Mister Five By Five
Harry James Lyrics


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Well twirl my turban, man alive
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Solid avoirdupois

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five
Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five

That man can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or goin'

Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five, Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Slightly plump and he can jump
'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five-feet-five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
Than'll he do from side to side





Mister Five, Mister Five, Mister Five
He be just little Mister Five by Five

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Harry James and Helen Forrest's song "Mister Five by Five" are a playful and lighthearted tribute to a man who is "five feet tall and five feet wide" and "slightly plump on the solid side". The song describes him as a "big, fat, bouncin' boy" who has "solid avoirdupois". The singer admires Mister Five by Five's ability to jump and his "line of jive", and calls him a "mellow old fat and a real hep cat". Despite his size and shape, Mister Five by Five is presented as a fun-loving, confident, and stylish figure.


The song can be interpreted as celebrating body positivity and rejecting societal norms regarding body size and shape. Mister Five by Five is presented as someone who is comfortable in his own skin and enjoys his life to the fullest, regardless of any judgments others might make about his body. The song also highlights the joy and vitality that can come from dancing and music, as evidenced by Mister Five by Five's ability to "jump it for a fat man".


Line by Line Meaning

Well twirl my turban, man alive
What a surprise! I can't believe my eyes!


Here comes Mister Five by Five
Look out, everyone, because Mister Five by Five is coming!


He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Mister Five by Five is a large, heavyset man who moves with energy.


Solid avoirdupois
He has a solid, heavy build.


Mister Five by Five
The man everyone calls Mister Five by Five.


He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He is as wide as he is tall, measuring five feet in both directions.


He don't measure no more from head to toe
He is just as wide as he is tall.


Than he do from side to side
He is just as wide as he is tall.


Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He has a lot of rolls on his neck and he is known for his cool way of talking.


He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He is a relaxed and cool guy, well-versed in the latest trends and culture.


He be Mister Five by Five
He is known to everyone as Mister Five by Five.


That man can really jump it for a fat man
Despite his weight, he is surprisingly agile and can jump well.


The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
However, it can be hard to tell which way he is going to move.


Whether he's comin' or goin'
It's hard to predict which direction he will move in.


He's slightly plump on the solid side
Although he is a little overweight, he is still solidly built.


Mister Five, Five by Five
Once again, Mister Five by Five.


Slightly plump and he can jump
Despite his weight, he can still jump well.


'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat
This is because he is a cool, laid-back guy despite his weight.


He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
He is just as wide as he is tall, measuring five feet in both directions.


Than he do from side to side
He is just as wide as he is tall.


He be just little Mister Five by Five
Despite his size, he is still known to everyone as Mister Five by Five.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DON RAYE, GENE DE PAUL

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Comments from YouTube:

@dudley5533

Magnificent Helen......she could sing anything, even this novelty song.....great performance.

@erikcarmichael3300

I think they just might have a song for each minute of the clock written from the 40's I bet.Its 11:60pm just came on awhile ago an it was right on the clock.

@cattycorner8

Was searching for this1 Thank you!

@the78prof72

You're most welcome...glad that you found it.

@waynejones205

Today I set my cell phone screen up for a 5x5 grid for favorite widgets. What song do you think I started to sing to see FIVE BY FIVE? ❤❤😂 And I'm only 58, got bit by the swing bug around 12!!

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