Anything Goes
Helen Merrill Lyrics


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Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.

When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Then I suppose
Anything goes.
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Anything goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Anything goes.

If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Then Anna shows
Anything goes.
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little radios.
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons




'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes.

Overall Meaning

The song "Anything Goes" from the musical of the same name was written by Cole Porter in 1934. The lyrics speak to the changing norms and morals of society, with references to the Puritan colonizers of America and how their values would be incompatible with contemporary culture. The opening lines of the song set the tone for the theme of change and shock, suggesting that even the Puritans would be surprised by how society has evolved. The chorus asserts that today, "Anything goes," meaning that there are no longer any strict social or moral codes that dictate how people should behave.


The lyrics of the song take the form of a list of examples of things that were once frowned upon but are now accepted, such as the display of bare legs and the use of four-letter words in literature. The verses also touch on the growing divide between the rich and poor, with references to the wealthy Vanderbilt and Whitney families struggling to afford clothes for their babies, while the lower classes can still ride in cheap "jitneys." The repeated refrain of "Anything goes" reinforces the message that there is no limit to what is acceptable in modern society.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed
The world is not the same as it once was


And we've often rewound the clock
We have gone back in time to reminisce on how things used to be


Since the Puritans got a shock
Since the time the Puritans were surprised by the changes in society and culture


When they landed on Plymouth Rock
When they first arrived in America


If today
In modern times


Any shock they should try to stem
Anything that is surprising or unexpected


'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Instead of coming to America


Plymouth Rock would land on them.
They would be surprised and overwhelmed by the changes in society


In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
In the past, a quick view of a woman's leg was considered scandalous


Was looked on as something shocking.
People were scandalized by even innocent displays of sexuality


But now, God knows,
Nowadays


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


Good authors too who once knew better words
Authors who used to be more refined in their language


Now only use four-letter words
Now use coarse language


Writing prose.
Composing literature


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


If driving fast cars you like,
If you have an interest in fast cars


If low bars you like,
If you enjoy dive bars


If old hymns you like,
If you prefer traditional religious music


If bare limbs you like,
If you enjoy nudity


If Mae West you like,
If you are a fan of Mae West


Or me undressed you like,
If you enjoy seeing me naked


Why, nobody will oppose.
No one will object or stand in your way


When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
When every night the fashionable people are attending


Truding in nudist parties in
Invading nudist parties


Studios.
Recording studios


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
When wealthy and influential people can do as they please


Can get Russian reds to "yes" her,
Can persuade Russian political leaders to do her bidding


Then I suppose
Then anything is possible


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
When extremely wealthy people can keep all of their money hidden away


Ough money to let Max Gordon
Enough money to finance Max Gordon's productions


Produce his shows,
To fund theatrical productions


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


The world has gone mad today
The world is in a state of craziness


And good's bad today,
What is considered good is now bad


And black's white today,
What is considered black is now considered white


And day's night today,
The normal cycle of day and night has been reversed


And that gent today
That person today


You gave a cent today
You gave a penny today


Once had several chateaux.
Once owned several large estates


When folks who still can ride in jitneys
When people who can only afford to ride in cheap vehicles


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Discover that even the wealthy and titled are struggling


Lack baby clo'es,
Do not have enough clothes for their babies


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
If Sam Goldwyn can convincingly teach


Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Teach Anna Sten how to speak properly


Then Anna shows
Anna demonstrates


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
When you find out that Lady Mendl, an upper class lady,


Now turns a handspring landing up-
Can now perform a gymnastic maneuver with ease


On her toes,
Balancing on the tips of her toes


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible


Just think of those shocks you've got
Think about all of the surprises you have encountered


And those knocks you've got
And all of the setbacks you have experienced


And those blues you've got
And all of the sadness you have felt


From that news you've got
From hearing the latest news


And those pains you've got
And all of the discomfort you have had


(If any brains you've got)
(If you have any intelligence at all)


From those little radios.
From listening to small radios


So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
So someone like Mrs. R, with all of her luxurious accessories,


Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
Can advertise a bed manufactured by Simmons


'Cause Franklin knows
Because even the President knows


Anything goes.
Anything is acceptable or permissible




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Royalty Network, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Cole Porter

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