of those who are attacking and marking their intended destination

Black knights errant wading out into the harvest, (harvest)
Individuals resembling medieval knights venture out into the field to collect the harvest crops

Copper plated zinc, (zinc) compensated harlots, (harlots)
Prostitutes are rewarded with fake money made of copper-plated zinc

Jolly roger flags, glass in his gill
He displays pirate flags, while also having glass pieces in his fish gills

Mary wants the captain jacked and dragged to the bilge
Mary desires to overpower and forcefully move the captain of the ship to the lower deck

Tethered to the weather vain and drained of his fill
He is bound to the weather vane and has been completely emptied of his resources

Poured into cups, and drank once its chilled
He is being collected into cups and consumed only after being cooled

Crazy fucking loon, bugs on his lips
He is an insane and irrational person with various insects crawling over his lips

Tugging on his handle bar mustache grips
He repeatedly pulls on his handlebar mustache with his fingers

Steiner full of shells and a belt full of clips
He is equipped with a firearm that is loaded with shells and an additional belt full of ammunition clips

For the first, time he’s left off your list
This is the first occasion where he has failed to make the cut or was left out of your intended lineup

Least sandbagged, (bagged), most unimpressed, (pressed)
Although he made the group, he was ranked the lowest and appeared to be uninterested

Finger-nailed Creedmore walls in the flesh, (flesh)
Using fingernails, he has left deep marks on the exterior walls of Creedmore facility's flesh-colored surface

Feed into the fabric of distraction and death, (death)
He falls into the same pattern of distraction and fatalities as others and is also subject to it

Statler alarmed, (larmed), waldorf upset (set)
These two individuals named Statler and Waldorf display alarm and frustration, respectively

Green moss chops (chops), dummy after dinner (dinner)
He manages to chop green moss, while also being compared to a mannequin that is placed on display post-dinner

Bottle rockets soaring as little surrogate fingers, (fingers)
Small surrogate fingers are represented through the use of soaring bottle rockets

Draw claw marks across a permanent winter (winter)
He has created claw marks that are traced across a perpetual winter environment

Age-old husk, (husk), immature forever, (ever)
Although he may be old and withered, he is forever immature and childish

Run from the hounds, marking the wall
He is racing away from dogs who are marking the territory

Mommy tattooed on the arm of the law
The word 'mommy' is permanently inked onto the arm of a law enforcement officer

Maid milked drilled till the partridge appalled
A maid is working hard until the activity becomes too much for an observing partridge bird

More game got, cartridge installed
With more game available, a cartridge is properly inserted into the appropriate location

What’s on first? basses are warm
Questioning what is happening first, while also acknowledging that the basses are operating optimally

And all of them are mine and their faces deformed
He has taken ownership of all individuals, and their facial structures have been altered in some way

Chin music played on the razors reward
Music is being played close to the chin, while also recognizing the benefits of using a razor

P isn’t free, pay for the porn
P (most likely pornography) cannot be accessed for free; payment is necessary

Half great dane, (dane) half great depression (pression)
He is essentially half Great Dane breed and half resembling the state of Great Depression

Tin can tail finding anarchy impressive (pressive)
He acknowledges the rebellious nature of anarchy and finds it intriguing through the use of a tin can tail

Taught himself to rap and calibrate archaic weapons (weapons)
He has learned to both rap and adjust old-fashioned armaments all on his own

Wiz on the techs (techs), class pay attention, (tention)
He is incredibly proficient with technology, and therefore demands the full attention of those around him

Pocket knives theatre (theatre), mutiny houdini (dini)
A display of pocket knives is being utilized for theatrical purposes, while also inciting rebellion similar to the famous Houdini

Dissapear before appearing sorcery is easy (easy)
It is quite simple to make something vanish before it has even materialized

Might've picked the wrong week for cordially retreating, (treating)
Leaving on good terms might not be the best option, especially if done at the wrong time

Hang on to your fillings (fillings), organize your species, (species)
It is recommended that you securely hold onto your dental fillings while ensuring proper order amongst your biological classification

Red alert panic, hands on the deck
There is a severe emergency which requires all hands to be on deck, in a state of red alert panic

Motor mouth body shop canceled your check
He is accused of excessive talking resulting in a body shop canceling a payment check

East bound and up truck sample sex
The truck is headed towards the East while also collecting various samples of sexual practices

Mouth full of miller handful of x
He has his mouth full of a brand named Miller, while also holding a handful of a substance with the variable name X

Skim from the top, undercut the take
He will siphon off a portion of the uppermost source, ultimately decreasing the quantity stolen

Clubber lang the banker butter up the other 8
The banker known as Clubber Lang will manipulate and con the remaining eight individuals

Wait for the beep leave your number and your name
The request is to wait for the beep and leave personal contact information

And why it is you called, props or complaints?
It is questioned why the individual chose to call and if it is for positive acknowledgement or negative criticism