Mr. Five by Five
Harry James Lyrics


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Well twirl my turban, man alive
Here comes Mister Five by Five
He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Solid avoirdupois

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five
Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
He be Mister Five by Five

That man can really jump it for a fat man
The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
Whether he's comin' or goin'

Mister Five by Five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He don't shake it no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five, Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Slightly plump and he can jump
'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat

Mister Five by Five
He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five-feet-five
He's slightly plump on the solid side
He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
Than'll he do from side to side





Mister Five, Mister Five, Mister Five
He be just little Mister Five by Five

Overall Meaning

The song "Mister Five By Five" portrays an overweight, yet charismatic man who takes pride in his appearance and his ability to dance despite his size. The lyrics describe him as being "solid avoirdupois," which means he is heavily built with a large waist, and "solid on the plump side," indicating his weight. The man is only five feet tall and five feet wide, and doesn't measure any differently from head to toe than he does from side to side. He is a "real hep cat," which means he is stylish and cool.


The song is a playful, upbeat tune with a jazzy swing beat that fits perfectly with the lyrics. The singer describes the man as having "fifteen chins and a line of jive," implying that he is chatty, confident, and perhaps a bit flirtatious. The lyrics mention that he "can really jump it for a fat man," indicating that he is a skilled dancer and can move well despite his weight. However, the singer notes that "there's no way of knowin' whether he's comin' or goin'," perhaps meaning that the man is a little unpredictable or hard to keep up with.


Line by Line Meaning

Well twirl my turban, man alive
An expression of surprise or delight upon seeing Mister Five by Five


Here comes Mister Five by Five
Mister Five by Five is approaching


He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
Mister Five by Five is a heavyset, jolly fellow


Solid avoirdupois
A reference to Mister Five by Five's weight in pounds


Mister Five by Five
Reference to Mister Five by Five, the subject of the song


He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
Mister Five by Five is very wide as well as tall


He don't measure no more from head to toe
Mister Five by Five is so wide that he doesn't measure any more vertically than horizontally


Than he do from side to side
Mister Five by Five is perfectly proportionate in width and height


Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
Mister Five by Five has many chins and is good at talking nonsense


He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
Mister Five by Five is easy-going and cool, despite his weight


That man can really jump it for a fat man
Surprisingly, Mister Five by Five is able to jump despite his weight


The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
It's difficult to tell which way Mister Five by Five is jumping


Whether he's comin' or goin'
Whether Mister Five by Five is jumping toward you or away from you


He's slightly plump on the solid side
Mister Five by Five is a bit heavy but still solid and strong


Mister Five, Five by Five
Repetition of Mister Five's name


He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
Mister Five by Five's vertical measurement is the same as his horizontal measurement


Than he do from side to side
Mister Five by Five's proportions are equal in both directions


He be just little Mister Five by Five
Despite his size, Mister Five by Five is still referred to as 'little'




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DON RAYE, GENE DE PAUL

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Comments from YouTube:

@dudley5533

Magnificent Helen......she could sing anything, even this novelty song.....great performance.

@erikcarmichael3300

I think they just might have a song for each minute of the clock written from the 40's I bet.Its 11:60pm just came on awhile ago an it was right on the clock.

@cattycorner8

Was searching for this1 Thank you!

@the78prof72

You're most welcome...glad that you found it.

@waynejones205

Today I set my cell phone screen up for a 5x5 grid for favorite widgets. What song do you think I started to sing to see FIVE BY FIVE? ❤❤😂 And I'm only 58, got bit by the swing bug around 12!!

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