Pumpkinteeth
Hailey Wojcik Lyrics


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I don't know how many mushrooms I'd have to eat to find you attractive
I don't know what does your Saturday look like
Let's find out
Cause here's an open palm and here's an open heart
And your guess is good as mine to tell each one apart
But I guess it would be fine to just hold both out

CHORUS
And I'm somewhere in this tangle of colored lines
This box of night crawlers this bucket of Christmas lights
And the chance is slim and none that you got a one line right
Cause I think I'll be fine
If I just ride this train all night

I don't know if that two A.M. palm reading could have gone any faster
But I guess that I scared her when I knocked on her door covered in fake blood
So she talked to me with the timbre of a local sportscaster
And I played the part of Noah hearing word of the great flood

REPEAT CHORUS

'Cause I like to watch the passing scene cinematographically
The faces on the passing train
Flashing by me frame by frame by frame

REPEAT CHORUS

'Cause these rows of empty orange and yellow seats
Cheer me with their pumpkinteeth
Make me forget about you




Almost forget, I mean
And anyway you'd think a psychic would've known it's Halloween

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Hailey Wojcik's song "Pumpkinteeth" tell the narrative of a person who is damaged by a recent breakup, however, humorously and earnestly trying to connect with the person they are missing. The song starts with the singer admitting that they are feeling lonely and would be open to any romantic prospect when they sing, "I don't know how many mushrooms I'd have to eat to find you attractive." The singer then talks about how they don't know what their partner's Saturday looks like but they would like to find out. The admission indicates the singer's heartfelt desire to connect with their partner and get back together.


The chorus of the song is about the singer's inability to solve their dilemma and how they are stuck. The singer sings about being tangibly lost in a confusing world of colored lines, night crawlers, and Christmas lights. They recognize that they have little chance of successfully conveying what they feel to the other person in a single line. Nonetheless, the singer is willing to stay on this train all night long to see where it takes them.


Later in the song, the singer reflects on an experience they had with a palm reader at 2 am. The palm reading moment heightens the atmosphere of weirdness and uncertainty that defines the singer's life currently. The song ends on a note of acceptance and resilience as the singer finds solace in the empty seats featuring "pumpkinteeth" because they enable them to almost forget about the person they're missing.


Line by Line Meaning

I don't know how many mushrooms I'd have to eat to find you attractive
I am uncertain about how much I would need to consume to make you appealing


I don't know what does your Saturday look like
I am unaware of your plans for the upcoming weekend


Let's find out
Let's explore and discover together


Cause here's an open palm and here's an open heart
I am offering my sincerity and affection


And your guess is good as mine to tell each one apart
It may be challenging to distinguish between the two


But I guess it would be fine to just hold both out
Perhaps it would be acceptable to present both to you


And I'm somewhere in this tangle of colored lines
I am lost in the complexity of my thoughts and emotions


This box of night crawlers this bucket of Christmas lights
Metaphors for the entangled mess I feel inside


And the chance is slim and none that you got a one line right
It is unlikely that you can understand how I feel with just one line


Cause I think I'll be fine
I believe I will be okay


If I just ride this train all night
If I keep moving forward without overthinking my situation


I don't know if that two A.M. palm reading could have gone any faster
I am unsure if my fortune-telling session could have been any quicker


But I guess that I scared her when I knocked on her door covered in fake blood
I may have terrified her when I arrived looking like I was bleeding


So she talked to me with the timbre of a local sportscaster
Her manner of speaking was similar to that of a sports announcer


And I played the part of Noah hearing word of the great flood
I felt like I was hearing news of a disaster


Cause I like to watch the passing scene cinematographically
I enjoy observing my surroundings through a cinematic lens


The faces on the passing train
The people riding on the train I am on


Flashing by me frame by frame by frame
Moving rapidly, almost like individual frames in a movie reel


These rows of empty orange and yellow seats
The vacant chairs around me are orange and yellow in color


Cheer me with their pumpkinteeth
The bright colors of the seats bring me some joy


Make me forget about you
They help me temporarily push aside thoughts of you


Almost forget, I mean
At least, until I remind myself of you again


And anyway you'd think a psychic would've known it's Halloween
It is surprising that the fortune-teller did not realize it was the holiday




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Comments from YouTube:

Evan Rutledge

This needs to be on everyone's Halloween playlists.

Gabriel BarEyehEsherEyeh

I love all your songs, but this one gives me chills. Purely amazing! Keep it up.

ALCheL Geralde

I'm a fan already. Just heard all your songs today! You are beautiful and unique...God bless!

Tai-Li Lynn

I think this is my favorite song of hers that I've heard so far. The video though, is strange. Also I like that she's a singer who actually looks like a normal human and not like a barbie.

273jat273

I have recently become a HUGE fan of yours! (I saw a couple articles about you on afterellen). I absolutely love this song! I has moved to the number one song that I drum to, because of the awesome beat and just overall amazing-ness! (I also love Anglerfish)

Randie Strouse

I was just revisiting your album that you gave me, and the new one.... fucking wonderful stuff. This is my favorite though, of course. 

Amelia Dass

I watch this alllllll the time. I love it!

cody nielsen

your songs make me feel sane :)

kokohawk

I like the feeling of this one. Very nice.

Shane Darling

@HaileyWojcik love this. the lyrics are divine. ty.

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